UDWiki:Administration/Sysop Archives/Hagnat/2015-05-19 Promotion

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This page is an archive of Hagnat's Promotions candidacy, which was unsuccessful. If you wish to speak with this candidate, please use their Talk page.

User:Hagnat

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Nominated by Animesucks A ZOMBIE ANT 00:10, 2 May 2015 (UTC)

I accept it, but only if when i won this promotion bid i get escallated to wiki super admin... after all, i am more active than Kevan --hagnat 04:05, 2 May 2015 (UTC)

• Vouch - He's been a mod before. He can do it again. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 00:22, 2 May 2015 (UTC)
• Vouch - Hagnat is the source of drama this place wants so desperately. A ZOMBIE ANT 14:36, 5 May 2015 (UTC)
• Given a choice between serving as a wiki sysop again and getting hit in the face repeatedly, which would you prefer? Why? Be honest. —Aichon— 15:07, 5 May 2015 (UTC)

  i would go for the punch in the face. At least the punch in the face i am seeing it coming (while my eyes still manage to stay open), while being psyop in this wiki... well, you never know when someone - who openly says he considers you his friend - will stab you in the back with hateful, needless, drama --hagnat 16:14, 5 May 2015 (UTC)

  Against - Two reasons. First, I don't believe in inflicting this position on anyone. Second, Oxford commas are used in grammatical series, but he applied an "Oxford comma" to a properly punctuated coordinate adjective, and I love the Oxford comma too much to abide anyone who misuses them as he has here. Third, the wiki super admin position is already occupied by REDACTED. —Aichon— 18:06, 5 May 2015 (UTC)

  I believe the oxford comma bit can be excused since, you know, i be no native english d3wd --hagnat 18:10, 5 May 2015 (UTC)

  Against your Against - you initially stated you had two reasons and then provided three... sheesh man, show some consistency --hagnat 18:11, 5 May 2015 (UTC)

  Plusunsupport your Unsupport - As I pointed out in the edit summary, I provided at least two reasons. If that argument was good enough for my dad whenever my mom pointed out he was going over the speed limit when we were growing up, it's good enough for me a few decades later. Also, add as a fourth reason that you're too active to be effective at the job, but haven't yet broken through into the sort of hyper-activity levels that would make you effective again. —Aichon— 18:42, 5 May 2015 (UTC)

  Oh! Don't expect too much activity from this guy here. I will be so inactive that you will inactive your brain just to be as inactive as i will be. Just you wait. And if that is not enough to get me promoted to super admin SSJ3, i will build my own wiki... with blackjack and hookers! Know what, never mind the wiki, and the blackjack --hagnat 19:19, 5 May 2015 (UTC)

  I remember reading Grim say you were his friend. That is the biggest lol ever. A ZOMBIE ANT 11:10, 6 May 2015 (UTC)

• Question - What do you think can you bring to the wiki of today? What would you do on the wiki that requires sys-op powers? -- Spiderzed▋ 18:48, 7 May 2015 (UTC)

• Answer - I will do absolutely nothing other than vandalize some pages here and there for kicks and laughs. I need sysop powers so i can do it in admin pages --hagnat 19:10, 7 May 2015 (UTC)

• Follow-Up Question: What is your favourite flavour of Hot Pockets? -- Spiderzed▋ 16:33, 12 May 2015 (UTC)

• X-Picanha. Picanha is always an excelent choice. --hagnat 16:36, 12 May 2015 (UTC)

• fuck no love ya buddy. too bad it's not 2006 anymore when you had some influence and people knew who the fuck you were.--User:Sexualharrison03:13, 9 May 2015

Since this promotion bid is not likely to be approved, i went ahead and created my own wiki, with Blackjack and Hookers. Farewell. --hagnat 17:16, 12 May 2015 (UTC)

Get this man into leadership! —Aichon— 18:05, 12 May 2015 (UTC)

I wanna be a sysop on this blackjack and hookers wiki. A ZOMBIE ANT 02:06, 13 May 2015 (UTC)

are you a hooker ? --hagnat 02:14, 13 May 2015 (UTC)

Depends how much debt the blackjack gets me in. A ZOMBIE ANT 15:29, 13 May 2015 (UTC)

After some discussion with boxy, we have decided to cycle the bid as unsucessful. -- Spiderzed▋ 20:02, 19 May 2015 (UTC)

Nooooooooo !!!! </darthvader> --hagnat 20:27, 19 May 2015 (UTC)

I demand a recount! I had three users supporting me, two against and one questioning about my favourite Hot Pockets flavor! And one of the against was harisson! That should clearly count as a support as well --hagnat 17:25, 9 June 2015 (UTC)

I considered posting at the time to pledge my support, but there wasn't enough gold in the basket for me to commit to it.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 22:06, 9 June 2015 (UTC)

	The Good Old Days…
	This user remembers the good old days, when people would put the gold in the basket, or else get the hose again.

no need to ask twice --hagnat 12:15, 10 June 2015 (UTC)

Hagnat, please stop shitting up admin pages before I decide that we could use some drama on A/VB again. -- Spiderzed▋ 17:03, 10 June 2015 (UTC)

you are no fun :( --hagnat 17:06, 10 June 2015 (UTC)