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You are inside The Trenchcoater Fortress of Doom. In here are: u83r1337d00d (60hp), A navy SEAL (1560hp), Grue (31337 hp), Godzilla (9000 hp), Trenchie (60hp), Z3rg Ru5h3r (Z3rg hp), Trechcoater (60 hp), and God (infinite hp). You feel out of place amongst so many trenchcoaters. The building has been making-entry-suicidal-ly barricaded with barbed wire, cement walls, electric fencing, and bulletproof glass, and let's not forget sentry Zergs. There is a trenchcoater's wet dream of 2,000 n00bish zombies outside. A machine gun is set up here. A trenchie tells you it's a GAU-8 13-barrel Gatling gun. It is operated by a trenchcoater, who is draining 30mm shells into the horde of zombies outside. He isn't making any progress, but he seems to have physical signs of attraction toward the machine gun. Somebody has spraypainted Fort Liberty-Home of the Invincible onto a wall and onto a carboard cutout of Christina Aguilera.

Since your last turn:
  • u83r1337d00d killed a u83rs\/XX0r /\/008.past
  • Grue killed a n00b. (past)
  • God hath smote thy legion of heathen zeds. (past)
  • Godzilla ate somebody. (past)
  • In Soviet Russia, Grue is likely to be eaten by You!(past)
  • A navy SEAL killed a terrorist with his M16A4.(past)
  • 26.70 MHz: "Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend...."(past)
  • Z3rg Ru5h3r Z3rg Rusht a server. It explodes, taking half of Malton with it.(past)
  • A 12-year-old map_haxxt j00. You die.(past)

Due to the sudden inbalance of the delicate network of organs that support your virtual brain to maintain pseudo-consciouness, and your stalwart resistance to not taking the Blue pill but instead consuming the Red one, you were killed by a million Mr.Smiths.

Would you like to: RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT???


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  • uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu83r1333333333333333333333333333333333337!
  • uu83r, duup3r, 1333333333333333333333333333333337!
Here be grues.jpg
Joined: I don't really know, maybe early October '07
Character class: firefighter, turned trenchcoater at around level 3, came out of the darkness at level 12, and was a PKer ever since.
Favorite equipment: ChainsawZ!!!!!! but real ones? Pistol for people, axes for things.
Character profile: Urban Dead profile
Current status: Dead
Character group: none
Character stats: Level 30 Civilian
Journal: Journal for 31337roxxor

Me killing a certain Agent "HUNK"

More me!

Killer.jpg Report Bounty Hunters
Don't let them get away with murder! Register them on the Rogues Gallery.

Puke.jpg << WARNING >>
The following images are graphic
and may be disturbing to some.
Drillinstructor.png Mmm Good - mmm good - mmm good
31337roxxor loves working for Uncle Sam, lets me know just who I am! 1, 2 , 3, 4, United States Colonial Marine Corps! I don't want no teenage dream, I just want my Armat M41A. If I die in the combat zone, revivify me soon and ship me back in!
The Executioners2.jpg An Executioner
Cartman does not Supports The Executioners by putting off a couple shells into every Pker they see!
KOL.jpg KoL
Cartman is an avid player of

Kingdom Of Loathing

Dollars.jpg Capitalism
This User or Group supports the ideals of Capitalism as well as its reintegration into Malton society.
Pimphat.jpg Pimp Hat Or No Revive!
I refuses to inject you with the blue stuff unless you're wearing a magnificent pimp hat.

Delete.png Exams
This user is currently sitting or studying for Exams.
He or she is likely to be unresponsive until further notice.

  • No, exams are OVER right now. Talk to me.
Weapons.JPG Weapon of Choice
This user's weapon of choice is his chainsaw.
This user or group is associated with The PKer Alliance
I alt but I don't zerg!

  • Please don't
KillpatheticBill.gif Hunt him down!
Pathetic Bill must be killed and sent back to hell, where he belongs!
800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png American
This user is American.
Japan flag.gif Japanese
This user is Japanese.
450px-Flag of Russia.png Russian
This user is Russian.
Killer.jpg Player Killer
"One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god."

This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing.

Ppp.jpg Pistol Ninja
This user is a pistol ninja
He shall bring headshots to barhah!.
Pyro.jpg Pyromaniac
31337roxxor is a pyro and proud of it.

Democracy.jpg Democracy
Democracy gives this user a warm, fuzzy feeling inside.
Patton flag.jpg Supporter of Patton Tactics
I hold 'em by the nose and kick 'em in the ass!
Black Beret.jpg Beret
31337rock-Thor wears a beret.
Nogod.jpg Atheist
This user is an atheist.
DontNerf.JPG Don't Nerf Mah PKing!
This user is sick of people trying to nerf PKing.
Liberty Dam.jpg Supporter of Dam Tactics
I stand against.

Firefox.png Firefox User
This user uses Firefox.

What I hate and what I would do about them

Conservapedia+logo.PNG I hate you, Conservapedia
This user thinks that anything that uses WikiMedia to oppose almighty Wikipedia is bad. Conservapedia is "Six times more liberal" than lies. That includes defending George Bush, both of them.
Squad.jpg Firing Squad
This user thinks we should just shoot QStone and get it over with.
Police badge.jpg Excellent Job!
31337roxxor has given QStone a badge for thinking that he(it's always a he) might find it tastes good

After a brief intermission, MORE ME!

Bill&ted05.jpg DUDE! It's a Template!
This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time.
Gun.jpg Trigger Happy
This user has guns. Do not cross them.
  • I'm a moderate
Humanism.png Humanist
This user follows the philosophical school of Humanism.
Crowbar.jpg The Almighty Crowbar
Wooden crates beware, this user has a crowbar.
Smiley.png It's a Joke, OK?
This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
Martini.jpg Sobriety
e-leet-rock-Thor is currently so hopped up on PWNZ0RD vodka, he slurs his name and can fire Specium Beams to make giant monsters explode!
Hoard.jpg HOARD
This user recognizes the difference between a horde and a hoard.
Noob.gif I'm Smarter
This user is smarter than you.
This user is Libertarian.
Giddings Mall Un- Defender
This user is defending Giddings Mall from bounty hunters and clueless people (by killing them). He's pretty much off in a corner doing bloody things.
Morse.jpg Morse Code
- .... .. ... / ..- -. -.. . .- -.. / ..- ... . .-. / ... .--. . .- -.- ... / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
Logansrun.png 31337roxxor is beyond his Lastday
and is seeking sanctuary
Spam1.jpg Spam
MrAushvitz needs to stop before he fills up Peer Rejected Suggestions.
  • I know
Bubble.jpg Zombese
mmzazbz?aa-bzzn,n.nnn,aa-bz?n.z! aaz?z,n.nnzhz?aa-zz-znnzn.z?
ZombieHand.gif Proud To Be Alive
This user is a survivor and proud of it.
Beatbejesus.jpg Beat The Bejesus
This Person or Group Knows That Sometimes You Just Gotta Beat The Bejesus Outta Somethings...
Smiley.jpg Popularity
This user is ranked 1204th on the most-linked to pages list!
This user supports the use of the word "Majuscule" for angering Labine50 even though they don't know what Majuscule means.
Nuke.jpg Just Nuke the Place!
This user thinks the military should drop the bomb on Malton so that the zombies can mutate into something more powerful and finally pose a real threat to survivors. That is, if any of the survivors make it...
NINETHOUSAND.jpg His power level...
Noob.gif STFU N00B
This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob.
Pizza.gif Pizza!
This user loves pizza and eats it every chance they get.
Clonearmy.JPG Legion of Doom
31337roxxor is creating his own Legion of Doom
Manhunt.gif Manhunt
Is here!
Kenny.gif The PKers got Kenny!
Oh my God! You killed Kenny! You bastard!
Mudkipz.jpg mudkipz
so i herd u liek mudkipz?
Mudkips.jpg u herd rite...
dis user leiks mudkips
Macarthur.jpg I shall return!
This user claims to be General MacArthur.
Mnweye.gif Malton's Most Wanted!
The user below is currently #not really wanted on Malton's Most Wanted list, and should be terminated on sight without mercy.
31337roxxor - Human, part-time zombie Player

Wanted for singing "Grilfriend" like Avril Lavigne, singing "Eye of the Tiger", PKing at least 12 people

For these crimes, the penalty is an *gasp* atomic wedgie.

Last seen in Your mom.

Linux.png Linux
Me has and supports Linux.
Penelope.png FIND THE SQUID
This user or group is a supporter of The Search for Penelope.
This user or group supports the Tarzan catchphrase of "AAAAAAAAA!" to piss off 31337roxxor. AAAA AAAAAA AA AAAAA. (Blue screeen of death.)