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User:Iamnotaporpoise

Seems to me that if we don't have a policy or precedent to do so, we shouldn't be banning people. It's fine if we decide that proxy usage should be bannable, but it isn't fair to ban people who couldn't have known it would get them banned at the time (obviously not talking about vandal alts who would be banned anyway).--Shortround }.{ My Contributions 10:54, 1 May 2012 (BST)

Also, has anybody contacted the user to tell them not to use proxies?--Shortround }.{ My Contributions 10:58, 1 May 2012 (BST)
I don't think anyone is talking about banning users using proxies. In cases where proxies are used to vandalize (sockpuppetry is a good example) its ban the proxy, warn the user. I think the current discussion is a push to consider all open proxy use vandalism. Honestly there are very few circumstances that I can think of where an open proxy could be used without the intent to conceal one's true identity. It is a question of whether that alone should be considered bad faith. Its a turbulent subject and if its to go forward in discussion, open proxies should be clearly defined and sysops who are unfamiliar with the differences would do well to stick with the old tried and true policy. ~Vsig.png 15:49, 1 May 2012 (UTC)
Well I used a proxy to access the wiki just the other day when I was having problems with my adblock. There are plenty of legitimate reasons for using proxies which all come down to accessing the wiki when you might not be able to (work, university, school, holidays, etc.) I don't think we should ever be denying users access if they aren't in some way hurting the wiki. Obviously we ban proxies as we learn about them to stop use by bots or vandal sprees, but if somebody just uses one when they need to get around some kind of system block then I don't see why they should be punished for using a device which wasn't already blocked from accessing the wiki.--Shortround }.{ My Contributions 16:49, 1 May 2012 (BST)
Definitely agree. There are numerous legitimate uses for open proxies (including that some browsers default to using them, according to Wikipedia's page), none of which we should be punishing. More often than not, people innocently use them (e.g. forgetting to turn them off after using them) without even realizing that open proxies can be banned. Plus, checkuser is supposed to be reserved for suspicious accounts and suspected/confirmed vandals, rather than every single new account, so a policy along these lines wouldn't even be enforceable on a general basis.
More or less, I don't want to make being a good user a punishable offense, nor do I want the wiki to feel like a police state. That said, if someone wanted to make a policy that doubled the escalation a vandal account received if they were using an open proxy to vandalize (i.e. it'd be like adding a "resisting arrest" charge), I'd go for that. Aichon 19:23, 1 May 2012 (BST)
Let's face it, though, the legitimate reasons you've cited are not the norm for proxy use on UDWiki. This wiki is unique from Wikipedia in that users are players in a game in which alt abuse is rampant and probably a good three quarters of the "articles" are group pages or admin pages. If User:Tom adds a comment to discussion, and then User:Jerry uses a proxy to add to that discussion followed by User:Tom again using a different proxy, it would clearly be an attempt at deception. Is that bad faith or good or somewhere in between? Those situations arise all the time and yet the sysop's hands are tied when dealing with it. A sysop could even potentially be brought on misconduct in those situations if he is not careful. I don't know if a new policy can even begin to deal with those problems but I think that was what Axe was trying to get at. ~Vsig.png 00:11, 2 May 2012 (UTC)
Axe Hack said "Granted, we never have warned a user for proxy usage before, but since it is against policy, we should reconsider our stance on proxy usage and whether they should be warranted as a punishable offense on UDWiki." He quite clearly isn't talking about weird specialised situations like the one you're talking about. He's literally talking about punishing people for using proxies, whether they're vandalising or not. That should never be vandalism alone. Vandalism is vandalism and tacking on extra punishments for it is something we'd need to discuss with the community at PD. In terms of just punishing them for how they access the sight that will never be acceptable in my view.--Shortround }.{ My Contributions 00:17, 2 May 2012 (BST)
He brought two cases to A/VB; one for Iamnotaporpoise and one for Iamnotatomatoe. Certainly, it was exactly the situation I explained that has opened this discussion. Its less important how users are acessing the wiki but rather why. Call it proxy abuse vs proxy use. ~Vsig.png 00:31, 2 May 2012 (UTC)
In your Tom and Jerry example, it would be clear bad faith, so no hands are tied. And I don't know if I agree or disagree with your assertion that benign usage is not the norm. Considering we pretty much only take note of proxies when they're used to vandalize, it wouldn't surprise me if a decent number of regular folks use them without drawing attention. As for Axe's cases, I haven't seen any evidence of bad faith on either of their parts (nor of the accounts even interacting with each other), so I fail to see how they resemble "exactly the situation [you] explained" in any way. I do agree with your statement that it's more important why the user is accessing the wiki, which is why I suggested additional consequences for those vandalizing rather than punishing the ones doing no harm. I also love the distinction you're drawing between abuse and use. Aichon 01:19, 2 May 2012 (BST)
I should probably stop speaking as to why Axe brought upnthese cases. That's not really the point I wanted to make and its not really my place anyway. There are some unique proxy abuse problems I encountered as a sysop. Ban evasion comes up more often, truly. It would probably be good if the sysops had a good proxy abuse policy to supplement the existing policy. Had Corn or any other of the sneakier vandal alts used known open proxy IPs, we'd have had severly less drama I think. ~Vsig.png 02:06, 2 May 2012 (UTC)
If we could just get Kevan to enforce the existing policy's use of Wikimedia's proxy blacklist, I imagine a lot of our headaches would go away. ;) Aichon 02:51, 2 May 2012 (BST)
Sometimes it's as simple as wanting to keep an alt on the wiki concealed from the sysop's eye, not cause you're cheating, playing any harm or anything, just cause you don't want them to be associated with each other. I'm not saying I agree with the principle of it or anything but I don't agree with linking "proxy usage" with "ban evasion/alt abusing" 100% of the time, even if that's why proxies are primarily abused DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 00:38, 2 May 2012 (BST)
I should be clear that I don't agree with it either. No to ad hoc vandalism for proxy use. Yes, come up with a proxy abuse policy. ~Vsig.png 02:06, 2 May 2012 (UTC)

General Discussion

Move Bot Banning section down the page

Does anyone care if I move the Bot Banning section down the page so that it is underneath the normal reporting area. When it gets a bit long, it gets annoying scrolling down to the main reporting area. ~Vsig.png 16:02, 4 January 2012 (UTC)

I wouldn't mind and can see your reasoning. Just leave Template:VBarchivenav at the very bottom, so that it remains easy to be found. -- Spiderzed 16:39, 4 January 2012 (UTC)
K. I'll wait a little bit longer and do it tomorrow if there's no real objection. ~Vsig.png 16:43, 4 January 2012 (UTC)
No objection. --Like Moss and The Dude..... 18:26, 4 January 2012 (UTC)

No objection.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 19:18, 4 January 2012 (UTC)

Went ahead and moved it. ~Vsig.png 20:04, 4 January 2012 (UTC)

Objection on no grounds what so ever!-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   Look who is back togethers!  23:27, 4 January 2012 (bst)

I OBJECT! No I don't really, at all. And that's what I have to add here. --  AHLGTH 00:25, 5 January 2012 (UTC)
Objection!.gifOBJECTION!
Vapor has an objection.
In before Axe Hack. ~Vsig.png 01:09, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

I'd be ok with removing it altogether from A/VB and replacing the section's contents with a soft redirect. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 17:40, 6 January 2012 (UTC)

I'm all for that if you're on board now. ~Vsig.png 22:24, 6 January 2012 (UTC)

Vanished Comments

If anyone can get the right comments back please do. I don't have time to search them up but the histories are now merged. They're hidden in the revisions right now because of the re-merging of the A/VB pages. You'll only need to find the most recent revision of the A/VB talk comments. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 02:17, 16 May 2011 (BST)

I'm really not sure what happened to them. I believe it may have had something to do with when you moved A/VB to UDWiki:Administration/Vandal Banning/Archive1. It looks like discussion archives were created with the exact naming structure (see above) and probably when you moved the page you checked "move associated talk page" but when prompted you (wisely) told the wiki not to delete the existing discussion page. That's my best guess. Anyway, I can't find the comments and I don't really know what I'm looking for. They may be gone forever unless you can figure out how to dig them up yourself. ~Vsig.png 07:42, 9 July 2011 (UTC)
I know where they are and how to get them it's just a time to do it issue. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 09:18, 9 July 2011 (BST)


Bots Discussion

Regarding the New Header

So the way the new header is set up it rolls up a week every Saturday and the Day counter runs from 0-6. That way we can visibly keep track of when the page should be purged without actually having to go through too much trouble of browsing the votes beforehand. Should make things a little bit easier while making this page take up less space in A/VB's ToC and page. --Karekmaps?! 23:12, 11 April 2011 (BST)

Of course, it gets purged much more often than one week at this point in time. I've been purging every couple of days to keep it from breaking A/VB with unclusion calls ({{vndl}} and sigs).I like the idea, though. I think it would help if we all deciding to put all new reports at either the top or the bottom. ~Vsig.png 22:29, 12 April 2011
It can't/shouldn't now. That was because of stuff added to both this page and the A/VB archive page that I removed and had less to do with large amounts of page use. Generally new reports have always been at the top for all admin pages.--Karekmaps?! 02:42, 13 April 2011 (BST)
We'll see. We had a lot of vandal cases in March b/c of jokes and actual legitimate vandalism. We're half way through April and already quite a bit of vandal data and the bots aren't letting up. As the month progresses both the bot page and the a/vb archive will be competing for inclusion size. Plus it looks neater if there aren't 40 bot reports. But I am willing to do the once a week purge to see how it goes. ~Vsig.png 03:37, 13 April 2011
Case in point: if you check UDWiki:Administration/Vandal_Banning/Archive/2011_03 at this very moment, it is broken due to inclusion calls. I've made a template - {{bot}} which should be a smaller inclusion size. This might help and might also trim down on the clutter. It is basically {{vndl}} without bot talk page, vandal data, or discussion links. ~Vsig.png 16:12, 13 April 2011

Adbot section

Anyone have an actual problem with putting the adbot section back on the main page, and not archiving them for more than a few days? It's the way we used to treat adbot permas, and it was mistakenly left off the page when it was upgraded (see Hagnat's fist VB case for the month) -- boxy talkteh rulz 14:52 15 July 2009 (BST)

I will only agree to it if you put it through an arduous policy process.--xoxo 14:53, 15 July 2009 (BST)
I unironically agree with J3D. --CyberbobPOST HERE 14:54, 15 July 2009 (BST)
Repairs to pages that were messed up don't need to go through A/PD unless there are some real objections to the actual changes -- boxy talkteh rulz 15:02 15 July 2009 (BST)
Obviously there's no "need" but it sets a much nicer precedent because you just know how much the "give an inch take a mile" deal is played out around here. Putting this thing onto A/PD should be the number 1 choice because it safeguards against any more accidental changes of this nature as well as dealing with the precedent issue, but I would have been happy with at least some kind of attempt to open a dialogue about it first. --CyberbobPOST HERE 15:06, 15 July 2009 (BST)

A spambot edit creates a page which then spawns at least 3 more (A/VB report, User Page to issue a warning? and then a record of the ban) How is that really useful or sensible? What is wrong with the idea of just report and ban in such obvious cases? --Honestmistake 15:10, 15 July 2009 (BST)

They don't get recorded on A/VD, just VB (whichever system we use). I think the creation of the user page just for the adbot template may have been so that people could easily tell that the spambot had already been dealt with, so avoiding multiple reports. But I don't see that as much of an issue, when A/VB is so quite these days. In any case, I don't see any reason whatsoever for archiving of the report -- boxy talkteh rulz 15:16 15 July 2009 (BST)
Once this drama is settled, and I have the energy I'll go back and delete the reports made plus the adbots' pages from the last few months (no matter who "wins" the old system will be in place because we all agree on that front I think). --CyberbobPOST HERE 15:18, 15 July 2009 (BST)
Agreed. --Rosslessness 15:50, 15 July 2009 (BST)
Will the bots bans be archived? or just removed weekly? DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 03:19, 16 July 2009 (BST)
Removed weekly, from my reading of it. Linkthewindow  Talk  03:36, 16 July 2009 (BST)
How irritating, it requires the same work (because either way, you are making a record of your ban of the bot) but with the added annoyance of having to come to A/VB every week and remove them. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:06, 16 July 2009 (BST)
You're worried about having to edit A/VB once a week? The wiki is seldom that peaceful. In practice, they'll just be wiped whenever someone notices (and it doesn't even have to be a sysop, other users making new reports can do it). I think you're just pissed because of your spimbot game :p -- boxy talkteh rulz 10:09 16 July 2009 (BST)
Oh my god I forgot about that, now I'm angrier than ever! --ϑϑℜ 10:14, 16 July 2009 (BST)

Spambots

So, are any of these doing anything for you? Does it make you want to buy those stuffs? They really seem to like this wiki for some reason. --  AHLGTH 18:48, 14 July 2009 (BST)

They attack most wikis. I'm on a few at the moment who have had some troubles with them. See main page for an extra comment- if they don't agree to our demands, I shall rally a counter-spam unit to spam their contact desk. Mwa ha ha. You in? DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 18:58, 14 July 2009 (BST)
I will prepare my Nekkid Romping Gnome division (NRG) for this assault. --  AHLGTH 19:09, 14 July 2009 (BST)

adbot user pages

should we have a schedule deletion discussion about the removal of adbot user pages ? or is it covered any of the current criteria ? IMHO, creating user pages for adbot was always stupid, and we should remove them and any reference to them from the wiki. --People's Commissar Hagnat [talk] [wcdz] 17:03, 15 July 2009 (BST)

You should read. I've already said I'll delete all instances of the adbot template as well as the cases going back a few months. It will most likely happen either tomorrow or on the day after. --CyberbobPOST HERE 17:07, 15 July 2009 (BST)
I did read, but what if you fail to delete them all ? what if they are created in the future ? shouldnt there be a criterion to deal with them ? --People's Commissar Hagnat [talk] [wcdz] 17:21, 15 July 2009 (BST)
I can't fail to delete them all because I simply went off "What Links Here" from the template page. Durr. As for the rest, I don't see why not. I'll go make the scheduled vote right now. --CyberbobPOST HERE 17:26, 15 July 2009 (BST)
If you do so, remember to add a seld-delete clause on the deletion request itself once it gets approved. Nothing to be left behind of an adbot accuont. --People's Commissar Hagnat [talk] [wcdz] 17:40, 15 July 2009 (BST)
(scheduled deletions aren't the same thing as speedy deletions) --Cyberbob 17:41, 15 July 2009 (BST)

Wait.

Why does this need to be a whole separate templated page again? The only reason we use templates for admin pages is because it makes them easier to archive and this section isn't going to be archived. Surely it would be simpler just to have it as a separate heading on A/VB itself? --CyberbobPOST HERE 17:13, 15 July 2009 (BST)

then you'd have to check A/VB, which i believe most users dont. When they have the current month on their watchilist, they simply check it. This also make it easier to identify what this page is about, leaving the other pages to be edited by content that is relevant for those pages --People's Commissar Hagnat [talk] [wcdz] 17:19, 15 July 2009 (BST)
Everyone has A/VB on their watchlist anyway, or should. --ϑϑℜ 10:04, 16 July 2009 (BST)
It's a lot better off at the top of the monthly archives, it's the one that is edited the most, and where people get sent after editing one of the VB cases. No point making people go to the A/VB main page as well, just to deal with adbots. But it could be simply added to the A/VB header that gets added to the monthly archives -- boxy talkteh rulz 10:26 16 July 2009 (BST)

Bot Rush

With the current bot rush, what about changing the way bots are filed in order to cut down space that gets eaten? We could for instance use the day as header and then file the vndl-templates underneath along with the sig of the serving op. -- Spiderzed 12:38, 28 March 2011 (BST)

Maybe just use sig of the op and day as the sig says, as me and i think vapor have been doing. it's only a formality for accountability etc. not really important -- ϑanceϑanceevolution 14:00, 28 March 2011 (BST)
I used my own header for a bit but then just started adding to the top header. At the rate they're coming in, they're being cycled a day or two later so it doesn't matter much. We honestly could do without headers and just stack the {{vndl}} template with timestamp to reduce clutter. At least for the time being. ~Vsig.png 14:22, 28 March 2011
Cut away headers, file the newest on the top with vndl and sig? Sounds like a plan to me. I'll change it tomorrow unless someone produces an outcry. -- Spiderzed 22:17, 28 March 2011 (BST)
I dig that. As long as the headers aren't stinking up the main A/VB contents then I'm happy. -- ϑanceϑanceevolution 00:41, 29 March 2011 (BST)
Might just want to link to bot user pages rather than using tl:vndl. Too many template calls were killing A/VB. Had to cycle everything except today's bots. ~Vsig.png 01:14, 29 March 2011

Othpeli

I'm amused that Othpeli created a page advertising for jobs In Christian education on a website that is about a zombie apocalypse. Granted, it is probably automated and was trawling for wikis, but it's still funny. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 01:16, 15 April 2011 (BST)

Extensions

We should totally ask for Extension:SpamBlacklist. After all, we got an update this month: why not strike while the iron's hot? ЯЭV⁠€⁠NΛИ 15:26, 27 April 2011 (BST)

We have the Username Blacklist extension. Could this help in our spambot related problem?

—~Vsig.png 19:33, 27 April 2011

Not really; not only is it obsolete, but the bots are using random names which can't really be filtered. Updating to the replacement Extension:TitleBlacklist would probably help, but only somewhat. Still, every measure we can get in place will do some good. ЯЭV⁠€⁠NΛИ 02:20, 28 April 2011 (BST)
Hmm. Well I suppose we could add it to the list of things we'd like Kevan to fix. We also have the ConfirmEdit extension which I believe can be configured by syspos without the need to access the backend. If I'm reading correctly, it can be configured to require capcha when URLs are added and has options to whitelist certain URLs, whitelist groups (like UDWiki:Autoconfirmed Users), and whitelist users with confirmed emails. There is a similar line of discussion happening on UDWiki_talk:Administration/Policy_Discussion/Semi-protection#Ideas_for_implimentation this policy discussion. ~Vsig.png 06:11, 28 April 2011
The default configuration for ConfirmEdit has it display a CAPTCHA for adding a URL, creating an account, and messing up a login. I don't recall ever seeing any of these. Might be time to create a test account and see if any of them come up…
The only thing listed as sysop-editable for ConfirmEdit is a URL whitelist, everything else requires sysadmin privs. Our Username Blacklist is sysop-editable, but I defy you to come up with any regex that will match the bots we've been getting.
Extension:Check Spambots looks very nice… ЯЭV⁠€⁠NΛИ 08:02, 28 April 2011 (BST)

Spam Page

Relevant conversation moved from main page.

Got. Would you mind using the {{Spam Page}} template on them? -- boxy 07:08, 1 May 2011 (BST)

mmmk so instead of posting here? any reason? i mean i don't even look at the page to begin with. i just spot the bot in RC and report it.-- Boobs.sh.siggie.gif   bitch  00:02, 2 May 2011 (utc)
This is why. ЯЭV⁠€⁠NΛИ 02:58, 2 May 2011 (BST)
Also post a report here. But I'd like to see the pages wiped as soon as possible so that they don't get picked up by search bots. You don't even have to put the template on, a simple page wipe would do -- boxy 03:56, 2 May 2011 (BST)
Only if the template doesn't look like a user template but actually a notice. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 13:48, 2 May 2011 (BST)
so let me get this straight so i don't muck it up? post on the bots page with the {{bot|user}} thing, add {{Spam Page}} to the page and wipe it? seems like a lot of work. which would make me prone to not even bother anymore.-- Boobs.sh.siggie.gif   bitch  13:57, 2 May 2011 (utc)
It's two more clicks pretty much. Although the template should be moved to {{BP}} probably. Spaces in templates are needlessly confusing.--Karekmaps 2.0?! 13:59, 2 May 2011 (BST)
It's not a big deal. Do it, or don't do it. Just a suggestion. Just keep reporting them if we miss 'em and I'll be happy Yes.gif -- boxy 07:18, 3 May 2011 (BST)

Hitting Special:NewPages and/or Special:Contributions/newbies works as a quickie check, by the way. That is all. --  AHLGTH 22:54, 3 May 2011 (BST)

I've changed my mind... don't mess with the spam pages, just report the bots here. It seems to be leading to sysops banning those who try to help out, rather than the actual spambot :( -- boxy 15:26, 29 May 2011 (BST)

DOH!-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   Look who is back togethers!  19:39, 29 May 2011 (bst)

I have been so out of the loop. This is what I get for not checking here for a couple weeks. Sorry about whatever confusion my template has been causing... So, do we get rid of it?-- †  talk ? f.u. project funny 04:46, 30 May 2011 (BST)

It's not the templates fault... just human error, is all -- boxy 13:16, 30 May 2011 (BST)

Rangeblocks

I've been using CheckUser to take a look at the IPs for a few of the spambots. To take a random sample, the last 3 I banned were from China, Bangladesh, and Brazil, probably from compromised machines.
Assuming we can't get any of the special-purpose DNSBLs loaded, I think it might be a good idea to rangeblock some of the ISPs/countries we're getting the most spam from, and leave a note to anyone who's caught by such a ban that they can request an account be created for them.
As long as we only block account creation, existing users should be unaffected.
Thoughts? ЯЭV⁠€⁠NΛИ 02:15, 6 May 2011 (BST)

Shouldn't be too hard. There's plenty of sources for the ranges of a bot network once you have a few of the IPs. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 02:38, 6 May 2011 (BST)
Aye.
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Was just struck by another thought: am I the only one to find it extremely appropriate that we are under siege by a zombie botnet? ЯЭV⁠€⁠NΛИ 04:20, 6 May 2011 (BST)
I stopped finding things appropriate when the old ones started playing with rainbows. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 04:50, 6 May 2011 (BST)

Question

I refuse to read all the above, but has anyone asked Kevan to simply edit the wiki code to prevent page creation - outside the userpage - for users with < 1 edit? This would make it so you had to discuss something, edit an existng page, etc. before you had the "right" to make a new page. I mean... how many legitimate users actually sign up, then create a fully-formed page as their first act? Kevan's a smart guy, he can find and change one line of code to include "if less than one edit, disallow page creation". -- Amazing(UD + WTF = HR) 05:56, 14 May 2011 (BST)

Short answer? Yes. Long answer? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. ЯЭV⁠€⁠NΛИ 06:25, 14 May 2011 (BST)
The autoconfirmed group doesn't actually implement this: It's only designed for protecting specific pages from new users and doesn't restrict the ability to create newpages.
Such a restriction could be put in place by removing the "createpage" permission from the 'user' group, setting up a new group with the permission, and then using the $wgAutopromote setting.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 19:32, 29 May 2011 (BST)

Policy on pre-emptively banning spambots?

I was just wondering what the feeling was on banning new accounts where the ips resolve to those used by spambots before they've actually made any edits? To give an example: I noticed the latest spambot earlier to day; googling the ip came back as a known spammer. Would it have been acceptable to pre-emptively ban the account?--The General T Sys U! P! F! 18:00, 25 May 2011 (BST)

Banning known bot IPs has never been an issue in the past. Conn and myself have fairly large banned IP lists due to pre-emptively banning known bot IPs or TOR access points. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 21:28, 25 May 2011 (BST)
I knew that banning proxies was allowed, just wanted to check on pre-emptively banning users who weren't actually using proxies. Glad to know that common sense prevails.--The General T Sys U! P! F!
so it's okay to add them to the bot list early? i've gotten pretty good at spotting them.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   Look who is back togethers!  00:37, 26 May 2011 (bst)
Normally we use preexisting bot lists in cases like that to avoid accidentally banning real users but, yeah if you can verify beyond a doubt that it's a bot go for it. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 02:24, 26 May 2011 (BST)
May be just ban the IP, rather than the user? -- boxy 13:18, 30 May 2011 (BST)
i can't verify anything as i have no shiny check user buttons, nor would I want it. i just go with if it's a random sounding name. 9/10 times i've been right.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   Look who is back togethers!  13:23, 30 May 2011 (bst)
Well, if it looks like a bot then feel free to add it and just include a note that it hasn't actually made any edits yet; we'll be sure to checkuser it before banning.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 13:45, 30 May 2011 (BST)

The Great Flood

It's spiraling pretty hard out of control in last couple of days. At this rate it's going to overwhelm us sooner than later, even though we currently have one of the largest pool of sysops since the wiki's inception. There's been talk over several different solutions but as far as I can tell nothing has been pushed through yet. Most solutions seem to need Kevan's assistance though, so how about trying to get it in his head that this spam problem is turning into a pretty serious issue? -- Cat Pic.png Thadeous Oakley Talk 18:25, 7 June 2011 (BST)

Flood? Out of control? Mate, what we got here is just a trickle - THIS is what a spam flood looks like, and as one of two active sysops on that wiki, I had to clean pretty much all of it all up. Then the wiki owner finally got off his arse after going AWOL for a few years and disabled anonymous edits, which helped to say the least. But seriously, I'd say we have more than enough sysops to deal with this little flurry. § § § Chief Seagull § § § squawk 18:44, 7 June 2011 (BST)
yeah. This. Twenty edits a day, needing 40 edits to clear and ban them. Ive had to deal with twice that on wikis as the only sop. --Rosslessness 18:47, 7 June 2011 (BST)
Probably due to my vanishing. I assume. Anyways, yeah. Given a bit of time so we can get a good enough idea of what specific bot sets this is we can actually pre-emptively block the set. So it's not really that big of a worry. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 21:21, 7 June 2011 (BST)
Final Solution: Deathcamps. Also, as the above. The various spin off browser game wikis get loads more (Hell rising gets none, so obviously what Amazing does works, btw)--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 22:16, 7 June 2011 (BST)
So far there's nothing remotely consistent in the IPs that I've seen. What pattern are you planning to block?--The General T Sys U! P! F! 23:26, 7 June 2011 (BST)
I was more referring to the fact that once we have the means to be sure of the bot's source there are, in fact, ways to find out ips controlled by the same bot source. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 01:56, 8 June 2011 (BST)

Here's a specific suggestion BTW (already posted on Kevan's talk page): Update parser functions. It won't necessarily help genuinly distinct bots, but it might help with identification and blocking.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 23:26, 7 June 2011 (BST)


The flood seems to have relented some.. --MS¤PK  Please Vote! 14:50, 30 June 2011 (BST)

You were saying? ~Vsig.png 18:16, 30 June 2011 (UTC)
Well I was referring to the fact you can see bots on the page from a few days ago. Where as a few weeks ago it seemed as if the list needed cleared hourly to keep it's length reasonable. --MS¤PK  Please Vote! 03:38, 1 July 2011 (BST)

Spam.jpg Bits

I would like to add the spam image to the Bot section of A/VB and to the discussion header of this section. The example of how it would look and function is in this subheading. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 22:46, 7 June 2011 (BST)

it should say^-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   Look who is back togethers!  01:02, 8 June 2011 (bst)
Works for me. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 01:08, 8 June 2011 (BST)

Since no one objected... --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 23:59, 20 June 2011 (BST)

I'm objecting now. I think it's ridiculous to put an image in the header of an admin page without good reason. I'll wait to see what other people think, but I'm leaning on the side of removing it.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 01:14, 21 June 2011 (BST)
Heh. I just saw the discussion too. I agree with Yon, it just is not good enough reason to change the header. Nice try, though. I lol'd. ~Vsig.png 01:32, 21 June 2011 (UTC)
Well, we did have a consensus of two. I'm glad you enjoyed it though. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 01:55, 21 June 2011 (BST)
If you want to reverse it until more people weigh in on the discussion, I am fine with that. I just figured that putting a small spam icon in the header wouldn't hurt anything. For example, the wiki lists this section as *40px Bits* on each edit, and is not present at all in the TOC, so it doesn't hurt any links to the individual header. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 01:52, 21 June 2011 (BST)
It hurts the links from recent changes and from the page history. I hate it here, I hate it on the suburb pages. It reduces functionality -- boxy 02:52, 21 June 2011 (BST)
I wasn't aware that it reduced functionality. That's good to know. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 13:39, 4 July 2011 (BST)
Messes up header links iirc.--Karekmaps 2.0?! 20:44, 4 July 2011 (BST)
Nah, it can stay this way until we decide on it, but it looks like it'll be going down. (Then again, the next five people could all be for it) --Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 10:26, 21 June 2011 (BST)

Ugh, clever but a bit too lame for my liking. -- ϑanceϑanceevolution 03:26, 21 June 2011 (BST)

you guys are kidding right? this wiki is serious bizness! come on lighten up. i expect yon to have no sense of humor whatsoever but the rest of you? shame-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   Look who is back togethers!  05:44, 21 June 2011 (bst)

Its just not that funny... its funniness doesn't outweigh its lameness, I think that's that tips it over for me. -- ϑanceϑanceevolution 06:11, 21 June 2011 (BST)
But, spam is lame, and spammers are even lamer, so I had to come up with something that was equal parts funny and lame. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 13:39, 4 July 2011 (BST)
=( --Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 10:26, 21 June 2011 (BST)
Funny for a while. Just annoying after that -- boxy 10:35, 30 June 2011 (BST)
Saaaaaad faaaaace. It's funny all of the time! --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 13:39, 4 July 2011 (BST)
it's does zero harm. the page is still named correctly. and it's gives OUR wiki a little personality. okay i've now completely lost interest in reporting spambits. thanks again for ruining another small little bit of fun i had on this shitty wiki.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   Look who is back togethers!  13:50, 4 July 2011 (bst)
I agree with this mister. ^ The letter 'o' to the letter 'i'. So terrible, so serious. Why so... haha --  AHLGTH 17:42, 4 July 2011 (BST)
Um, I wasn't talking about the word spambit, only the fact that there was an image in the header which produces a borked link on recent changes and edit histories (like this section header) -- boxy 03:18, 5 July 2011 (BST)
Yes and that's reasonable but some people still find it a serious offence to the senses should the one letter exchange for a similarly purposed letter for a header that will have essentially the same meaning and intent but with a hint humour in it that some people get but apparently not all long sentence with no punctuation except the period. Such injustice. The wiki is terrible. --  AHLGTH 04:24, 5 July 2011 (BST)
Haha. The only person who thought anything was a "serious offense" was SH when I changed it back, threatening people with edit wars. I don't find it an offense. I don't find it offensive. I just think it isn't funny, and I was one of the guys who were there when Spambit Hunters were made, etc. It's just not funny, so if it's not funny, what value does it have being there? -- ϑanceϑanceevolution 05:33, 5 July 2011 (BST)
What value does it have being the other way in comparison to the 'i' way? It's arbitrary. It doesn't matter. Who gives a give. This is an analogy for the stupid and arbitrary specificity of this entire wiki and its laws. The inane seriousness. Bogging thyself down with rules that provide no actual barrier to doing. Make your life easier (not talking to you specifically, but everyone, at the same time, and not-everyone as well, at alternate times) and don't bother. I'm old now. Go away. --  AHLGTH 05:59, 5 July 2011 (BST)

Spambot IPs

Memo to all Ops: Make sure you CheckUser the bot afterwards and ban it's IP. I've CheckUser-ed quite a few of them and noticed these bots keep reusing the same IP addresses. Checking off the box that reads "Automatically block last IP address" apparently will only block that IP address for 24 hours. --AXE HACK TALK χIII 22:40, 1 March 2012 (UTC)

That's because it's the default for the autoblock IP as it's really only intended to stop logging into an account. I think there may be a way to adjust it that I'm just not remembering. Also, if you're blocking the IPs separate turn Anon. Only off(it defaults on) otherwise they can get around it by registering. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 02:30, 2 March 2012 (UTC)
Apparently only Kevan can adjust it as it's in the LocalSettings file Ref.--Karekmaps 2.0?! 02:44, 2 March 2012 (UTC)

easier for sysops

I notice the sysops that ban bots before they are reported by the rest of us still post them on here. How about we make it easier for them by promoting the use of this page only for regular uses who want the account banned? I trust sysops to manage a simple task like the banning of bots without the added drear of having to additionally put it on this page. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 03:21, 18 March 2012 (UTC)

Makes sense. Unless they just enjoy seeing their name plastered all over the page as a testament to their hunting skill :P  --MS¤PK  Please Vote! 14:04, 18 March 2012 (UTC)
I actually got lazy to post on this page. Some SysOp I am. xD --AXE HACK TALK χIII 14:20, 18 March 2012 (UTC)
Ironically I both encouraged that behavior and am one of the people who frequently treats the page as you state. Hopefully there will be no more Chief Seagull incidents from backsliding(don't even remember who did that actually). --Karekmaps 2.0?! 01:48, 19 March 2012 (UTC)
I think it was Ross. I feel like it was. We shouldn't check to see if it was him and instead assume that it was and act with this assumption. Oh, I don't know about this Ross fellow, he who blocks the innocent folk. Not very upstanding. --  AHLGTH 02:03, 19 March 2012 (UTC)
than spidey went and banned me. or was it vapor? i forget?-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   Look who is back togethers!  02:36, 19 March 2012
I never report the bots I block. Bogs down the process. I can ban many more in my limited wiki time if I just banhammer and move on to the next. I do like the "delete user page" and pre-built banning options of the bot template. Wish media wiki had some way of auto flagging bots. Special:Contributions/newbies helps and so does Special:Newpages. Perhaps we could toy with some system page to at least be able to narrow newpages down to those most likely to be bot pages. ~Vsig.png 04:02, 19 March 2012 (UTC)
I think you might just have set me up with a summer project.....--The General T Sys U! P! F! 21:20, 22 March 2012 (UTC)
I'm going to throw down some ideas at User:Thegeneralbot/spambotflagging.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 21:30, 22 March 2012 (UTC)

Good input, I wasn't sure if ops still reported it or not. Good to since that since I bailed everything's gotten a bit more lax DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 05:43, 19 March 2012 (UTC)

Here's an idea. Instead of purging every week, purge these bots once they have been dealt with. Or something. --AXE HACK TALK χIII 17:10, 22 March 2012 (UTC)

Backlog

We currently have a backlog of 32 unserved requests and the bots have begun to repeat vandalise. I understand that there are lots of fun things to do on the wiki like vomiting all over my talk page and posting questions on promotion bids, but please could system operators deal with at least a couple of requests as they come through? It would just break it up and make the wiki run a bit more smoothly. Thanks! :) --Shortround }.{ My Contributions 13:26, 6 May 2012 (BST)

Auto-banning suspected bots?

I've been looking into writing a bot to automatically deal with spambots and so far I believe I've worked out how to make it check for new pages that are made by new users which include external links and then to blank the page and report them. However, it seems to me that the main problem isn't so much identification as simply the sheer number of bots that need banning. Therefore, I was wondering what people's opinions would be on having a bot that automatically deletes the pages of and/or bans suspected spambots?--The General T Sys U! P! F! 19:14, 8 May 2012 (BST)

I'm not sure how I feel about a bot auto banning accounts it finds. Is there any other way to confirm the spambitism of said accounts? Because I have seen several group pages created by a new account with an external link going to their forums.
-Maybe rather process the page automatically at certain times like every 8 hours and ban accounts only on that page.  --MS¤PK  Please Vote! 00:12, 9 May 2012 (BST)
If by "the page" you mean this one, wouldn't it also ban the users who report them? -- †  talk ? f.u. project funny 04:49, 9 May 2012 (BST)
Not beyond all doubt, but I could write something that (for example) checked to see if the page that they had just created has the same title as their username. Processing the page automatically is kinda doable but parsing text is kinda a pain.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 16:07, 9 May 2012 (BST)
You may not be able to find a reliable pattern for all bots, but a few surely would help out, no? To ease the load. Could it distinguish between urls with the same domain, like Urban Dead? Could it distinguish all forum links, since that's a common external link newbies use? --  AHLGTH 17:07, 9 May 2012 (BST)
Well if it identified that the bot created a page with the same name as it's username, what does it do when they spam their own userpage instead of a new page? But I agree that is a good way to get bots separate from new users  --MS¤PK  Please Vote! 23:25, 9 May 2012 (BST)
Depends on how strict you want it to be. It could be set up to ban new users who post external links to their userpage, but that does sound link it might create some false positives.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 17:21, 10 May 2012 (BST)
Yes, it would. The worry is that it would be liable to pick up a few false positives and ban legitimate new users. It could probably be set up to use a regex to check for links to urbandead and commonly used forum sites.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 17:21, 10 May 2012 (BST)

I don't know if I like the concept of users being banned without the ability for somebody to check the case. Bots are good for admin tasks which require mass edits, but when it comes to banning what could be normal users I feel it's a step too far. What if it bans users who post new pages with external links for legitimate reasons? There would be no accountability for that action (i.e. no misconduct) because nobody would have made that decision. Very dangerous water in my opinion.--Shortround }.{ My Contributions 17:14, 9 May 2012 (BST)

Do eet! And make it run automatically every 45 minutes. Seriously, though it sounds like you're on the right track. Depending on how well it identifies sapm, you could at least have it report them. ~Vsig.png 22:21, 9 May 2012 (UTC)
I'm with Shorty on this one. And there are legitimate new users who make their user page in the mainspace using their own name. -- †  talk ? f.u. project funny 04:18, 10 May 2012 (BST)
hmmm, you're kinda right. I'd just rather like it to do something more effective than just report them. Perhaps it could require confirmation from a human? That would eliminate false positives but also reduce its effectiveness by requiring a human to be supervising it.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 17:21, 10 May 2012 (BST)

This is a separate but related request, but if the bot has the ability to block (sounds like it may from what you're suggesting above) how about having it ban blacklisted proxy IPs. Karek says he did a manual block several years ago but its probably time to do it again. Generalbot would probably help a lot if it has the ability to do it. ~Vsig.png 16:02, 10 May 2012 (UTC)

It does have the ability to block, though it does of course need a sysop account (It could be set up to automatically switch to my account for blocking, though). I've been considering having it cross-reference checkuser data with bot blacklists, but wasn't sure if there was an appropriate interface. However, it someone can find by a good blacklist of proxy IPs then it shouldn't be difficult to have generalbot autoban them.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 17:21, 10 May 2012 (BST)
http://www.stopforumspam.com/downloads has a blacklist you can download as a CSV with over 200,000 blacklisted IP addresses. You may also want to check with Karek to see what he used last time. Of course, Kevan could just reconfigure the wiki to automatically run checks for blacklisted IPs and save everyone the trouble. Someone just needs to present him with a solid spam blocking plan I think. ~ Vsig.png 18:17, 10 May 2012 (UTC)
This is probably moot now. Kevan came through with some wiki updates. I'd say keep whatever you were working in your bag o' tricks in case some similar is needed in the future. ~Vsig.png 00:43, 26 May 2012 (UTC)

wtf...

Spambit plus.png

WTF... spambits can do this? -- †  talk ? f.u. project funny 11:12, 17 May 2012 (BST)

Is that some OP power?  --MS¤PK  Please Vote! 01:35, 19 May 2012 (BST)
That comes as standard on a lot of wikis, actually. ЯЭV⁠€⁠NΛИ 09:33, 24 May 2012 (BST)

Probable reason for recent bot deluge

During my recent spambit crusade, I stumbled across a probable reason that we had so much of it lately. There's a new toy on the market for spammers and it is evil. I thought I'd share. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbnVGhnI7g0ed ~Vsig.png 00:50, 26 May 2012 (UTC)


Bots Discussion

Regarding the New Header

So the way the new header is set up it rolls up a week every Saturday and the Day counter runs from 0-6. That way we can visibly keep track of when the page should be purged without actually having to go through too much trouble of browsing the votes beforehand. Should make things a little bit easier while making this page take up less space in A/VB's ToC and page. --Karekmaps?! 23:12, 11 April 2011 (BST)

Of course, it gets purged much more often than one week at this point in time. I've been purging every couple of days to keep it from breaking A/VB with unclusion calls ({{vndl}} and sigs).I like the idea, though. I think it would help if we all deciding to put all new reports at either the top or the bottom. ~Vsig.png 22:29, 12 April 2011
It can't/shouldn't now. That was because of stuff added to both this page and the A/VB archive page that I removed and had less to do with large amounts of page use. Generally new reports have always been at the top for all admin pages.--Karekmaps?! 02:42, 13 April 2011 (BST)
We'll see. We had a lot of vandal cases in March b/c of jokes and actual legitimate vandalism. We're half way through April and already quite a bit of vandal data and the bots aren't letting up. As the month progresses both the bot page and the a/vb archive will be competing for inclusion size. Plus it looks neater if there aren't 40 bot reports. But I am willing to do the once a week purge to see how it goes. ~Vsig.png 03:37, 13 April 2011
Case in point: if you check UDWiki:Administration/Vandal_Banning/Archive/2011_03 at this very moment, it is broken due to inclusion calls. I've made a template - {{bot}} which should be a smaller inclusion size. This might help and might also trim down on the clutter. It is basically {{vndl}} without bot talk page, vandal data, or discussion links. ~Vsig.png 16:12, 13 April 2011

Adbot section

Anyone have an actual problem with putting the adbot section back on the main page, and not archiving them for more than a few days? It's the way we used to treat adbot permas, and it was mistakenly left off the page when it was upgraded (see Hagnat's fist VB case for the month) -- boxy talkteh rulz 14:52 15 July 2009 (BST)

I will only agree to it if you put it through an arduous policy process.--xoxo 14:53, 15 July 2009 (BST)
I unironically agree with J3D. --CyberbobPOST HERE 14:54, 15 July 2009 (BST)
Repairs to pages that were messed up don't need to go through A/PD unless there are some real objections to the actual changes -- boxy talkteh rulz 15:02 15 July 2009 (BST)
Obviously there's no "need" but it sets a much nicer precedent because you just know how much the "give an inch take a mile" deal is played out around here. Putting this thing onto A/PD should be the number 1 choice because it safeguards against any more accidental changes of this nature as well as dealing with the precedent issue, but I would have been happy with at least some kind of attempt to open a dialogue about it first. --CyberbobPOST HERE 15:06, 15 July 2009 (BST)

A spambot edit creates a page which then spawns at least 3 more (A/VB report, User Page to issue a warning? and then a record of the ban) How is that really useful or sensible? What is wrong with the idea of just report and ban in such obvious cases? --Honestmistake 15:10, 15 July 2009 (BST)

They don't get recorded on A/VD, just VB (whichever system we use). I think the creation of the user page just for the adbot template may have been so that people could easily tell that the spambot had already been dealt with, so avoiding multiple reports. But I don't see that as much of an issue, when A/VB is so quite these days. In any case, I don't see any reason whatsoever for archiving of the report -- boxy talkteh rulz 15:16 15 July 2009 (BST)
Once this drama is settled, and I have the energy I'll go back and delete the reports made plus the adbots' pages from the last few months (no matter who "wins" the old system will be in place because we all agree on that front I think). --CyberbobPOST HERE 15:18, 15 July 2009 (BST)
Agreed. --Rosslessness 15:50, 15 July 2009 (BST)
Will the bots bans be archived? or just removed weekly? DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 03:19, 16 July 2009 (BST)
Removed weekly, from my reading of it. Linkthewindow  Talk  03:36, 16 July 2009 (BST)
How irritating, it requires the same work (because either way, you are making a record of your ban of the bot) but with the added annoyance of having to come to A/VB every week and remove them. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:06, 16 July 2009 (BST)
You're worried about having to edit A/VB once a week? The wiki is seldom that peaceful. In practice, they'll just be wiped whenever someone notices (and it doesn't even have to be a sysop, other users making new reports can do it). I think you're just pissed because of your spimbot game :p -- boxy talkteh rulz 10:09 16 July 2009 (BST)
Oh my god I forgot about that, now I'm angrier than ever! --ϑϑℜ 10:14, 16 July 2009 (BST)

Spambots

So, are any of these doing anything for you? Does it make you want to buy those stuffs? They really seem to like this wiki for some reason. --  AHLGTH 18:48, 14 July 2009 (BST)

They attack most wikis. I'm on a few at the moment who have had some troubles with them. See main page for an extra comment- if they don't agree to our demands, I shall rally a counter-spam unit to spam their contact desk. Mwa ha ha. You in? DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 18:58, 14 July 2009 (BST)
I will prepare my Nekkid Romping Gnome division (NRG) for this assault. --  AHLGTH 19:09, 14 July 2009 (BST)

adbot user pages

should we have a schedule deletion discussion about the removal of adbot user pages ? or is it covered any of the current criteria ? IMHO, creating user pages for adbot was always stupid, and we should remove them and any reference to them from the wiki. --People's Commissar Hagnat [talk] [wcdz] 17:03, 15 July 2009 (BST)

You should read. I've already said I'll delete all instances of the adbot template as well as the cases going back a few months. It will most likely happen either tomorrow or on the day after. --CyberbobPOST HERE 17:07, 15 July 2009 (BST)
I did read, but what if you fail to delete them all ? what if they are created in the future ? shouldnt there be a criterion to deal with them ? --People's Commissar Hagnat [talk] [wcdz] 17:21, 15 July 2009 (BST)
I can't fail to delete them all because I simply went off "What Links Here" from the template page. Durr. As for the rest, I don't see why not. I'll go make the scheduled vote right now. --CyberbobPOST HERE 17:26, 15 July 2009 (BST)
If you do so, remember to add a seld-delete clause on the deletion request itself once it gets approved. Nothing to be left behind of an adbot accuont. --People's Commissar Hagnat [talk] [wcdz] 17:40, 15 July 2009 (BST)
(scheduled deletions aren't the same thing as speedy deletions) --Cyberbob 17:41, 15 July 2009 (BST)

Wait.

Why does this need to be a whole separate templated page again? The only reason we use templates for admin pages is because it makes them easier to archive and this section isn't going to be archived. Surely it would be simpler just to have it as a separate heading on A/VB itself? --CyberbobPOST HERE 17:13, 15 July 2009 (BST)

then you'd have to check A/VB, which i believe most users dont. When they have the current month on their watchilist, they simply check it. This also make it easier to identify what this page is about, leaving the other pages to be edited by content that is relevant for those pages --People's Commissar Hagnat [talk] [wcdz] 17:19, 15 July 2009 (BST)
Everyone has A/VB on their watchlist anyway, or should. --ϑϑℜ 10:04, 16 July 2009 (BST)
It's a lot better off at the top of the monthly archives, it's the one that is edited the most, and where people get sent after editing one of the VB cases. No point making people go to the A/VB main page as well, just to deal with adbots. But it could be simply added to the A/VB header that gets added to the monthly archives -- boxy talkteh rulz 10:26 16 July 2009 (BST)

Bot Rush

With the current bot rush, what about changing the way bots are filed in order to cut down space that gets eaten? We could for instance use the day as header and then file the vndl-templates underneath along with the sig of the serving op. -- Spiderzed 12:38, 28 March 2011 (BST)

Maybe just use sig of the op and day as the sig says, as me and i think vapor have been doing. it's only a formality for accountability etc. not really important -- ϑanceϑanceevolution 14:00, 28 March 2011 (BST)
I used my own header for a bit but then just started adding to the top header. At the rate they're coming in, they're being cycled a day or two later so it doesn't matter much. We honestly could do without headers and just stack the {{vndl}} template with timestamp to reduce clutter. At least for the time being. ~Vsig.png 14:22, 28 March 2011
Cut away headers, file the newest on the top with vndl and sig? Sounds like a plan to me. I'll change it tomorrow unless someone produces an outcry. -- Spiderzed 22:17, 28 March 2011 (BST)
I dig that. As long as the headers aren't stinking up the main A/VB contents then I'm happy. -- ϑanceϑanceevolution 00:41, 29 March 2011 (BST)
Might just want to link to bot user pages rather than using tl:vndl. Too many template calls were killing A/VB. Had to cycle everything except today's bots. ~Vsig.png 01:14, 29 March 2011

Othpeli

I'm amused that Othpeli created a page advertising for jobs In Christian education on a website that is about a zombie apocalypse. Granted, it is probably automated and was trawling for wikis, but it's still funny. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 01:16, 15 April 2011 (BST)

Extensions

We should totally ask for Extension:SpamBlacklist. After all, we got an update this month: why not strike while the iron's hot? ЯЭV⁠€⁠NΛИ 15:26, 27 April 2011 (BST)

We have the Username Blacklist extension. Could this help in our spambot related problem?

—~Vsig.png 19:33, 27 April 2011

Not really; not only is it obsolete, but the bots are using random names which can't really be filtered. Updating to the replacement Extension:TitleBlacklist would probably help, but only somewhat. Still, every measure we can get in place will do some good. ЯЭV⁠€⁠NΛИ 02:20, 28 April 2011 (BST)
Hmm. Well I suppose we could add it to the list of things we'd like Kevan to fix. We also have the ConfirmEdit extension which I believe can be configured by syspos without the need to access the backend. If I'm reading correctly, it can be configured to require capcha when URLs are added and has options to whitelist certain URLs, whitelist groups (like UDWiki:Autoconfirmed Users), and whitelist users with confirmed emails. There is a similar line of discussion happening on UDWiki_talk:Administration/Policy_Discussion/Semi-protection#Ideas_for_implimentation this policy discussion. ~Vsig.png 06:11, 28 April 2011
The default configuration for ConfirmEdit has it display a CAPTCHA for adding a URL, creating an account, and messing up a login. I don't recall ever seeing any of these. Might be time to create a test account and see if any of them come up…
The only thing listed as sysop-editable for ConfirmEdit is a URL whitelist, everything else requires sysadmin privs. Our Username Blacklist is sysop-editable, but I defy you to come up with any regex that will match the bots we've been getting.
Extension:Check Spambots looks very nice… ЯЭV⁠€⁠NΛИ 08:02, 28 April 2011 (BST)

Spam Page

Relevant conversation moved from main page.

Got. Would you mind using the {{Spam Page}} template on them? -- boxy 07:08, 1 May 2011 (BST)

mmmk so instead of posting here? any reason? i mean i don't even look at the page to begin with. i just spot the bot in RC and report it.-- Boobs.sh.siggie.gif   bitch  00:02, 2 May 2011 (utc)
This is why. ЯЭV⁠€⁠NΛИ 02:58, 2 May 2011 (BST)
Also post a report here. But I'd like to see the pages wiped as soon as possible so that they don't get picked up by search bots. You don't even have to put the template on, a simple page wipe would do -- boxy 03:56, 2 May 2011 (BST)
Only if the template doesn't look like a user template but actually a notice. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 13:48, 2 May 2011 (BST)
so let me get this straight so i don't muck it up? post on the bots page with the {{bot|user}} thing, add {{Spam Page}} to the page and wipe it? seems like a lot of work. which would make me prone to not even bother anymore.-- Boobs.sh.siggie.gif   bitch  13:57, 2 May 2011 (utc)
It's two more clicks pretty much. Although the template should be moved to {{BP}} probably. Spaces in templates are needlessly confusing.--Karekmaps 2.0?! 13:59, 2 May 2011 (BST)
It's not a big deal. Do it, or don't do it. Just a suggestion. Just keep reporting them if we miss 'em and I'll be happy Yes.gif -- boxy 07:18, 3 May 2011 (BST)

Hitting Special:NewPages and/or Special:Contributions/newbies works as a quickie check, by the way. That is all. --  AHLGTH 22:54, 3 May 2011 (BST)

I've changed my mind... don't mess with the spam pages, just report the bots here. It seems to be leading to sysops banning those who try to help out, rather than the actual spambot :( -- boxy 15:26, 29 May 2011 (BST)

DOH!-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   Look who is back togethers!  19:39, 29 May 2011 (bst)

I have been so out of the loop. This is what I get for not checking here for a couple weeks. Sorry about whatever confusion my template has been causing... So, do we get rid of it?-- †  talk ? f.u. project funny 04:46, 30 May 2011 (BST)

It's not the templates fault... just human error, is all -- boxy 13:16, 30 May 2011 (BST)

Rangeblocks

I've been using CheckUser to take a look at the IPs for a few of the spambots. To take a random sample, the last 3 I banned were from China, Bangladesh, and Brazil, probably from compromised machines.
Assuming we can't get any of the special-purpose DNSBLs loaded, I think it might be a good idea to rangeblock some of the ISPs/countries we're getting the most spam from, and leave a note to anyone who's caught by such a ban that they can request an account be created for them.
As long as we only block account creation, existing users should be unaffected.
Thoughts? ЯЭV⁠€⁠NΛИ 02:15, 6 May 2011 (BST)

Shouldn't be too hard. There's plenty of sources for the ranges of a bot network once you have a few of the IPs. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 02:38, 6 May 2011 (BST)
Aye.
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Was just struck by another thought: am I the only one to find it extremely appropriate that we are under siege by a zombie botnet? ЯЭV⁠€⁠NΛИ 04:20, 6 May 2011 (BST)
I stopped finding things appropriate when the old ones started playing with rainbows. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 04:50, 6 May 2011 (BST)

Question

I refuse to read all the above, but has anyone asked Kevan to simply edit the wiki code to prevent page creation - outside the userpage - for users with < 1 edit? This would make it so you had to discuss something, edit an existng page, etc. before you had the "right" to make a new page. I mean... how many legitimate users actually sign up, then create a fully-formed page as their first act? Kevan's a smart guy, he can find and change one line of code to include "if less than one edit, disallow page creation". -- Amazing(UD + WTF = HR) 05:56, 14 May 2011 (BST)

Short answer? Yes. Long answer? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. ЯЭV⁠€⁠NΛИ 06:25, 14 May 2011 (BST)
The autoconfirmed group doesn't actually implement this: It's only designed for protecting specific pages from new users and doesn't restrict the ability to create newpages.
Such a restriction could be put in place by removing the "createpage" permission from the 'user' group, setting up a new group with the permission, and then using the $wgAutopromote setting.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 19:32, 29 May 2011 (BST)

Policy on pre-emptively banning spambots?

I was just wondering what the feeling was on banning new accounts where the ips resolve to those used by spambots before they've actually made any edits? To give an example: I noticed the latest spambot earlier to day; googling the ip came back as a known spammer. Would it have been acceptable to pre-emptively ban the account?--The General T Sys U! P! F! 18:00, 25 May 2011 (BST)

Banning known bot IPs has never been an issue in the past. Conn and myself have fairly large banned IP lists due to pre-emptively banning known bot IPs or TOR access points. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 21:28, 25 May 2011 (BST)
I knew that banning proxies was allowed, just wanted to check on pre-emptively banning users who weren't actually using proxies. Glad to know that common sense prevails.--The General T Sys U! P! F!
so it's okay to add them to the bot list early? i've gotten pretty good at spotting them.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   Look who is back togethers!  00:37, 26 May 2011 (bst)
Normally we use preexisting bot lists in cases like that to avoid accidentally banning real users but, yeah if you can verify beyond a doubt that it's a bot go for it. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 02:24, 26 May 2011 (BST)
May be just ban the IP, rather than the user? -- boxy 13:18, 30 May 2011 (BST)
i can't verify anything as i have no shiny check user buttons, nor would I want it. i just go with if it's a random sounding name. 9/10 times i've been right.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   Look who is back togethers!  13:23, 30 May 2011 (bst)
Well, if it looks like a bot then feel free to add it and just include a note that it hasn't actually made any edits yet; we'll be sure to checkuser it before banning.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 13:45, 30 May 2011 (BST)

The Great Flood

It's spiraling pretty hard out of control in last couple of days. At this rate it's going to overwhelm us sooner than later, even though we currently have one of the largest pool of sysops since the wiki's inception. There's been talk over several different solutions but as far as I can tell nothing has been pushed through yet. Most solutions seem to need Kevan's assistance though, so how about trying to get it in his head that this spam problem is turning into a pretty serious issue? -- Cat Pic.png Thadeous Oakley Talk 18:25, 7 June 2011 (BST)

Flood? Out of control? Mate, what we got here is just a trickle - THIS is what a spam flood looks like, and as one of two active sysops on that wiki, I had to clean pretty much all of it all up. Then the wiki owner finally got off his arse after going AWOL for a few years and disabled anonymous edits, which helped to say the least. But seriously, I'd say we have more than enough sysops to deal with this little flurry. § § § Chief Seagull § § § squawk 18:44, 7 June 2011 (BST)
yeah. This. Twenty edits a day, needing 40 edits to clear and ban them. Ive had to deal with twice that on wikis as the only sop. --Rosslessness 18:47, 7 June 2011 (BST)
Probably due to my vanishing. I assume. Anyways, yeah. Given a bit of time so we can get a good enough idea of what specific bot sets this is we can actually pre-emptively block the set. So it's not really that big of a worry. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 21:21, 7 June 2011 (BST)
Final Solution: Deathcamps. Also, as the above. The various spin off browser game wikis get loads more (Hell rising gets none, so obviously what Amazing does works, btw)--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 22:16, 7 June 2011 (BST)
So far there's nothing remotely consistent in the IPs that I've seen. What pattern are you planning to block?--The General T Sys U! P! F! 23:26, 7 June 2011 (BST)
I was more referring to the fact that once we have the means to be sure of the bot's source there are, in fact, ways to find out ips controlled by the same bot source. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 01:56, 8 June 2011 (BST)

Here's a specific suggestion BTW (already posted on Kevan's talk page): Update parser functions. It won't necessarily help genuinly distinct bots, but it might help with identification and blocking.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 23:26, 7 June 2011 (BST)


The flood seems to have relented some.. --MS¤PK  Please Vote! 14:50, 30 June 2011 (BST)

You were saying? ~Vsig.png 18:16, 30 June 2011 (UTC)
Well I was referring to the fact you can see bots on the page from a few days ago. Where as a few weeks ago it seemed as if the list needed cleared hourly to keep it's length reasonable. --MS¤PK  Please Vote! 03:38, 1 July 2011 (BST)

Spam.jpg Bits

I would like to add the spam image to the Bot section of A/VB and to the discussion header of this section. The example of how it would look and function is in this subheading. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 22:46, 7 June 2011 (BST)

it should say^-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   Look who is back togethers!  01:02, 8 June 2011 (bst)
Works for me. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 01:08, 8 June 2011 (BST)

Since no one objected... --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 23:59, 20 June 2011 (BST)

I'm objecting now. I think it's ridiculous to put an image in the header of an admin page without good reason. I'll wait to see what other people think, but I'm leaning on the side of removing it.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 01:14, 21 June 2011 (BST)
Heh. I just saw the discussion too. I agree with Yon, it just is not good enough reason to change the header. Nice try, though. I lol'd. ~Vsig.png 01:32, 21 June 2011 (UTC)
Well, we did have a consensus of two. I'm glad you enjoyed it though. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 01:55, 21 June 2011 (BST)
If you want to reverse it until more people weigh in on the discussion, I am fine with that. I just figured that putting a small spam icon in the header wouldn't hurt anything. For example, the wiki lists this section as *40px Bits* on each edit, and is not present at all in the TOC, so it doesn't hurt any links to the individual header. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 01:52, 21 June 2011 (BST)
It hurts the links from recent changes and from the page history. I hate it here, I hate it on the suburb pages. It reduces functionality -- boxy 02:52, 21 June 2011 (BST)
I wasn't aware that it reduced functionality. That's good to know. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 13:39, 4 July 2011 (BST)
Messes up header links iirc.--Karekmaps 2.0?! 20:44, 4 July 2011 (BST)
Nah, it can stay this way until we decide on it, but it looks like it'll be going down. (Then again, the next five people could all be for it) --Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 10:26, 21 June 2011 (BST)

Ugh, clever but a bit too lame for my liking. -- ϑanceϑanceevolution 03:26, 21 June 2011 (BST)

you guys are kidding right? this wiki is serious bizness! come on lighten up. i expect yon to have no sense of humor whatsoever but the rest of you? shame-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   Look who is back togethers!  05:44, 21 June 2011 (bst)

Its just not that funny... its funniness doesn't outweigh its lameness, I think that's that tips it over for me. -- ϑanceϑanceevolution 06:11, 21 June 2011 (BST)
But, spam is lame, and spammers are even lamer, so I had to come up with something that was equal parts funny and lame. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 13:39, 4 July 2011 (BST)
=( --Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 10:26, 21 June 2011 (BST)
Funny for a while. Just annoying after that -- boxy 10:35, 30 June 2011 (BST)
Saaaaaad faaaaace. It's funny all of the time! --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 13:39, 4 July 2011 (BST)
it's does zero harm. the page is still named correctly. and it's gives OUR wiki a little personality. okay i've now completely lost interest in reporting spambits. thanks again for ruining another small little bit of fun i had on this shitty wiki.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   Look who is back togethers!  13:50, 4 July 2011 (bst)
I agree with this mister. ^ The letter 'o' to the letter 'i'. So terrible, so serious. Why so... haha --  AHLGTH 17:42, 4 July 2011 (BST)
Um, I wasn't talking about the word spambit, only the fact that there was an image in the header which produces a borked link on recent changes and edit histories (like this section header) -- boxy 03:18, 5 July 2011 (BST)
Yes and that's reasonable but some people still find it a serious offence to the senses should the one letter exchange for a similarly purposed letter for a header that will have essentially the same meaning and intent but with a hint humour in it that some people get but apparently not all long sentence with no punctuation except the period. Such injustice. The wiki is terrible. --  AHLGTH 04:24, 5 July 2011 (BST)
Haha. The only person who thought anything was a "serious offense" was SH when I changed it back, threatening people with edit wars. I don't find it an offense. I don't find it offensive. I just think it isn't funny, and I was one of the guys who were there when Spambit Hunters were made, etc. It's just not funny, so if it's not funny, what value does it have being there? -- ϑanceϑanceevolution 05:33, 5 July 2011 (BST)
What value does it have being the other way in comparison to the 'i' way? It's arbitrary. It doesn't matter. Who gives a give. This is an analogy for the stupid and arbitrary specificity of this entire wiki and its laws. The inane seriousness. Bogging thyself down with rules that provide no actual barrier to doing. Make your life easier (not talking to you specifically, but everyone, at the same time, and not-everyone as well, at alternate times) and don't bother. I'm old now. Go away. --  AHLGTH 05:59, 5 July 2011 (BST)

Spambot IPs

Memo to all Ops: Make sure you CheckUser the bot afterwards and ban it's IP. I've CheckUser-ed quite a few of them and noticed these bots keep reusing the same IP addresses. Checking off the box that reads "Automatically block last IP address" apparently will only block that IP address for 24 hours. --AXE HACK TALK χIII 22:40, 1 March 2012 (UTC)

That's because it's the default for the autoblock IP as it's really only intended to stop logging into an account. I think there may be a way to adjust it that I'm just not remembering. Also, if you're blocking the IPs separate turn Anon. Only off(it defaults on) otherwise they can get around it by registering. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 02:30, 2 March 2012 (UTC)
Apparently only Kevan can adjust it as it's in the LocalSettings file Ref.--Karekmaps 2.0?! 02:44, 2 March 2012 (UTC)

easier for sysops

I notice the sysops that ban bots before they are reported by the rest of us still post them on here. How about we make it easier for them by promoting the use of this page only for regular uses who want the account banned? I trust sysops to manage a simple task like the banning of bots without the added drear of having to additionally put it on this page. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 03:21, 18 March 2012 (UTC)

Makes sense. Unless they just enjoy seeing their name plastered all over the page as a testament to their hunting skill :P  --MS¤PK  Please Vote! 14:04, 18 March 2012 (UTC)
I actually got lazy to post on this page. Some SysOp I am. xD --AXE HACK TALK χIII 14:20, 18 March 2012 (UTC)
Ironically I both encouraged that behavior and am one of the people who frequently treats the page as you state. Hopefully there will be no more Chief Seagull incidents from backsliding(don't even remember who did that actually). --Karekmaps 2.0?! 01:48, 19 March 2012 (UTC)
I think it was Ross. I feel like it was. We shouldn't check to see if it was him and instead assume that it was and act with this assumption. Oh, I don't know about this Ross fellow, he who blocks the innocent folk. Not very upstanding. --  AHLGTH 02:03, 19 March 2012 (UTC)
than spidey went and banned me. or was it vapor? i forget?-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   Look who is back togethers!  02:36, 19 March 2012
I never report the bots I block. Bogs down the process. I can ban many more in my limited wiki time if I just banhammer and move on to the next. I do like the "delete user page" and pre-built banning options of the bot template. Wish media wiki had some way of auto flagging bots. Special:Contributions/newbies helps and so does Special:Newpages. Perhaps we could toy with some system page to at least be able to narrow newpages down to those most likely to be bot pages. ~Vsig.png 04:02, 19 March 2012 (UTC)
I think you might just have set me up with a summer project.....--The General T Sys U! P! F! 21:20, 22 March 2012 (UTC)
I'm going to throw down some ideas at User:Thegeneralbot/spambotflagging.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 21:30, 22 March 2012 (UTC)

Good input, I wasn't sure if ops still reported it or not. Good to since that since I bailed everything's gotten a bit more lax DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 05:43, 19 March 2012 (UTC)

Here's an idea. Instead of purging every week, purge these bots once they have been dealt with. Or something. --AXE HACK TALK χIII 17:10, 22 March 2012 (UTC)

Backlog

We currently have a backlog of 32 unserved requests and the bots have begun to repeat vandalise. I understand that there are lots of fun things to do on the wiki like vomiting all over my talk page and posting questions on promotion bids, but please could system operators deal with at least a couple of requests as they come through? It would just break it up and make the wiki run a bit more smoothly. Thanks! :) --Shortround }.{ My Contributions 13:26, 6 May 2012 (BST)

Auto-banning suspected bots?

I've been looking into writing a bot to automatically deal with spambots and so far I believe I've worked out how to make it check for new pages that are made by new users which include external links and then to blank the page and report them. However, it seems to me that the main problem isn't so much identification as simply the sheer number of bots that need banning. Therefore, I was wondering what people's opinions would be on having a bot that automatically deletes the pages of and/or bans suspected spambots?--The General T Sys U! P! F! 19:14, 8 May 2012 (BST)

I'm not sure how I feel about a bot auto banning accounts it finds. Is there any other way to confirm the spambitism of said accounts? Because I have seen several group pages created by a new account with an external link going to their forums.
-Maybe rather process the page automatically at certain times like every 8 hours and ban accounts only on that page.  --MS¤PK  Please Vote! 00:12, 9 May 2012 (BST)
If by "the page" you mean this one, wouldn't it also ban the users who report them? -- †  talk ? f.u. project funny 04:49, 9 May 2012 (BST)
Not beyond all doubt, but I could write something that (for example) checked to see if the page that they had just created has the same title as their username. Processing the page automatically is kinda doable but parsing text is kinda a pain.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 16:07, 9 May 2012 (BST)
You may not be able to find a reliable pattern for all bots, but a few surely would help out, no? To ease the load. Could it distinguish between urls with the same domain, like Urban Dead? Could it distinguish all forum links, since that's a common external link newbies use? --  AHLGTH 17:07, 9 May 2012 (BST)
Well if it identified that the bot created a page with the same name as it's username, what does it do when they spam their own userpage instead of a new page? But I agree that is a good way to get bots separate from new users  --MS¤PK  Please Vote! 23:25, 9 May 2012 (BST)
Depends on how strict you want it to be. It could be set up to ban new users who post external links to their userpage, but that does sound link it might create some false positives.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 17:21, 10 May 2012 (BST)
Yes, it would. The worry is that it would be liable to pick up a few false positives and ban legitimate new users. It could probably be set up to use a regex to check for links to urbandead and commonly used forum sites.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 17:21, 10 May 2012 (BST)

I don't know if I like the concept of users being banned without the ability for somebody to check the case. Bots are good for admin tasks which require mass edits, but when it comes to banning what could be normal users I feel it's a step too far. What if it bans users who post new pages with external links for legitimate reasons? There would be no accountability for that action (i.e. no misconduct) because nobody would have made that decision. Very dangerous water in my opinion.--Shortround }.{ My Contributions 17:14, 9 May 2012 (BST)

Do eet! And make it run automatically every 45 minutes. Seriously, though it sounds like you're on the right track. Depending on how well it identifies sapm, you could at least have it report them. ~Vsig.png 22:21, 9 May 2012 (UTC)
I'm with Shorty on this one. And there are legitimate new users who make their user page in the mainspace using their own name. -- †  talk ? f.u. project funny 04:18, 10 May 2012 (BST)
hmmm, you're kinda right. I'd just rather like it to do something more effective than just report them. Perhaps it could require confirmation from a human? That would eliminate false positives but also reduce its effectiveness by requiring a human to be supervising it.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 17:21, 10 May 2012 (BST)

This is a separate but related request, but if the bot has the ability to block (sounds like it may from what you're suggesting above) how about having it ban blacklisted proxy IPs. Karek says he did a manual block several years ago but its probably time to do it again. Generalbot would probably help a lot if it has the ability to do it. ~Vsig.png 16:02, 10 May 2012 (UTC)

It does have the ability to block, though it does of course need a sysop account (It could be set up to automatically switch to my account for blocking, though). I've been considering having it cross-reference checkuser data with bot blacklists, but wasn't sure if there was an appropriate interface. However, it someone can find by a good blacklist of proxy IPs then it shouldn't be difficult to have generalbot autoban them.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 17:21, 10 May 2012 (BST)
http://www.stopforumspam.com/downloads has a blacklist you can download as a CSV with over 200,000 blacklisted IP addresses. You may also want to check with Karek to see what he used last time. Of course, Kevan could just reconfigure the wiki to automatically run checks for blacklisted IPs and save everyone the trouble. Someone just needs to present him with a solid spam blocking plan I think. ~ Vsig.png 18:17, 10 May 2012 (UTC)
This is probably moot now. Kevan came through with some wiki updates. I'd say keep whatever you were working in your bag o' tricks in case some similar is needed in the future. ~Vsig.png 00:43, 26 May 2012 (UTC)

wtf...

Spambit plus.png

WTF... spambits can do this? -- †  talk ? f.u. project funny 11:12, 17 May 2012 (BST)

Is that some OP power?  --MS¤PK  Please Vote! 01:35, 19 May 2012 (BST)
That comes as standard on a lot of wikis, actually. ЯЭV⁠€⁠NΛИ 09:33, 24 May 2012 (BST)

Probable reason for recent bot deluge

During my recent spambit crusade, I stumbled across a probable reason that we had so much of it lately. There's a new toy on the market for spammers and it is evil. I thought I'd share. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbnVGhnI7g0ed ~Vsig.png 00:50, 26 May 2012 (UTC)


July 2009

Rddr

Not vandalism - the precedent case was as much to do with "shitting up admin pages" as it was impersonation, while this comment was on a user talk page. Also, signing "it was totally j3d" makes it extremely clear that it wasn't in fact j3d signing -- boxy talkteh rulz 09:48 27 July 2009 (BST)

6 months later and not a thing has changed in your life boxy. I love it.--I'm a motherfuckin' lyrical wordsmith motherfuckin' genius! 10:13, 27 July 2009 (BST)

He's been "active" for 6 months and on-site for a year more than that, so I'd expect him to know better, but if he's never had an a/vb case before he might not know how srs bsns impersonation is considered to be here. Lelouch vi Britannia is helping make Ridleybank green_ and gives Achievements 16:31, 27 July 2009 (BST)

That, and the fact that other users have been on here longer and they don't know all the bits when it comes to wiki guidelines and rules. Look at this case. Thad has been around for quite some now. Could he have genuinely known that doing that was vandalism? All in all, probably not because of the large amount of policies and precedent's we have. Age here is nothing if you don't hang around the admin sections.--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 19:35, 27 July 2009 (BST)
Do we still have that^ rule? because adding opinions to your own statements doesn't seem like a bad-faith edit, and unless it's done repeatedly or with obvious malicious intent, I don't see why in the world you'd vandal ban someone for "making it look like not all your arguments were answered"; worst case scenario: someone has to add to their reply, make a new reply, or take the "I reply to every argument everywhere" button off their userpage, which probably shouldn't be on there anyway. Lelouch vi Britannia is helping make Ridleybank green_ and gives Achievements 19:53, 27 July 2009 (BST)

I hope he at least got a warning telling him about the seriousness of impersonation... Lelouch vi Britannia is helping make Ridleybank green_ and gives Achievements 03:47, 28 July 2009 (BST)

You can always do the honors, you know. I gave many users helpful warnings way before I became a sysop. --ϑϑ 03:49, 28 July 2009 (BST)

Cyberbob(3)

Despite the fact that he just put the quote at the top of the page, completely out of context to "allow people to draw their own conclusions"? Which conclusions did he want people to draw, and shouldn't he, a sysop, know these rules better than anyone? --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 22:45, 21 July 2009 (BST)
He actually admitted placing it at the top was a mistake.(if you look at the page history)
But hey, the guy deserves a second chance...or a third or a fourth...he is a sysops after all.--Thadeous Oakley 22:53, 21 July 2009 (BST)
The point is that it doesn't need to be there at all. The discussion contains all of the relevant information. That quote is just being used to falsely sway people's beliefs into thinking that Kevan does not like the policy, which, last time I checked, was usually considered to be a bad faith edit. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 23:01, 21 July 2009 (BST)
Yes, your right, but that's not enough here. Come back when you have some friends over at the sysops team.--Thadeous Oakley 23:03, 21 July 2009 (BST)
Perhaps you should get it out of your head that this is vandalism. --ϑϑℜ 23:11, 21 July 2009 (BST)
Where did I say conspiracy? That's Imthatguy's line not mine. And you have the freedom of mind to think of me as a fool. As I have the freedom to completely ignore you. Since I don't have power-hungry ambitions like some people here, popularity is not my concern.--Thadeous Oakley 23:17, 21 July 2009 (BST)
Don't do that in an active discussion.--Thadeous Oakley 23:18, 21 July 2009 (BST)
Don't ignore an edit conflict to post your misinformed argument down, if it bothers you. Popularity doesn't phase me, but common sense does. --ϑϑℜ 01:30, 22 July 2009 (BST)
Its not a conspiracy... silly goose --DOWN WITH THE 'CRATS!!! | Join Nod!!! 09:14, 23 July 2009 (BST)
Welp, I thought you'd written a sizeable post but then I realised it's all in your sig :\ --Cyberbob 09:20, 23 July 2009 (BST)
It is bob's point that Kevan wouldn't like the fact that some people there are supporting the use of meatpuppetry. You guys disagree.
Go disagree, on the page, or in arbies... not here -- boxy talkteh rulz 23:05 21 July 2009 (BST)
This is a talk page, if I want to discuss this case I'll do it here.--Thadeous Oakley 23:11, 21 July 2009 (BST)
I wasn't talking to you, fapper -- boxy talkteh rulz 23:17 21 July 2009 (BST)
But I was to you. Happy?--Thadeous Oakley 23:19, 21 July 2009 (BST)
You're making a fool of yourself. --ϑϑℜ 23:11, 21 July 2009 (BST)
So?--Thadeous Oakley 23:18, 21 July 2009 (BST)
Okay, so if I change the heading to something like: "Kevan's Quote on Meatpuppetry in a Previous Policy" and drop this case, that's fine then, right? --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 23:20, 21 July 2009 (BST)
It's fine with me, but this isn't arbies, so my opinion holds no more weight over there than anyone else's -- boxy talkteh rulz 23:22 21 July 2009 (BST)
I'm talking to you as a sysop, I am not going to get vandal-banned for correcting the misconception, am I? --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 23:27, 21 July 2009 (BST)
I changed it to be more accurate. Can we drop it now?--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 23:50, 21 July 2009 (BST)
I still assert that as a sysop and a long time wiki user, he should have known better, but it is done. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 23:52, 21 July 2009 (BST)
I "should" have known better, but damn if this isn't the most minor thing ever. Plus it was at like 3 in the morning I think so. --Cyberbob 01:27, 22 July 2009 (BST)
It was a kneejerk reaction. I looked at the guidelines and realized that I was just looking at it as a bad faith edit, instead of considering the possibility of a mistake. Hence the lack of argument and my proposal to drop the case if it was clarified. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 01:47, 22 July 2009 (BST)
No worries, I have some experience in kneejerk A/VB cases myself :v --Cyberbob 01:52, 22 July 2009 (BST)
You keep making these "little mistakes"... tons of them... over and over again... and, it always seems to be when you're dealing with people with whom you have conflicts, it always seems to have to do with you getting your opinion across and on the front page, so to speak... Sorry, but after your umpteenth apology for you umpteenth "mistake"... you've lost what little credibility you may once have had. --WanYao 14:17, 22 July 2009 (BST)
Omigosh, I hope everybody made it out alive... --Cyberbob 14:26, 22 July 2009 (BST)
Oh bob you're so droll. Now, someday, maybe you'll pay less attention to being such a wag, and more attention to not making stupid "mistake" after stupid "mistake"... Then we won't have to listen to more of your repeated "apologies" or hollow promises that such things won't happen again, either. --WanYao 15:30, 22 July 2009 (BST)
I'm not even going to start on how silly it is of you to make such a huge issue out of such a minor editing mistake - what I do want to point out is that it's only been a few days since my last "hollow promise" and you're already labelling it as such. I would suggest that you give it time before jumping down my throat about it. How is that such an unreasonable thing to ask? --Cyberbob 15:38, 22 July 2009 (BST)
How long have you been on the wiki, bob? You've been a sysop before. You claim you know the rules, etc. etc. Why do you keep doing these things when you really ought to know better? Stop making excuses. Seriously. --WanYao 15:42, 22 July 2009 (BST)
The fact that you're counting this case as one of "these things" when other people who have been around for years - including some who have been here even longer than I - regularly make indentation errors that often completely screw with the flow of a conversation far worse than simply moving a post (which hadn't been replied to) to the top of a page is truly amazing. As far as I'm concerned I haven't made any more of "these mistakes" (being ones that actually count for something) since the whole drama thing ended the other day. I plan on continuing not making any more for the forseeable future, but to think that just because I've been around means that I now have some kind of obligation to be a completely flawless editor in every single conceivable way is bordering on bullying in its own right. I will be looking to Arbitration if you persist in this petty harassment. --Cyberbob 15:48, 22 July 2009 (BST)
Hey look, an unpopular user making a not bad-faith mistake. Difference is I actually get a warning for it. Double standards no matter how hard you people sarcastically scream CONSPIRACY THEORY FAIL. --Thadeous Oakley 15:57, 22 July 2009 (BST)
I am honestly sorry, but for some things bad faith is not a prerequisite for vandalism. That is one of them. You'll note that I have taken steps to try and ensure that nobody unknowingly does it again in the way you did with the creation of this section. That's the absolute best I can do after the fact. --Cyberbob 16:04, 22 July 2009 (BST)
No matter how much you try to dissemble, bob, the fact is that taking one single quote which you hoped would illustrate your point in a debate... Taking that one single quote and sticking up at the very top of the page, alone, to highlight it... you can't write that off as an "editing mistake". It was pretty obviously a deliberate action, done to make sure your POV dominated the page, and thus the debate. But let's assume for a minute that there was no wilful, malicious intent here -- we'll stretch the limits of our credulity, to point of bursting, just for argument's sake... Well, even in that case, you're clearly incompetent and untrustworthy. Enough is fucking enough. --WanYao 16:10, 22 July 2009 (BST)
I didn't actually add anything to that quote, if you'll take a look at the post in question. I wasn't trying to push anything on people except to try and prevent what I think is something that everyone should read and make up their own mind on from being lost in all the other comments that most voters don't bother to read. Once again you are blowing everything I say or do completely out of proportion in order to try and score some cheap drama points. --Cyberbob 16:15, 22 July 2009 (BST)
Once more you turn it into a personal attack, scoffing off legitimate criticism as trying to "score drama points". I see, finally, how hopeless it is to expect you to take responsibility for your actions and to act even a little like an adult. Feh. --WanYao 02:59, 23 July 2009 (BST)

Wan, this really is an arbies issue, not vandalism. We've got to get back to using arbies for disputes about page formatting... it's just not suited to A/VB, where good faith must be assumed -- boxy talkteh rulz 09:02 23 July 2009 (BST)

Suicidalangel

Isn't there something about not using a proxy to access the wiki? I thought that was the part that was vandalism...p.s i'm someone confused as to the current stance of what is allowed to be said on this page, in the opinion of someone reasonable should this be here or talk? --xoxo 02:16, 20 July 2009 (BST)

Proxy use itself is not vandalism, however open proxies should be banned when discovered -- boxy talkteh rulz 02:22 20 July 2009 (BST)
Edit conflicted See WM:NOP (we formally adopted the MediaWiki policy.)
WM:NOP said:
While this may affect legitimate users, they are not the intended targets and may freely use proxies until those are blocked.
So no, editing with a proxy is not, in itself, vandalism. Linkthewindow  Talk  02:23, 20 July 2009 (BST)
Ah k, thanks.--xoxo 03:28, 20 July 2009 (BST)

Lolwat64

I'm here to gripe about the fact that DDR, Cyberbob, and Link were so utterly clueless on this case. What annoys me is that you guys just sighted "check user" without looking at the circumstances. DDR in particular took this robotic stance that common sense and judgment didn't apply because you could never prove sock puppetry. It's resolved now, Lolwat64 was a sockpuppet. So how could you miss on that fact with such a clear example? And do you intend to exercise a little reasoning the next time it occurs?--GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 18:15, 18 July 2009 (BST)

I was "clueless" for the exact same reason meatpuppetry is not a valid reason for striking votes (something I forgot when I struck that vote obviously ;p): while it may seem intuitively obvious that it has occurred it's almost impossible to prove. Barring a confession or something from the person who did it, our only tool for proving that an account is a sockpuppet is Check User - which was a nonentity in this case because of the IP data having expired. That leaves us with nothing. --Cyberbob 18:20, 18 July 2009 (BST)
We can't really do much to combat it, and "using common sense" in this case would just cause a shit ton of problems down the road next time something happens, and it actually is a legit user. It's best to be safe and use check user, a tool we can prove, then just go banning people on a whim because of suspected sock puppetry.--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 18:26, 18 July 2009 (BST)
Thank almighty science bans/warns aren't handed out for only suspected socks. And yeah, I can confirm it was him who did it - talked about it over IRC. Internet voting in general is pretty silly, seeing as how it's more "how many friends do I have that can back me up?" It's not exactly something we can fix, unfortunately. --Bob Boberton TF / DW 18:37, 18 July 2009 (BST)
Unlike RL voting which totes isn't like that at all :\ --xoxo 01:41, 19 July 2009 (BST)
Oh, it can be... it's just on the internet, you can't count faces, hence it's easier to do and harder to detect. --Bob Boberton TF / DW 01:48, 19 July 2009 (BST)
Mmm yeah, but it's better than any other system. *insert overused churchill quote here* --xoxo 01:49, 19 July 2009 (BST)
Man, I was literally just thinking of that quote.... GET OUT OF MY HEAD!! --  AHLGTH 02:08, 19 July 2009 (BST)
We can't do anything about even a suspected sockpuppet without actually confirming that the sock and someone's account shares the main IP address. Until then, we're banning/warning people based purely on hunches, and going down that road would be pretty dangerous. The user hasn't committed any vandalism, and there's no way to prove it's a sock. I'm sure you'll agree that banning people based on a hunch is hardly a good thing (and could lead to a witch hunt.) Linkthewindow  Talk  13:00, 19 July 2009 (BST)
Giles, look here why no one has defended you and just trust us when we tell you for the 7th time, there is nothing there that breaks any rules. Stop calling us clueless, because you are the one that doesn't fucking get it. We took robotic stances because we don't take actions on things that we have no proof for. One wonders why we don't just do anything around here based on a hunch. Some of us have a hunch that Iscariot is an alt of a permabanned user, so let's just permaban him, shall we? Same for Imthatguy. Let's just do stuff cause there is no proof, but we just know it's the truth. Furthermore, SA admitted to doing it and he didn't vote with his main, so he didn't cheat the system, case closed. The fact that he admitted to it is just an act of luck on your part, that for once, a user in your position was able to prove he was right. It's done. God. --ϑϑℜ 13:48, 19 July 2009 (BST)
And no, we don't intend on excersizing such 'reasoning'. Because you still don't grasp our role in dealing with your case, it isn't to just go out, name and shame a suspected alt, and then ban them even though our only tools of evidence say otherwise. We cited Checkuser because without checkusers confirmation, we have no right to ban, or even label a user as a sockpuppet. Because we have no proof. Hey look, some people have been suspecting Iscariot of being an alt of a permabanned user, let's just go and ban him, because surely it's true. Imthatguy is a suspected alt of a regular user, one that probably isn't permabanned, well fuck it, It must be the case, and it isn't even illegal on this wiki, but let's name and shame them, and take corrective measures anyway! Do you see what I'm getting at here? What were you expecting us to do? Just label him of an alt with whichever user that voted no? How would we say which one he is an alt of? Guess it? Rock-paper-scissors? Without any sort of evidence, cases like these are a no-brainer. Please, just let it be. --ϑϑℜ 14:05, 19 July 2009 (BST)
Once again, votes made while using a proxy are invalid... --  AHLGTH 18:33, 19 July 2009 (BST)
I stand corrected, but my point still stands regarding us having the absolute responsibility not to act in such a way until we have sufficient proof. --ϑϑℜ 18:47, 19 July 2009 (BST)
Indeed. --  AHLGTH 18:50, 19 July 2009 (BST)
I don't know all the facts of the case, myself... But the guys are dead on here: you don't perma a user on suspicion of being a sockpuppet. You need proof. That being said, there might be other ways to demonstrate that an account is a sockpuppet, other than an IP check. However, none of that kind of evidence was presented. Or, the evidence presented, sadly, wasn't sufficient... Sorry, Giles, but you are wrong here. Unless you can provide other evidence of sockpuppetry...
Now I wish to address this accusation that Iscariot is a sockpuppet... Frankly I couldn't care less, but... uh... Either put up or shut up. Please out with it: whom is Iscariot an alt of, and why do you say that? Because, on the same count as above, innuendo and accusation and gossip-mongering are just bullshit. --WanYao 19:07, 19 July 2009 (BST)
I should read shit properly before spouting off... However... The sysops are still correct. Unfortunately. --WanYao 19:12, 19 July 2009 (BST)
Unfortunately we're correct? Surely that doesn't mean you actually want us to be incorrect? --Cyberbob 00:34, 20 July 2009 (BST)
I thought it was pretty obvious that the Iscariot call was sarcrasm. Do you really think we are salivating over banning him over such a flimsy theory? He isn't even around here anymore, god knows why you took that as seriously as you did. --ϑϑℜ 03:32, 20 July 2009 (BST)

I think y'all are missing the point of my criticism. I agree SA did nothing against the rules. I'm not arguing that. And I never said that Lolwat64 should be permabanned. I said it was vandalism because it was a sockpuppet double-voting. And if that isn't considered vandalism it should be.
My point is that Lolwat64 was a sockpuppet and you were wrong. With the evidence I presented it should have been clear and you should have ruled vandalism and taken action based on the information you had at the time. With SA's admission it would make perfect sense to change your ruling.
As DDR and Wan have mentioned you really can't prove a sockpuppet without an admission. True, but this case was proven with an admission. Therefore, this is proven example of a sockpuppet that all of you failed to act on. That's why I'm calling you out. Not to punish SA (who did nothing wrong), and not to be a bitch, but because you whiffed completely and this has important implications for future votes.
A less scrupulous user could easily do the exact same thing again, only without the irony and respect for the rules that SA exhibited. If this happens, will you be impotent or is there a way to stop someone from voting multiple times on the same issue with different proxy accounts? --GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 19:11, 20 July 2009 (BST)

We're "impotent" to stop your meatpuppeting as well. --Bob Boberton TF / DW 19:20, 20 July 2009 (BST)
I'm not really sure what you wanted here: You admit that SA did nothing wrong, so there's no case here. What do you expect us to do? He followed the rules, so we ruled Not Vandalism; what are you calling us out on?--The General T Sys U! P! F! 20:51, 20 July 2009 (BST)
"because you whiffed completely and this has important implications for future votes"--GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 01:31, 21 July 2009 (BST)
You can't whiff when there's nothing to swing (at). Future votes are unaffected - proof positive sockpuppeting will still get destroyed. If anything the problem has existed since the beginning and always has implications because we can't just go and ban people for being socks without proof. --Bob Boberton TF / DW 03:47, 21 July 2009 (BST)
Stop repeating your contradictory arguments, we've already said. There was not enough evidence to rule vandalism/prove sockpuppetry. You CANNOT rule vandalism without sufficient evidence. We should not have ruled vandalism with the 'evidence' you gave us.. You are going nowhere on this, as when you started this discussion. Don't make me beg to have you give up on this. --ϑϑℜ 04:00, 21 July 2009 (BST)
My arguments are not internally contradictory and neither are yours. We are both sincere and we both keep repeating the same things.
I say, "It should have been vandalism, and you won't do anything about sockpuppetry"
You say, "It wasn't vandalism, and I don't want to go permabanning everyone on suspicion of sockpuppetry"
Neither of us are going anywhere (even though I'm clearly right and you're wrong =P). But let's put that aside: If you can say "I will never do anything about sockpuppet voting because it can't be proven without IP confirmation or an admission" then I will say, "I was wrong and I'm a stubborn little bitch." Actually, I'll give you a freebie. I'm stubborn.--GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 05:55, 21 July 2009 (BST)

Cyberbob (2)

Double standards. You say "if that's porn (and it was/is) then so is X" so he responds "to deletion voting it goes." Then, when you lodge keeps and someone points out more images, he goes to A/D instead of A/SD because there's obviously disagreement on the subject of porn (and there has been for a while) and that makes him a vandal? Bringing it to the community instead of deleting it outright (because he totally could) and skipping A/SD when it's really obvious it's going to garner keep votes and get bumped to A/D anyway makes him a vandal? --Bob Boberton TF / DW 05:41, 17 July 2009 (BST)

Bad faith and a conflict of interest from the other images he deleted. Simple as that.--SirArgo Talk 05:48, 17 July 2009 (BST)
Images specifically made to aggravate him and used only on his talk page that were decidedly pornographic being deleted is him having a conflict of interest? Also, please explain the bad faith, I'm a bit wet-brained at the moment. --Bob Boberton TF / DW 05:53, 17 July 2009 (BST)
Of course the image I posted to cyberbob's Talk page was meant to mock him. And, yup, they were in bad taste. That was the point. I also expected them to be put up for speedy deletion -- as orphaned pages after cyberbob deleted my "birthday greetings". They were not, however, pornographic: no genitalia, no intercourse, nothing was there that you couldn't find in any off-the-rack body-building magazine available at your local supermarket... just a well-buffed dude and a birthday cake... If you think those were pornographic, man, you don't leave the Mormon encampment much, do you??? --WanYao 06:03, 17 July 2009 (BST)
It doesn't matter if I think it's pornographic, it's if it can be interpreted as pornography. Porn, as Sonny defined a while back with the other fiasco, is meant to cause arousal - and those images easily fit those criteria. --Bob Boberton TF / DW 06:05, 17 July 2009 (BST)
Oh jesus. --  AHLGTH 06:07, 17 July 2009 (BST)
Edit conflictYou have to be playing Devil's Advocate here. They were put on his page to aggravate him, and I'm not saying that was right but him going on this tirade is a conflict of interest because he is most likely still pissed off over those images. (You see, I perceive all of this as bad faith so I report him to VB like a good little user. I am awaiting the sysops to make an informed decision based on what I perceived) He could want revenge on people so he is going to an unnecessary extreme, or just be in the mood to shake things up and piss people off. He also deleted those images that were intended to make him mad and because he is a sysop he had every right to delete them when they were put on Speedy Deletions. This is a rare case where he probably shouldn't have been the one to delete them since they were aimed at him and were in no way true pornography. Hell, homo erotica would have been a stretch to put on both of them. That's where everything here stems from for me, he deleted the images aimed at him. If I were in his position, and the images were like they were with no nudity, I would have probably waited for another sysop to act on them so I wouldn't even possibly be caught up with accusation of bias here. Bob didn't do that, and knowing his past, I assumed bad faith on his part. Wan did the same and so we are now here.--SirArgo Talk 06:08, 17 July 2009 (BST)
I am playing devil's advocate. I really don't hold an opinion about the whole thing, besides "porn doesn't have a place on the wiki." I don't see why all this drama has to come into play and why everyone can't just play nice... --Bob Boberton TF / DW 06:10, 17 July 2009 (BST)
I'm only responding because Bob didn't play nice first. I hate to cause drama, but I can't stand his troll actions any longer. He used to be amusing, but more and more he keeps pushing the envelope.--SirArgo Talk 06:11, 17 July 2009 (BST)
It pains me to do this but.... Sir Argo is right --DOWN WITH THE 'CRATS!!! | JOIN NOD!!! 06:15, 17 July 2009 (BST)
Exactly... enough is enough... Furthermore, when I put the "birthday greeting" on cyberbob's Talk page I was laughing my ass off. And the last thing I expected from cyberbob the hardened troll was anger: I expected either indifference or laughter, too. See, I don't think he is acting in anger, that's a silly assumption -- but rather he is playing the arse hole troll roll to the hilt. That, however, doesn't in any way negate the bad faith, rather it amplifies it. --WanYao 06:21, 17 July 2009 (BST)
Maybe he was acting in bad faith when he deleted your picture, but I just don't see how him then taking other cases to the community after complaint qualifies as bad faith. I wouldn't call it good faith, or any kind of faith, just him responding to complaint in a way that I, for one, would expect of anyone duty-bound as sysop. --Bob Boberton TF / DW 06:28, 17 July 2009 (BST)
Very funny! --WanYao 07:07, 17 July 2009 (BST)

moved from main page

Not Vandalism And there SHOULD be a rule. Until there is one it falls within the venue of the4 sysops to Judge. If Bob doesn't have enough support to rule vandalism then they'll get 'turned easy as that...Unnecessary comments need to GO. Conndrakamod TAZM CFT 22:27, 16 July 2009 (BST)

And until there is a rule, this is spamming and therefore vandalism. Be objective and stop encouraging him. -- Cheese 22:29, 16 July 2009 (BST)
No...Until there is a rule, there is a Guideline..and it is up to the sysops to interpret and implement those guideline as part of our responsibilities. I am being objective, In the absence of written law prima facia dictorum. Conndrakamod TAZM CFT 22:33, 16 July 2009 (BST)
It's a guideline. A guideline which has been enforced with vandal bans! But the practice and precedent of that guideline is that bans are handed down only for repeated and blatant violations. Cyberbob is attempting to hand out bans for petty bullshit... and spamming this page with said petty bullshit. And Conn, you have never been known for your objectivity or sound critical thinking skills.... so in spite of tossing out some legal terms which you don't really understand or use appropriately... you have no case. --WanYao 23:01, 16 July 2009 (BST)
And... I'd like to refer readers to this statement by conndraka. Nice sentiment.... Yet here you are supporting the most unprofessional sysop whom I've seen in my time on this wiki. Sweet... And you voted for Sarah Palin, too, didn't you? --WanYao 23:23, 16 July 2009 (BST)
"prima facia dictorum" that (roughly) translated means that if its written down (or said) often enough it should be taken at face value and not investigated... That is a fantastic argument! --Honestmistake 23:30, 16 July 2009 (BST)
No I voted for Obama, but my personal politics have nothing to do with the wiki. You even agree on the Misconduct case that Bobs actions are "within the letter of the law". Prima Facia Dictorum, translates to "That which is obvious, rules." Back when the Box was made it should have read as Bob changed it, and not as Boxy suggested expecting people to actually understand the sentiment. Regardless Wan, I don't know what I did to piss in your weaties, but professional does NOT always mean being objective. You find me one fortune 500 company that's not actually run by the board as opposed to the shareholders and I'll tip my hat to you...Conndrakamod TAZM CFT 04:35, 17 July 2009 (BST)
Precedent and accepted practice in this matter is crystal clear. You're the one who's out to lunch here. And these attempts by you to pretend to be a scholar -- or to refute the "I'm a Republican" template on your profile -- just belie the fact that you're gibbering nothing but hollow verbal trash at this point. --WanYao 04:57, 17 July 2009 (BST)
As I have said before..Precedent has the potential to change with every case, I refer you to Brown v B.O.E. overturning the accepted precedent in American Law. Happens Nearly every day at the circuit court level...Now pretending to be a scholar...OUCH...damn that hurts. Hmmm, my 10th graders were better at coming up with legitimate arguments, Wan. And as far as being a republican, that has no merit to anything on this wiki as far as this case goes, except for the possibility that you see a need for more egalitarianism as is common among liberals and I see a need for more authoritarianism (which is where I base my decisions on). And as far as Presentational votes go... I Voted for Bush Senior, Perot, Clinton, Bush jr (Although McCain would have been better) Bush jr (albeit reluctantly but Kerry was a tool) and Obama. Specifically to whit, I beleive Government should stay out of most affairs, but what they are involved in the Government should have absolute authority. None of this legitimately has a damn thing to do with Bobs case...Conndrakamod TAZM CFT 14:23, 17 July 2009 (BST)
Please, shut the fuck up. I'm moving this to the talk page. --ϑϑℜ 14:32, 17 July 2009 (BST)
I live in a country where we use common law, as inhereted from the UK. Which means that the tradition of established precedent rules. And if a judge goes against established precedent his ruling can be -- and routinely is, in such rare cases -- overturned. As for the rest of it... you were being mocked, conn, pure and simple... but your response demonstrates what a self-important prig you are... which was why I was trolling you in the first place, lol --WanYao 22:49, 17 July 2009 (BST)

Hagnat(2)

The more I dig through the A/VB page, the more I see what complete bullshit is being passed off as "janitoring"...

Cyberbob wrote:

"It has been clearly pointed out to you (fucking love that phrasing btw, really gets across that sense of "you are a CHILD" I shall have to remember it) that I support the system as Hagnat created it but no this is not "litigation for litigation's sake". I am trying to prevent the precedent from being created where anyone can go bulldozing through pages without asking anyone whether it's a good idea first - yes these things can be reverted easily (usually) but it's far easier for people to make at least a show of going through the proper channels in the first place.'""

Oh my fucking god... whatever happened to the whole idea that a wiki is collaborative effort... that people can and will make edits to pages... and that the wiki is not one person's -- or one small clique's -- private sandbox. As has been explained in terms anyone could understand, hagnat was making an edit in clearly good faith which involved fixing something that was broken. That didn't need a big discussion: it needed doing. A follow up note on the Talk page would have been smart, but there was no need for him to ask you for your permission -- or anyone else's permission -- to make such perfectly good faith edit.

This isn't your personal fiefdom, cyberbob. Stop acting like it is. --WanYao 21:51, 16 July 2009 (BST)

Honestmistake

Honestmistake said:
Yup I knew exactly what I was doing... that comment should have been on the talk page. Doesn't change the facts that both cases against J3D were nonsense and should have been thrown out as borderline harassment! It also doesn't change the fact that the newly worded "sysop request" box above was never voted on and never intended to be used the way Bob is using it right now. Warn me, Ban me... I really do not care. This place is fast becoming a bad joke ruled over by people who probably don't even play the damn game anymore and have forgotten that being a sysop is not supposed to be a promotion to give them authoritas, its supposed to be a voluntary position to keep things running smoothly.

Hear, hear! --WanYao 15:55, 16 July 2009 (BST)


I would like to remind everyone of something. Please refer to the boldfaced text below:

"Before Submitting a Report"

  • This page, Vandal Banning, deals with bad-faith breaches of official policy.
  • Interpersonal complaints are better sorted out at UDWiki:Administration/Arbitration.
  • As much as is practical, assume good faith and try to iron out problems with other users one to one, only using this page as a last resort.
  • Avoid submitting reports which are petty.

That applies this case, as well as the one against J3D, below. And a several other ones, too... --WanYao 15:59, 16 July 2009 (BST)

Honestmistake is a blatant problem when it comes to running around spouting his opinion as if it has great weight on places where it isn't needed.. Regardless of whether it does hold weight or not, it does not belong on the main page of A/VB, something he has been stretching for a while now. --ϑϑℜ 16:03, 16 July 2009 (BST)
Yes it would be convenient if we all kept quite and never complained wouldn't it? Clearly no one else was going to have to say what I felt needed saying, your disagreement with my view is neither here nor there. As I see it, these recent cases have been against the good of the community... the new dictat that no one post is clearly not being enforced for anyones good, it is merely being used to inflate ego's. Your or bobs or indeed anyone elses disagreement with something I say (or Wan or J3D or any other fucker who contributes) does not automatically mean that our opinion is wrong and unneeded, enforcing the "request" the way you have been is not good for the wiki and strays so far from its original stated intent that it probably can't find its way back. --Honestmistake 16:11, 16 July 2009 (BST)
I already said a day ago. You got a problem with what Bob did? Take him to A/M (or all of us for that matter, we agreed to the change), then put a request to have the Box changed back through A/PT, and then Bob may just have to go through Policy Discussion to achieve this feat again. Yet you didn't at all, I could only assume you didn't give it a second thought. --ϑϑℜ 16:14, 16 July 2009 (BST)
As I argued in my vandal report on cyberbob, these rulings follow neither the letter nor the spirit of wiki policy. You people have gone power mad. --WanYao 16:24, 16 July 2009 (BST)
ITS A CONSPIRACY! No seriously, I agree with WanYao (surprise surprise). Unfortunately, we can't really do anything about it aslong as misconduct cases are ruled upon by the exact problem persons we have. --Thadeous Oakley 16:38, 16 July 2009 (BST)
It's true. we rule this place. Why do you think we made #urbandeadwiki? So we could have a unified channel where we decide the fate of this little universe. If we want someone as sysop, it is so. If we want a user off the wiki, be it so. Watch out, we are coming. --ϑϑℜ 16:43, 16 July 2009 (BST)
You can make fun of it all you want, but what you just described is allot closer to the reality then you think. --Thadeous Oakley 17:30, 16 July 2009 (BST)
When in that paragraph did I say I was joking? --ϑϑℜ 03:27, 17 July 2009 (BST)
"The power have corrupted their minds, poisoned their souls, making them lone creatures. They wander around the wiki, creating drama, using their powers to fight, a race of tyrants, away from any feeling of compassion or empathy. No one can fight them, no one can argue against them, because the power of the banhammer is with them. Fear them, because if you don't, one day you will find out that you are no longer a user. "Who created them?", you may ask. Well, the answer is simple. YOU. You created them, because you know that even if you fear them, you fear the other users too. So sysops were created, in order to protect users from themselves." *closes imaginary book*--Orange Talk 17:43, 16 July 2009 (BST)
This owns. --Cyberbob 17:52, 16 July 2009 (BST)
DOWN WITH THE 'CRATS!!!!!!!!--Imthatguy 17:53, 16 July 2009 (BST)
Which book was that? Mein Kampf, The Communist Manifesto or was it just the latest Harry Potter? Seriously though, unless you live in a police state, the people should never have a reason to fear the authorities.--Thadeous Oakley 18:17, 16 July 2009 (BST)
*throws Harry Potter and The revenge of the Sysop away* See, sysops are some kind of police for me. Police protects you, but if you do something wrong, they hit you with a stick. They are both feared and appreciated.--Orange Talk 20:49, 16 July 2009 (BST)
Lulz, you are very misguided my friend, you should always be suspicious of those in power--Imthatguy 21:03, 16 July 2009 (BST)
please note that this is in fact untrue.... the box has been beefed up to say "should" it still does not say "must". --Honestmistake 16:26, 16 July 2009 (BST)
Big shoutout to my homeboy Boxy.... I TOLD YOU SO --Cyberbob 16:30, 16 July 2009 (BST)
And I thought I made it clear that "shitting up admin pages" type warnings should only be used as a last resort. Using it against everyone who adds a comment here, or everyone who you don't want to deal with simply because they disagree, or get on your nerves, is an abuse of the system. Now go get some fucking sleep, you two, step away from the wiki, and get a little perspective on the pettiness of what you're trying to do -- boxy talkteh rulz 22:00 16 July 2009 (BST)
"please note that this is in fact untrue.... the box has been beefed up to say "should" it still does not say "must"." Please explain --Imthatguy 22:15, 16 July 2009 (BST)
there are 3 little boxes near the top of A/VB with guidelines for submitting reports. The middle one, until a recently, read something like users are requested to use the talk page if they were not directly involved or being constructive in a case That's not exactly word for word but its pretty much what it has always meant until a few days ago. However, following a very short "discussion" Bob changed it to should and threw in the word "qualitative". That whole box has still never been voted on and it is clearly out of order to interpret even the new version the way Bob and DDR have been. --Honestmistake 22:51, 16 July 2009 (BST)
Is this cyberbob basically making up policy-on-the-fly? in a manner that hagnat, in his worst moments, couldn't have dreamt of? The consensus was always... well, it's always been exactly as myself and numerous other people have already explained... It needs to be put back the way it was. --WanYao 03:10, 17 July 2009 (BST)
It has been --Bob Boberton TF / DW 03:24, 17 July 2009 (BST)

J3D (2)

You do know that it was J3D that reverted most of the vandal edits don't you? If that is not direct involvement in a case I am not sure what is.... esp as he was requesting a Sysop check something directly related to the case. --Honestmistake 20:22, 15 July 2009 (BST)

I do, but that's no reason for him to say "hey can I get an IP check?" It's the duty of every user to revert vandalism, but adding a comment like his doesn't add to the discussion and sysops should (and were) already doing just that. Also, you do realize you're not using the talk page as well, right? --Bob Boberton TF / DW 23:09, 15 July 2009 (BST)
Yes I do but given my comment is relevant it was perfectly ok where it was so take the stick out of your ass and stop playing silly buggers. While checking IP's may be common in A/VB cases I don't think it is essential and thus J3D was more than entitled to ask for one to be done if he had suspicions in this case.--Honestmistake 00:41, 16 July 2009 (BST)
Of course it wasn't okay where it was. You have literally nothing to do with the case, so don't even try and convince us you deserve to add that to the main page, the content of what you said was so 'talk page worthy' it hurts me to think it ever made it to the main page without you getting VB'd. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 01:42, 16 July 2009 (BST)
That can always be rectified, though I do hate to always be the one bringing these cases. --Cyberbob 02:17, 16 July 2009 (BST)

This is the worse ruling I can remember. It's a total abuse of the system which, until this week, has always been regarded as a polite request that took a hell of a lot more than the substance of these 2 cases to result in a warning. And yes, I do expect my A/VB case for this but frankly i couldn't give less of a shit. Bring it on Bob, I know you've been itching to for ages. --Honestmistake 15:38, 16 July 2009 (BST)

The sysop team has apparently going power mad, and gone from the one extreme of being way too lax, to the other of being absurdly fucking petty and priggish. (awaits cyberbob's retarded troll-quip, now) --WanYao 15:52, 16 July 2009 (BST)
You don't get it do you? Who gives a fuck who reverted the vandalism, it has nothing to do with the case at hand. Reverting vandalism is supposed to be the task of a responsible user, not a ticket into adding 'input' into a case which wasn't needed. So, a user reverts a vandal spree, I guess that gives them the right to have their say, give their opinion more weight into the case than if they were a bystander on the Talk pages (which do get read, despite popular opinion). A user who sees vandalism has the responsibility to revert it and report it to the necessary authority, not add opinions or requests along with that. --ϑϑℜ 16:01, 16 July 2009 (BST)
No, you don't get it. You're blathering about stuff I didn't even address or bring up. My argument is simple: you're being petty and abusing both the letter and spirit of wiki policy. Repeatedly. And those of us who get it, aren't gonna fucking shut up and stop saying so. --WanYao 16:28, 16 July 2009 (BST)
Please learn to wiki. I never replied to you. --ϑϑℜ 16:33, 16 July 2009 (BST)
stop wiki-lawyrering. --WanYao 16:35, 16 July 2009 (BST)
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL --Cyberbob 16:37, 16 July 2009 (BST)
That doesn't make any sense :/ my entire post was a reply to Honest. The formatting, the context and the content, all point to that, how am I lawyering? --ϑϑℜ 16:51, 16 July 2009 (BST)
Up until recently, the practice was to indent under the post you were replying to. It makes for a mess, but it's a lot more clear. And you're wiki-lawyering -- or something -- by making snide little comments like "learn how to wiki"... You're all also wiki-lawyering by dragging J3D through A/VB for making one small and very unobtrusive comment in a case which he did have some, even if peripheral, involvement in. He wasn't being disruptive, he wasn't acting in bad faith, he was trying to fucking help! If you weren't being petty, you would have let it go... stuck it on the talk page, and moved on. --WanYao 17:38, 16 July 2009 (BST)
Okay, several issues with what you have just said. 1. It's 2009, again, learn the norms. 2. I am not wikilaywering in any sense, snide remarks are immature and petty, but it sure isn't wiki-lawyering :/ If you think I'm wikilaywering to get the better of you, you are wrong. 3.I didn't drag j3d through shit, I wasn't here when he posted it so don't give me any such bullshit about me avoiding the act of putting it onto the talk page just to escalate him. 4. Before reading this paragraph of crap, I voted NV on both his cases. --ϑϑℜ 07:41, 17 July 2009 (BST)

Ddrisfag

If you haven't already can we get an ipcheck on this? --xoxo 14:56, 15 July 2009 (BST)

About to do it. Thanks Jed for reverting a lot of this. Linkthewindow  Talk  14:56, 15 July 2009 (BST)
Alt of no one. Linkthewindow  Talk  14:58, 15 July 2009 (BST)

MisterGame

Typical... closing ranks to protect their own once again --Imthatguy 20:13, 7 July 2009 (BST)

Having had a week go past, I just want to comment on how much I appreciate the entire UDWiki community for not even bothering to justify this user's comment with a reply. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 01:56, 14 July 2009 (BST)

Cyberbob240

How's that a meatpuppet? It's a unique user with more then 250 edits. Unstrike his vote, or provide some actual evidence.--Thadeous Oakley 16:07, 7 July 2009 (BST)

User Talk:DanceDanceRevolution.--xoxo 16:30, 7 July 2009 (BST)


Thoughts people? --xoxo 15:28, 7 July 2009 (BST)

If that isn't a fishing expedition I don't know what is. --Cyberbob 15:29, 7 July 2009 (BST)
J3D, we could file this under misconduct, and get this moron demoted --Imthatguy 20:11, 7 July 2009 (BST)

Martyr

Maybe someone could givehim/her one chance? --Imthatguy 02:15, 6 July 2009 (BST)

I know absolutly nothing about this paticular person, or about her case. I will admit though that I've made my share of stupid mistakes, and wish I could take most of them back. Plus she sounds like she might be a juvenile (spelling?) around the age of 12/13,... meaning her comprehension is not comparable to that of most rational adults. That having been said, and the fact that she's been trying for so long to get here account back, Perhaps we should limit it to a definite period of time,... Say 4 years, minus time served? This would be a year left there is to be any truth to what she's said previously... -Poodle of doom 02:41, 6 July 2009 (BST)

Once again 'they' ignore what the community has to say --Imthatguy 17:58, 6 July 2009 (BST)
You should see misconduct.--Thadeous Oakley 18:01, 6 July 2009 (BST)
Cute. You and one other user are the community. Give me a break. --ϑϑ 22:37, 27 July 2009 (BST)
And they also conveniently ignore it when a sysop happens to agree with them because that hurts their conspiracy theory. --– Nubis NWO 23:25, 27 July 2009 (BST)
As I said on the page, making 80+ alt accounts isn't the way to ask for your account back. Also, it's called a permanent ban for a reason. Linkthewindow  Talk  18:03, 6 July 2009 (BST)
Indeed. 83 accounts later and she still hasn't learned that she's not wanted. --KamdenT|RRF|W| 23:46, 13 July 2009 (BST)

If we let her back, we're just letting people know that bitching and screwing up the site will get you what you want, which will encourage more of this behavior in the future; as long as she keeps breaking the rules we have to keep banning her. Lelouch vi Britannia is helping make Ridleybank green_ and gives Achievements 22:42, 27 July 2009 (BST)

Yes, bitching, screwing up the site, and being banned for 4 years. That will really encourage that behavior. Why, by 2013 we'll be letting in all sorts of vandals (but only if they start now!) --– Nubis NWO 23:27, 27 July 2009 (BST)
Sounds almost like you're trying to sell something. Nubis for the next Billy Mays!! --Dark Blue Helmet 00:24, 28 July 2009 (BST)
No one can replace Billy Mays, not even Nubis or Newbiz.--SirArgo Talk 00:27, 28 July 2009 (BST)
I'd be down for seeing a new Billy Mays. Anyone really to replace the Sham Wow guy who's trying to take over. --Dark Blue Helmet 00:37, 28 July 2009 (BST)

Neozumi

In response to another alts claims of Izumi's good faith edits

You really can't play innocent here. You came back a few times with complete trash accounts with stupid names that did do things that would fit within the confines of vandalism.--SirArgo Talk 00:41, 6 July 2009 (BST)

MoonShine

Cyberbob240 said:
Posting a humourous suggestion in the regular suggestions area. I'm tempted to take DDR to Misconduct for voting Keep on it but we'll see. --Cyberbob 03:14, 1 July 2009 (BST)

I'm at a loss of words right now. --Haliman - Talk 03:16, 1 July 2009 (BST)

Try going back to school then if you can't find anything in your vocabulary? --Cyberbob 03:25, 1 July 2009 (BST)
Bah. I expected a comment like that :P. Someone doesn't like everything with a pulse Fiffy, huh? --Haliman - Talk 03:27, 1 July 2009 (BST)
yeah clearly bringing a humourous suggestion which was posted in the main suggestions space to A/VB when posting humourous suggestions in the main suggestions space is vandalism has to be the result of some kind of bias right??? --Cyberbob 03:30, 1 July 2009 (BST)
Yep. --Haliman - Talk 03:31, 1 July 2009 (BST)
heh heh heh deliberately pretending like you don't know my comment was sarcastic is a p awesome comeback!! --Cyberbob 03:33, 1 July 2009 (BST)
Yep. --Haliman - Talk 03:34, 1 July 2009 (BST)

Fuck, thats why i hate wiki crats. Always mumbling about "Ohh, how am i going to power abuse today?" Fuck you, cocksucker. --Skouth 03:36, 1 July 2009 (BST)

I'm sorry it's not my fault I was abused as a child :( stop it daddy it hurts --Cyberbob 03:37, 1 July 2009 (BST)

Just common sense. Seriously, if the SysOp team does not rule this vandalism, then we no longer have SysOps worthy of their title. It's pretty simple, post humorous crap where in belongs. In the crap bin Humorous Suggestions Page. That's what it's there for.User:Zombie Lord/sig2 03:44 1 July 2009

This from the only person to vote no. --User:The Colonel/Sig 03:46, 1 July 2009 (BST)
I would have voted Humorous in the SPAM section, but I'm boycotting the SPAM vote. Sorry.User:Zombie Lord/sig2 04:05 1 July 2009
Well said. Rules is rules. Don't call us power abusers because we take on the responsibility of enforcing the rules. User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig 03:49, 1 July 2009 (BST)
I didn't notice a whole lot of rule enforcement going on when you voted Keep. --Cyberbob 03:50, 1 July 2009 (BST)
Look harder? DDR can be very subtle.--User:J3D/ciggy 01:43, 3 July 2009 (BST)
u gay? (yes) --Cyberbob 03:00, 4 July 2009 (BST)

Ug, anyone arguing against this case needs to realize that while this one may be awesome, if we start allowing random stupid stuff into the suggestion system, it'll easily dilute the quality further then it already is. Remember, suggestions are for Kevan. --User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig 04:01, 1 July 2009 (BST)

From the notfunny template:

"If you are unsure of a how a suggestion will be viewed by the community, it is recommended that it be placed on the Developing Suggestions page first, to gauge community support, and to improve it before being taken to voting."

As you'll see here i put it to discussion where it met near unanimous approval and i subsequently added it to voting. Oh and it was serious Fiffy needs laser eyes. <3 MoonShine 04:15, 1 July 2009 (BST)

I heard tell that DDR told you it was vandalism on IRC prior to you submitting it but that you (obviously) ignored him. --Cyberbob 04:21, 1 July 2009 (BST)
Not seeing it amongst his contributions though. Prior to this case being brought up, I see nothing warning of the perils of posting the suggestion. --Johnny Bass 04:28, 1 July 2009 (BST)
You dumb? Do you not know what IRC is? --Cyberbob 04:29, 1 July 2009 (BST)
We don't have your fancy IRC's way out here in the countryside. --Johnny Bass 04:30, 1 July 2009 (BST)
Logs or it didn't happen.--User:J3D/ciggy 01:41, 3 July 2009 (BST)
Ask DDR, not me (also lrn2edit) --Cyberbob 01:42, 3 July 2009 (BST)
You're sourcing it and drawing your own conclusions from it, thus if you want anyone to bother taking note of it you should provide the logs. Also move my comment to the incorrect spot again and i'll avb you.--User:J3D/ciggy 01:45, 3 July 2009 (BST)
case is over faygot, also I moved your comment to the correct spot because where you had it had my reply to Johnny Bass looking like a reply to you. go back to school --Cyberbob 01:48, 3 July 2009 (BST)
nice try retard. check the history then get back to me. --User:J3D/ciggy 01:51, 3 July 2009 (BST)
what am I looking for pray tell --Cyberbob 01:52, 3 July 2009 (BST)
you moving my comment to the wrong spot. --User:J3D/ciggy 18:53, 3 July 2009 (BST)
Tell you what. I'll keep moving people's comments to the right spot and you can take me to A/VB if you want. That way we both win. --Cyberbob 02:59, 4 July 2009 (BST)
A win for me would be you accepting you're wrong and moved my comment to an incorrect spot. That, or you flat out denying it while obviously being aware that you fucked up.--User:J3D/ciggy 05:39, 4 July 2009 (BST)
hope u like losing --Cyberbob 05:40, 4 July 2009 (BST)
good try but no.--User:J3D/ciggy 07:04, 4 July 2009 (BST)
im happy i have u to pass judgement on my posts.... im a very insecure person u know --Cyberbob 07:11, 4 July 2009 (BST)

Wiki noob Ephraim here, just found this. I thought a vandal was a person who makes a bad faith edit, and honestly, how is a joke in bad faith? But I wouldn't know, I'm new to these wiki politics. --Ephraim 04:33, 1 July 2009 (BST)

Yep. --Skouth 04:34, 1 July 2009 (BST)
It's a joke in the wrong spot, which is essentially spam. You're free to make funny suggestions but they need to be in the right area. --Cyberbob 04:38, 1 July 2009 (BST)
Yep. --Skouth 04:38, 1 July 2009 (BST)
On the contrary, everyone agreed (Unanimously) on DS that it should be implemented. --User:Haliman111/sig 04:39, 1 July 2009 (BST)
(they were pretty obviously joking too) --Cyberbob 04:40, 1 July 2009 (BST)
According to his last comment, it doesn't seem like it. --User:Haliman111/sig 04:41, 1 July 2009 (BST)
Yep, to both of you. --Skouth 04:42, 1 July 2009 (BST)
Suppose we were dead serious about giving Fiffy laser eyes? Then what would you have to say? --User:The Colonel/Sig 04:44, 1 July 2009 (BST)
Yep. --Skouth 04:48, 1 July 2009 (BST)
The exact same outcome, except with the added bonus of you being seen as disillusioned. User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig 04:51, 1 July 2009 (BST)
Because if people could get off by just saying 'me and my pals are serious', then every user could slither around the rules regarding humorous suggestions, couldn't they? User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig 04:52, 1 July 2009 (BST)
Nope.--Thadeous Oakley 20:04, 3 July 2009 (BST)
durr hurr --Cyberbob 03:01, 4 July 2009 (BST)

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