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Quotes "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction." "The end excuses any evil." "The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness." "I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room."	Who is behind all this madness you say? Why its the proud Project Evil member: "A heinous blob of a chemical substance that's made up of baby tears, puppy hearts, crucified kittens and the broken dreams of disabled orphan girls who also happen to be on fire." Yes thats who, idiot. I'm that horrible. Gnome Army A plan that envolves creating a gigantic (evil) Gnome army and take over the universe. It is one of my larger plans, so it has its own page here. A quote from a disgruntled Mudkip Officer: "So there we were, backs against a cliff but with the high ground. Half of the 15th Gnome Halberdier Division closing in on us with the entire 17th and 2nd Gunpowder Divisions not far behind... - Full quote at the Battle of New Gnomeroa. Create a gajillionbabilion Grues It's a very evil plan. Many people might will die. Very badly too. And Grues are very hard to kill. Not good for you. A plan more evil than Vista himself Due to the fact that currently nothing is more evil than Vista, this plan shall remain blank until I find I means to write it. Which is quite impossible, so you can tell how much of a pickle I'm in.