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Me very own archive for stuff that I like but don't want to shift through the history to find.


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a Chinese Proverb
Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet.


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Description

Target Zombie is a man without a known name. He is tall, 6 ft 1 in. Perhaps at one time in his life he would have been a daunting foe, but long months of torture, the security blanket he carries, starving and general poor living conditions have left him thin and wimpy. To the average onlooker, Target Zombie might look like your common zombies. Blood, dirt and grim. Pale skin, hollow eyes, the stench, are the common stereotypes against zombies. Except that he has numerous rope burns on his wrist, ankles and neck. Hair has been pulled out and closer examination will reveal a burned on smily face on his left buttcheek. The onlooker might even notice how many chemicals are soaked into his shirt. Target Zombie likes to believe that its safe to lick, but he has trouble denying the twelve people the shirt has killed. A more obvious observation is how many bullet holes he's been riddled with (not so unusual). But the most significant feature is the target that has been sprayed on his chest (most bullets have missed the center). Target Zombie has come to the conclusion that not only do his captors have poor aiming skills, but they have also tied him up, perhaps upside down and taken practice shots.

There may be a day when Target Zombie gets his revenge on who may have been his torturers. All he knows is that one day he woke up in Spicer Hills, dead, face down in the middle of a street and with a sore back. From that day he had wandered as far a Gibsonton perhaps further before he finally found a suitable home among the staff at Tikhon Medical in Ruddlebank.

Target Zombie
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Joined: September 29, 2006
Character class: Civilian
Favorite equipment: Security Blanket
Character profile: Urban Dead profile
Current status: Alive
Character group: Tikhon Medical
Character stats: Revives: Many, Kills: Zombies are already dead! Deaths: Pfft
Journal: No journal for Target Zombie

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The "old" Target Zombie.

Target Zombie Today

Nowadays, Target has adopted a new look, still thrust upon him unwillingly. During one of his deep slumbers, someone must have put a straitjacket on him. The morning after would have left the straitjacket unnoticed, until he attempted to pick his nose and was unable to do so. Rather pissed, Target sought out who was closest to him, which happened to be a zombie, intent on a tasty Rendale snack. Lets just say that Target makes a mean zombie stew. Thereafter, Rendale now owes some form of repayment for something that I just made up.

Despite an encumbering straitjacket, Target Zombie has managed to live pretty close to a "normal" life. How a normal life is supposed to be like, Target has no knowledge of. Not that he seems to care though, he enjoys his life as it is, in a hospital with stupid people.


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--  AHLGTG 05:06, 4 June 2007 (BST)

I like to draw things

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Beware! I might draw on your face if your sleeping. I also draw pictures for plans. Yay!


Other Characters

Just one - His name is Smarties. I also have a character on Shartak.



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I flow into the void.
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This user or group supports MHG in their attempt to restore health care in Malton.
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This user is a Doctor and is probably off healing someone.
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This user has guns. Do not cross them.
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This user is a Scientist and is probably off reviving someone.
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This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob.
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This user is Canadian.
Idiot.gif I arz stoopid!!1one!1eleven!
This user is a complete idiot and should not be on the wiki.
w00t!
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This user just doesn't care.



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Shartak

Much like Urban Dead, lovely game. Don't get overwhelmed by the jungle. Questions help. Yes, theres pirates.

Awards

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...from Seventythree, to Target Zombie, for just being so special. And learning to count.


Rats

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JohnRubin has given A Helpful Little Gnome a rat for voting for his ratty suggestion

Quotes

All real.

dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ!
HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS FRIGGIN HUGE!



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Hello, and welcome to my userpage! Everything you see here is stolen from someone; same with basically ever other bit of code on this wiki.

I first stumbled upon this game through good ol' google and picked a zombie as my first character. I had never played a text-based game before, or even a zombie one, so things were rough at the start. Hence I picked "Target Zombie" as my character name because I thought I'd die alot as a result of my newb status. I was right. And I still die alot. I have over 60 deaths, despite how careful I am and regardless of me being a pro-survivor (those poor zombies die too much). I have killed alot too, and also used an excessive amount of AP blabbering to people (and zombies) whilst others go around the place like robots and peeing their pants at the first sight of the dead.


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Specimen: Target Zombie
Creation: September 29th, 2006
Attire: Straitjacket, target spraypainted shirt, blue jeans and high heels.
Current status: Alive
Physical appearance: 6.1ft, cuts, bruises, missing toes. Bloodshot eyes, unkempt facial hair. Very poor hygiene.
Affiliation: Tikhon Medical
Weapon(s) of choice: Hands, boot, shotgun.

Other Characters

Just one - His name is Smarties. I also have a character on Shartak.




Contributions
  • Numerous edits, fixes and member updates to the Tikhon Medical group.
  • Linking, code fixes, spell checks on some suburbs and various pages.
  • Added every single bulletin board to every Suburb that didn't have them (roughly 4/5th).
  • Making direct links to the proper pages, instead of a disambiguation. (Quite tedious).
  • Lots of Welcome Newbie templates!
  • Helping new people, mentoring, pointing out mistakes (and making sure its fixed), etc.
  • Autoblocked or fixed nearly all locations for Ruddlebank, Foulkes Village, Old Arkham, Spicer Hills, Mornington, North Blythville, Lerwill Heights, Brooksville, Danversbank and Fryerbank. Roughly 755 blocks.
  • Incredible amounts of spam that eventually led to the page Assylum.


Things I Deem Important

RiverlogoS.gif Supporter of River Tactics
I flow into the void.
Redcrosssmall.jpg Malton Hospitals Group
This user or group supports MHG in their attempt to restore health care in Malton.
Redcrosssmall.jpg Doctor
This user is a Doctor and is probably off healing someone.
Killer.jpg Player Killer
"One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god."

This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing.

Hat.jpg Honor Among Thieves
This user or group supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy & finds that PKing is more fun when only innocents suffer.


Cemetery stones 2.jpg PK Count
Smarties has PKed 22 people.
Noob.gif STFU N00B
This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob.
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He is conspiring against us.



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So is Vista.





Awards

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Mr nutter.gif - For learning to count and idiocracy.

Cat 2nd place.gif - Really is a first, but 73 was bribed by evil Vista.

Winner.gif - For winning the copycat battle, against the mighty demon monster antelope 73.


Spam

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This user is Canadian.
Idiot.gif I arz stoopid!!1one!1eleven!
This user is a complete idiot and should not be on the wiki.
w00t!
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MACz Rule!
This user loves macs, and thinks that we should nuke microsoft!

Shartak

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Shartak

A game with a big jungle and pirates.

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