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Welcome to the archived news. This is to keep the main wiki page nice and tidy, as mess is a horrid thing. If you wish to return to the Upper Left Corner then go ahead. Only members of the ULC may edit this page - any unauthorized edits will be treated as vandalism.

Old News

Last Decade called, it wants it's news back, but we are keeping it right here!

The ULC Is Back In Town

Come join the fun at Fort Creedy! That is, if you can get in. Don't forget, BYOB! S Aline 03:09, 22 August 2013 (BST)

Hey, Bale! (Geddit, geddit?!)


Movin' Like Rush Limbaugh!

The ULC is moving to Curton! Come visit us and raid the jewelry that hasn't already been stolen by the fashionable drag queens of Malton! Chris Masanori 22:34, 6 March 2013 (UTC)

Cancel That Last Order, Shirley

We're BACK!! Grab your party hats and head over to Caiger Mall ULC for the welcome back party going on now! The booze fountain is up and running and we have a new watermelon-flavoured-slip-and-slide-into-the-fountain! xoxo S Aline 20:44, 23 January 2013 (UTC)

Are You There, God? It's Me, Zombie.

We haven't been active in forever and a day, but if you find yourself in desperate need of comedy, you're most likely to find at least one of us in (any) corner of Caiger Mall. BYOB, because we already drank ours! xoxo S Aline 06:52, 22 January 2013 (UTC)

Don't Bail On Bale!

We're partying in Bale ULC like the rock stars we are. (I, personally, have already trashed a certain Arthur Cottle's priceless tea pot collection.) The music is loud, to drown out the complaints of the miserable sods in the LRC. Sooo get your asses up in here! And bring some vodka! And batteries for the boom box & karaoke machine. --S Aline 07:41, 27 December 2009 (UTC)

Movement to Bale

King Keane has returned, and is inviting all members of the ULC to come to Bale Mall before going on a tour of Malton. So far, we have myself, jellyotter, keane, and the staypuft man. Even daddy said he will show up! We need you ULC!! Join ussss...--Ironbaby 19:25, 2 September 2009 (BST)

House Party

As the last news update stated, we're partying like never before in the HQ. When the Mall Tour '09 comes to Pole, we'll be having an event to top all of our past events. From concerts to cabaret - with plenty of grade A booze too - it will all be there. So you'd better be there too, if you have any life (or "unlife"?) left in you. -S Aline 19:13, 10 February 2009 (UTC)


Welcome Home, ULC!

The ULC has found a new HQ: Clapton Stadium. The co-ord's 51,80. You are cordially invited to rock out with your rooster out at our house warming party, which is on now until forever. See you there! -S Aline 05:25, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

A New Day: A New Location, A New IRC Room

The ULC has moved on to Stickling ULC. You know where that is, surely? We have also moved our super official and super califragalistic (and often expealidocious) IRC chat room to the NexusWar server (irc.nexuswar.com) & the room name is the same (#Upper_Left_Corner). -S Aline 17:25, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Crashing A Party, or Making Frenemies By Inviting Ourselves To Another's HQ

Yes, you heard it here and you heard it right! The Upper Left Corner left Nichols Mall a while back, and, in our haste, forgot to update this here page! After wandering the streets, searching for signs of life (more like signs of booze), a representative of the Upper Left Corner stumbled upon a pub in Roachtown with signs of life - and yes, more importantly, plenty of liquor! ULCers are making their way right now, and so should you! The pub is the Novell Arms located at 53,34 in Roachtown - home of our new friends, the Roach Klips! Pack your Twister mat and meet us there! -S Aline 03:10, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

The Great Tea Party, or The Cricket Match That Created The Universe

The Upper Left Cornerists are currently inhabiting and imbibing in the Upper Left Corner of Nichols Mall. Join us for tea, cricket, and the (metaphorical) waterfall of (literal) booze. The co-ords are [58,52]. Don't be a square, see ya there! -S Aline 01:54, 8 October 2008 (BST)

MCM Debauchery, or The St George Hospital Lectures

We are now at the most happening place in malton at the moment, St Georges Hospital, Greentown. There's a continuous pool party, Booze, guest lectures, more booze and biting galore (and thats from the staff). So come along. Join in the fun and show the MCM what we really are about...

newton pippin 13:34, 15 August 2008 (BST)

Fancy Dress Party, Or Party On: The Triquel: Edward James Phillip Southall IV's Revenge... On Sobriety!

Put on your fanciest dress, or silliest costume, and come to Southall ULC ASAP! Tea and crumpets are currently being served. The bar is waiting... for you.

S Aline 06:10, 24 July 2008 (BST)

Party On: The Sequel

We've moved on to a hotter location, complete with a pig roast, quasi-scary Stephen King-esque monster lurking behind the empties (He Who Walks Behind The Rows Of Empty Bottles), and you guessed it - booze! You guessed it... We're at Mitchem ULC! The co-ords are 85, 65. We await your arrival! RSVP not needed.

S Aline 09:37, 15 July 2008 (BST)

Party On

We're rocking out with our cocks out (roosters, you pervert) in the Sticking ULC. Come on down and get down!

S Aline 20:51, 3 July 2008 (BST)

Back To Business

The ULC is currently at Blackmore NT (55,47), where every corner is an upper leftist one! Come one, come all, come to the circus.

S Aline 00:49, 11 May 2008 (BST)

Back To Life, Back To Reality

Ok, not really. We're just back to where we started from: Caiger ULC. Yes, you heard (read) right! CAIGER KEGGER! CAIGER KEGGER! Etc.
Bring a toga.

S Aline 22:52, 5 April 2008 (BST)

Moving On Up

We finally got a piece of the pie that is Sticking ULC (52,23). Come join us... You know you want to!

S Aline 06:56, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Back To The Beginning

Saint Ethel fell hard for the RRF after over two weeks, so the Upper Left Cornerists are flocking to the ULC of Caiger Mall. Come on down!

S Aline 01:18, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Trying on Trenchcoats

Ok, we're not really trenchcoating it up, but we are currently holding down a fort and (from what I've heard) annoying the RRF. We are at St. Ethelbert's Hospital (Roftwood), so come on over with guns, needles, pipes and a sense of humour.

S Aline 20:43, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Product Plug

The Upper Left Corner is pleased to present to you, the loving and adoring public, our newest development in the line of cool: Official Upper Left Corner Play Sets! The release of the play sets coincides nicely with our band becoming famous! Check out ULC Aloud, currently playing on the radio station 26.17 and occasionally on 26.99. You know that you love them already - the divas, the drama, the deliciously sinful lyrics... ULC Aloud.jpg

More information on the play sets, tour dates, etcetera to come! Stay in the know now!

S Aline 07:15, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

It's Been A Long Time

...Since the news has been updated. We're back at Nichols Mall ULC, which is the same location as it was last time. Come join in on the fun before we move again... And bring booze.

S Aline 23:59, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Entertaining The Masses

At Hildebrand ULC (66,55)! When we heard about how many zombies there are to entertain in this area, we came as soon as we could. Why don't you come to? You know you want to!

S Aline 20:32, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

A New Locale

We got a bit bored of the rut we found ourselves in, so we decided to shake things up. Yes, that's right... We've moved once more! Come join us at Nichols Mall ULC (58,52) for drinks, tea, and giraffe paraphernalia.

S Aline 00:57, 28 October 2007 (BST)

On The Move... Again!

Our last party stop was crashed by no good Quaker zombies! They disapproved of our awesome ways, and showed us it rather, erm, violently. Come and join in on the constant party - we're currently at Dowdney Mall ULC!

S Aline 02:21, 28 August 2007 (BST)

On The Move

After the rather quick fall of Caiger again, the ULC has moved back to its other old stomping grounds: Southall ULC. Come and have a drink with the gang! (Bring booze.)

S Aline 04:40, 20 August 2007 (BST)

Back To The Start

The ULC is kicking back where it all started... That's right! We're at the Caigar Mall ULC. The ex-King, Keane, has even made it out of his lavish pyramid retirement to join in on the fun! (He probably ran out of mint cookies and vodka.) So stop on by, and feel free to bring more booze.

S Aline 00:59, 7 July 2007 (BST)

It's a new look...

As you may have noticed the wiki page now looks completely different to what it did previous. I used the same style as the Red Rum page for our very own. I need to work on the page a bit more and also get the other pages the same too but that should happen in the future. You may also find it will be getting some rewording etc, it's all good. Pillsy FT 13:53, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Pages completed so far are....
  • Main
  • Talk
  • History
  • Royal Appointments
  • Events
  • Possessions
  • Jerks
Pillsy FT 08:49, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Back in Business

Yes the ULC is back, after a few months doing other things a few of the ULCers have dragged their sorry corpses to Giddings Mall. After getting revives and clambering over the Shacknews horde to get into the ULC of the mall the ULCers have gathered together for the first time since before Caiger Mall fell. What insanity awaits? Who knows? Pillsy FT 23:33, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Goodbye Queep

Yes one of the original members of the ULC has decided it is time for him to leave UD for good. Queep was the person who actually created this very wiki page which is one of the reasons the group became so popular and people starting coming from all over Malton to see our madness. If you wish to say goodby to Queep then come on down to the ULC forums and post your farewells in this thread.

Goodbye Queep, you'll be missed.

Pillsy FT 12:17, 25 September 2006 (BST)

The Keane Pilgrimage Ends

The ULC pilgrimage came to a fantastic end on the 20th September with a fireworks display outside of Keane Boulevard PD at around 7pm EST. Although there is no screenshot you can imagine what it was like loggin on afterwards. Anyway, the ULC is currently mulling over what to do next. Pillsy FT 11:12, 25 September 2006 (BST)

ULC Keane Pilgimage

There is a pilgrimage going down! ULC members are touring certain areas of Malton in honour of Former King Keane and to spice up things for a while. Want more information? Well go to the TULCK Talk Page. Pillsy 16:06, 24 August 2006 (BST)

  • Currently back at Caiger Mall, the place where the ULC was founded. Come on down if you wanna join the party. Pillsy F! 09:31, 12 September 2006 (BST)

Competitive Urban Deading

Well, to try and spice things up in the Urban Dead world a leaderboard was created to add yourselves too. I've created a list of ULCers who are on the leaderboard and what their positions are, hopefully we can get more on there! Pillsy 21:57, 1 August 2006 (BST)

Update - Just looking and there is now a group leaderboard and the ULC is second on the list! All I can say is BOOYA! Pillsy 16:00, 17 August 2006 (BST)

Extreme Ironing

In the hope that another event may be arranged so I can join in, I have moved the Extreme Ironing to it's own wiki page. The full log is listed from start to finish so get yourself there and enjoy in the glory that was.


Well voting has ended on Technerd and out of the 4 votes we received, 1 was for removing him from the Jerk list and the other 3 were to keep him on so there you have it, he remains on the list. That is all from this breaking news bulletin. Pillsy 08:48, 25 July 2006 (BST)

New Forums

Enemies were spying in the old forums, which lead to our resident duck to make the dreadful decision to shut the forums down. The Man Pillow and I, the Queen, therefore created the new official ULC forums. All ULCers should join stat and join in the fun! S Aline 08:55, 18 July 2006 (BST)


There is a vote going on to see if Technerd can be removed from the Jerk List. All ULCers are asked to vote here.

Bagged a Jerk?

If you kill someone who is on the ULC Most Wanted list then when dont you get yourself to the The Jerk List and add yourself to the bagged list. We can then keep a track of how many times we have killed them. To answer your question, killing their zombies does count. Pillsy 09:03, 13 July 2006 (BST)

  • Has been removed for the time being Pillsy 09:32, 24 July 2006 (BST)

Wiki Page Update

Thanks to Darth Sensitive the wiki is now more organised and neat and so on. All the pages will have Upper Left Corner/Page Name, don't ask me how he done it but it all went swimmingly. Pillsy 12:42, 11 July 2006 (BST)

New King & Queen

Keane has left the throne but Doc Python and S Aline quickly grabbed the royal titles. All hail King Python and Queen Sarah.

Coming Home Caiger

The ULC has moved back to Caiger so it would be nice if all ULC members would come and join us back in our spiritual home. Although I must warn you, someone has contaminated the Whiskey fountain. Pillsy 16:08, 30 June 2006 (BST)

Super Fun Radio Station

The Upper Left Corner has a Super Fun Radio Station! It's not yet operational, but tune in to 26.99 in a few days and just soak up the hilarity! David Suzuki 22:44, 01 June 2006 (GMT)

RFF Strike Force

Last night, an RFF strike force came and partied with members of the ULC in Southall. An epic night was had by all, with much tomfoolery and carousing. Then, in the morning, we served breakfast, and the zombies ate us. Black Scotty 22:56, 25 May 2006 (BST) Good game Breakfast Club, good game.

Southall Mansion

The ULC has moved to the Southall Mansion (East Boundwood/Lamport Hills) because we're classy like that! The coordinates are 49,8/49,9 and 50,8/50,9. Please come. We've got a brandy fountain and a champagne pool. Just bring your swim trunks, your sense of humor, and your sweet still-living self and join the fun!

Eat The Rich

A zombie group known as Eat_The_Rich laid seige to Southall Mansion and, on 28/4/06, cleared the mansion of survivors. This was poorly recieved by the Upper Left members, who view themselves as zombie-friendly good sports. There was some ill feeling that the zombie group did not declare their intent to take the mansion, which would have allowed the ULC to respond with style and flair! Despite this, the ULC awards due credit to the zombies for living the dream in the Upper Left during the attack. The Mansion is recolonised and secure as of 01/05/06.

ULC Motto

Granthart has been trying to create a wonderous new motto for the ULC'ers. In his words: "Hows this for a ULC motto: never have so many done so much for so few while doing nothing for the rest because they were to busy ironing and playing twister while watching giraffe porn and snuggling with thier zombah girlfriends Catchy, isn't it?" To date, the only comment was that it is good to see him alive. Should we place nominations for the ULC motto in the Womblepouch and randomly select one each day? Or should we ask the Zombies to suggest a motto for us? Of course, difficulties may arise in the interpretation of the complex nuances of "Graah Mrh? Harmbargarz".