UDWiki talk:Open Discussion/Akule vs. The Grimch
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[edit] Chewbacca Defense
Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
[edit] The solution
Grim admits to being a cranky old man, Akule stops trying to be a lawyer, and I get both of their souls. Grim is still allowed to do what ever is within the rights of a normal user (which he was already doing, but who cares, Akule is always right, and we're always wrong), and Akule can still leave a handy little note on peoples talk pages when he spots them uploading copyrighted images. Chewbacca has to go to Kashyyyk, I have to be made ruler of the universe, and everyone gets pie.
- Sound like a fair enough deal? If not, who cares?-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 11:12, 10 September 2007 (BST)
- Im only 22. If i get labelled Cranky Old Man, i want the title Dirty Old Man as well. I can leer and make sexual innuendo just as well as the old timers. --The Grimch U! 11:26, 10 September 2007 (BST)
