UDWiki:Administration/Sysop Archives/Karloth vois/2012-05-03 Promotion

Administration » Sysop Archives » Karloth vois » 2012-05-03 Promotion

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Karloth Vois

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Make me (see pic) sysop because I'll ban stupids like Oblerst without indulging their wiki lawyering nonsense. Thanks!

Also I've been here for ages and totally know what I'm doing/ needs done etc etc. --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 16:38, 3 May 2012 (BST)

edit: with not one against and every question satisfactorily answered I'd like to cordially accept the position --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 22:53, 6 May 2012 (BST)

• Question. Other than Moustaches, whats your greatest wiki contribution? --Ross^lessness 18:29, 3 May 2012 (BST)

  A tie between the Malties and getting DevilAsh banned--Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 21:35, 4 May 2012 (BST)

• Question. With your new powers who will be the first person forced to wear a mustache on this wiki? --User:Sexualharrison18:49, 3 May 2012

  The real question is who will the first person be who I don't force to wear a mustache. --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 21:35, 4 May 2012 (BST)

• Question - Are you Grim? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:53, 3 May 2012 (BST)

  Clearly not. I'm Grim. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 19:18, 4 May 2012 (BST)

  yes --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 21:37, 4 May 2012 (BST)

  LiEs. ReVeNaNt, yOu ArE mE The Grimch 01:16, 5 May 2012 (BST)

  … OH SHIT! THE IP IS COMING FROM… WITHIN THE LAN! ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 01:19, 5 May 2012 (BST)

  I suddenly miss teh buttonz. ~ _{01:43, 5 May 2012 (UTC)}

  “Buttons? Psshh. Only noobs need the buttons.” ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 19:18, 6 May 2012 (BST)

  To be fair, all regret stopped almost as soon as I hit Save Page. ~ _{19:49, 6 May 2012 (UTC)}

  BeCaUsE yOu KnEw It AlL aLoNg? ReVeNaNt WaS aLwAyS mY pUpPeT. NoW yOu SeE tHe StRiNgS. The Grimch 20:22, 6 May 2012 (BST)

  But then...if what Revanent says is true...and I was to be The Chosen One...then that must mean...Father? ~ _{21:36, 6 May 2012 (UTC)}

  Ohgods, what is this madness? ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:04, 7 May 2012 (BST)

• Question - Fails criteria, less then 50 edits this year, no given experience with wiki policies and precedents. How will you compensate for this? -- Thadeous Oakley Talk 20:09, 3 May 2012 (BST)

  by the virtue of being totally awesome (and calling you a doober) you doober --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 21:35, 4 May 2012 (BST)

  To be fair, he's pretty familiar with A/VB… ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:05, 7 May 2012 (BST)

• Question Who will be the first three stupids you ban? -- Spiderzed█ 20:26, 3 May 2012 (BST)

  myself --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 21:35, 4 May 2012 (BST)

• Question what's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow ? --hagnat 21:11, 3 May 2012 (BST)

  double the speed of a laden swallow --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 21:35, 4 May 2012 (BST)

• Question 2 - How many more questions until we break the wiki record of most questions asked on a single bid? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:18, 3 May 2012 (BST)

  I like to think of myself as the most questionable candidate to date --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 21:35, 4 May 2012 (BST)

• I don't have any questions. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 21:25, 3 May 2012 (BST)

  what is your favourite colour? --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 21:35, 4 May 2012 (BST)

  Blue! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:57, 4 May 2012 (BST)

• Question - What colour was the paving slab 5th from the right and 3rd down when Bert was doing his chalk drawings in Mary Poppins? -- Cheese 22:28, 3 May 2012 (BST)

  Bert has never defaced Sesame St. with chalk, please stop this defamation of his character --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 21:35, 4 May 2012 (BST)

  Good enough for me. Potatoes -- Cheese 16:28, 5 May 2012 (BST)

• Question - What are your thoughts regarding benign edits that fail to follow wiki conventions? —Aichon— 00:01, 4 May 2012 (BST)

  as a benign dictator i will sue them for trademark infringement (but I generally think it's not an offense) -Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 21:35, 4 May 2012 (BST)

  Against - I oppose excessive litigation. —Aichon— 19:17, 7 May 2012 (BST)

• Vocuch C-c-c-combo Breaker. ~ _{23:53, 3 May 2012 (UTC)}
• Question - How do we pronounce your name? You didn't just spell Voice wrong, right? D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 09:13, 4 May 2012 (BST)

  Vo is (I stole the name from a Necromunda character because I'm cool and spelt it wrong because I'm cooler still) --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 21:35, 4 May 2012 (BST)

• Vouch — For Great Justice. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 19:17, 4 May 2012 (BST)

  please re-phrase this as a question tia --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 21:35, 4 May 2012 (BST)

  What Happen?! ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 01:06, 5 May 2012 (BST)

• Vouch? better?--User:Sexualharrison21:38, 4 May 2012

  nope! --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 22:25, 6 May 2012 (BST)

  u cunt--User:Sexualharrison22:36, 6 May 2012

• Question - When you die can I have your monocle? ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
   
  22:11, 4 May 2012 (BST)

  yes (no homo) --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 22:25, 6 May 2012 (BST)

  Bitchin'! (homo) ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

   

  02:40, 7 May 2012 (BST)

• H0nK The Grimch 01:16, 5 May 2012 (BST)
• do it faggots.--||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 01:49, 5 May 2012 (BST)
• Question - Who was a better leader between Sirens, and why?--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 06:39, 5 May 2012 (BST)

  nope --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 22:25, 6 May 2012 (BST)

• Question - Are you always this brazen or did you honestly think I'd forgoten? --Strata 14:57, 5 May 2012 (BST)

  go back to your home on whore island --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 22:25, 6 May 2012 (BST)

  Next time you're in town you can crash on my Vouch --Strata 00:15, 10 May 2012 (BST)

• Question Why have you waited so long to do this? --Honestmistake 00:11, 7 May 2012 (BST)

  I have been busy wrecking the global economy. Now that's done, I can focus on bringing my talents to more important issues like this wiki. --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 16:42, 7 May 2012 (BST)

• Question What exactly is the point of this bid? -- †  talk ? f.u. 15:03, 7 May 2012 (BST)

  to make you guys sound like Dwight from the Office. --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 16:42, 7 May 2012 (BST)

  Fair enough. I like the way you think. Against -- †  talk ? f.u. 10:50, 8 May 2012 (BST)

• Question Where is Madeleine McCann, you monster? --Unhappydisgustingwow 15:52, 7 May 2012 (BST)

  i dont know this one :( --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 16:42, 7 May 2012 (BST)

  You're fired. --Unhappydisgustingwow 13:00, 8 May 2012 (BST)

  He never learns their names... --THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 18:59, 8 May 2012 (BST)

• Is this a question? 22:20, 16 May 2012 (BST
• Greatest of all Time - Second only to Rakuen of course. Karl is my wife. --/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 07:27, 17 May 2012 (BST)

  WOOOOOOOOT!--User:Sexualharrison03:26, 20 May 2012

  I totally concur --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 11:32, 20 May 2012 (BST)

• Question - When are they going to approve your nomination?--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 23:00, 19 May 2012 (BST)

  I'm not sure that matters as I have already accepted. How's it going anyways? What's this Avengers facebook thing? --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 11:32, 20 May 2012 (BST)

• Vouch Karloth is a fine upstanding young gentleman! He may be an aristocrat with a habit of biscuit hoarding, but I would absolutely trust him with my goldfish! --Suburban Ed 04:40, 24 May 2012 (BST)

After an extensive search of the by-rules, unfortunately, such ostentatious facial hair does not comply with current health standards, and as such your request has been denied. After a good shave, and a bit more interest shown in the maintenance areas of the wiki, I am sure you would make a great addition to the sysop team -- boxy 06:35, 25 May 2012 (BST)