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TODAY: A STORM WARNING AND SMALL-CRAFT ADVISORY HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR MALTON. EXPECT MODERATE-HEAVY RAINFALL, WITH WINDS GUSTING UP TO 60 KM/HR. TORNADOS AND SEVERE HAIL MAY BE POSSIBLE, ESPECIALLY LATER IN THE DAY AS THE STORM INTENSIFIES. ZOMBIES ARE ADVISED TO SEEK SHELTER IF POSSIBLE. HUMANS ARE CAUTIONED THAT MALLS AND NECROTECH BUILDINGS MAY BE ESPECIALLY UNSAFE, DUE TO POSSIBLE BUILDING COLLAPSE. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL BE 11° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE 1° C.

TOMORROW: A WINTER ADVISORY HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR MALTON. EXPECT LIGHT-MODEST ACCUMULATIONS OF SNOW THROUGHOUT THE DAY, WITH DOWNTOWN MALTON AND GREATER RIDLEYBANK EXPERIENCING THE HIGHEST SNOWFALL TOTALS. TOTAL ACCUMULATION EXPECTED TO BE LESS THAN 8 CM. ZOMBIES ARE ENCOURAGED TO STAY INDOORS WHERE IT IS WARM. HUMANS ARE ADVISED TO DIE IN THE STREETS. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL REACH 10° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE -0° C.

REST OF WEEK: A SMALL CRAFT ADVISORY HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR MALTON AND THE SOUTHERN SUBURBS. WINDS WILL BE 30-40 KM/HR, WITH GUSTS UP TO 60 KM/HR. ZOMBIES, ESPECIALLY SMALL, LIGHT-WEIGHT CHILDREN, SHOULD SEEK SHELTER IF POSSIBLE. HUMANS CAN BE BLOWN INTO THE OCEAN. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL BE 9° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE 2° C.

Is your family prepared when inclement weather and roving RRF death squads strike your suburb? How do you know your loved ones are safe? With the Ridleybank Resistance Front's ZomboTracker, not only will you receive up-to-the-minute weather reports, but you will also get the latest horde locations as well as school and work closures in your suburb. We bring the information to you so you can decide how to spend those precious final minutes with your loved ones.

With Live, 3D Super Zambah Doppler, we can not only tell when zambah horde attacks are imminent, but we can also see individual break-ins on safehouses in your area. That is cutting-edge information that no other station can provide. No longer will you have to wonder if grandma is dying a slow, painful death from infection. Now, with ZomboTracker, you will know the exact minute when RRF zombies break into her safehouse and drag her away screaming into the night. Now, that is information that can help your family sleep safe at night.

Tired of deciding what deathtrap is best for your family? With Live, Super Horde Targeter, in-depth, seasonal averages on what buildings offer the best possible chance for a painless release from life can be at your fingertips. Finally, no more guessing on which local hospital or police station provides the fastest time-to-death. Now, with ZomboTargeter, you will know, and that is information that can keep your family one step ahead of your neighbors in the race-to-death. This is our commitment to you, and we will continue to be at the forefront of weather and human-killing technology to keep you, our human friends in Malton, one step ahead of the storm.

Severe weather and zombies can strike at any time, and being prepared is the best way to survive any storm. Don't let sudden changes in weather and zombies take you by surprise. Follow our tips below, and help keep your family safe!

• Are there hordes in your suburb? Keep your doors unlocked and unbarricaded so you can escape at a moments notice.
• During tornado watches and warnings, it is best to be outside to avoid being crushed by collapsing buildings. Lead your family outside at the first sign of trouble, and be sure to wear bright colors and flap your arms wildly so rescue workers will know that you are safe.
• Malton can be cold during winter months, and keeping warm is vital to surviving the season. Burn anything flammable -- doors, wooden barricades, guns, revive syringe, first-aid-kits, generators -- and pack in with other survivors to help keep warm. Singing loudly from a well-lit, barricade-free safehouse is a great way to pass the time with your loved ones.
• Most zombie hordes in Malton are friendly and are probably just passing through. Give them a hardy, Malton wave, and don't panic if a zombie finds their way into your home. That zombie going through your kitchen and disemboweling your wife? He's probably just looking to borrow some butter.
• Storms can be violent in Malton, and it may be wise to go to a storm-shelter when severe weather strikes. Open cemeteries and churches can provide ample shelter when the rain and winds are a little too strong for your safehouse.

Weather and zombie alerts will be issued on all RRF stations so even during an emergency, you can rest assured that you will be getting the information needed to keep your family safe during danger.

Credits:

• The switch coding used for the Target and Radar navigation bars is based on coding done by The Rooster, who is like super-totally-awesome and amazingly-awesome at doing super-hot wiki-magic things! Yay!
• The table coding used for the Target and Radar navigation bars was debugged by Aichon, who is also like super-totally-awesome and amazingly-awesome at doing super-hot wiki-magic things! Yay!

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