User:A mountain lion/Archives
Archived Field Reports: Mountain Lion Activity
All Kill/Maul journal entries prior to 2022.
Kill Log
13 JUNE 2017 - On the steps of St. Benedict Hospital, Pitneybank, TwoGunBob suffered an infectious bite, and met his doom in the maw of the mountain lion, who then consumed him.
8 JUNE 2017 - Foolhardy Diseased Erasmus, who claims not to be a killer, attacked the mountain lion on the streets of Pegton. Fatal mistake, dumbass. The cougar shook off the attack and tracked Erasmus to Hamlen Auto Repair. After making quick work of the pathetic barricades, the lion pounced in to the shop, easily killing the frail Erasmus and feeding off of his corpse. Not much meat there, kitty. Enjoy the infection, Erasmus.
6 JUNE 2017 - After another bizarre extended hibernation, the zombie mountain lion awoke and began to prowl about Malton. He appeared gaunt and hungry so I kept a safe distance and observed him infect and kill Sergeant Slaughter, who made the unsound tactical decision to sleep on the curb outside of Dinham Alley PD in Pegton.
30 DECEMBER 2009 - You've got to hand it to Williamsville and its idiotic "defenders." They are consistent. In typical Williamsville fashion, the laughably self-styled survivalist Survivorman2 decided he would combat-revive the mountain lion... True to his form, the ravenous lion slinked into one of the neighborhood's last standing buildings, The Bullor Arms. Inside, the vicious cat discovered the cowering leader of the Red Guards of Williamsville, a certain fireman22. The cougar made quick work of the self-proclaimed Colonel and commanding officer, slaying him and beginning to ransack the Red Guard HQ. Enjoy the infection, "Colonel" and the ransacked HQ! Be sure to thank Survivorman2 for his role in Williamsville's complete sacking.
20 DECEMBER 2009 - Awakened from a bizarre 15 month hibernation, the zombie mountain lion consumed a weak scientist, BillNye64.
17 SEPTEMBER 2008 - The lion infected and killed a very unintimidating Hellsbeast001.
28 AUGUST 2008 - The generic "survivor" Eddie Edmund is lucky 113... attacked, infected, and eaten by the ravenous mountain lion.
18 AUGUST 2008 - Boojie Basilio made for a quick and easy breakfast... and then Manasthe Clegg provided dinner.
13 AUGUST 2008 - After the morning's rampage, the lion ran across the cowardly commie Ernesto Che Guevara, and killed him.
22 JULY 2008 - Sebastev, outside Marten Bank. An easy one, and merciful.
24 JUNE 2008 - I lost track of the mountain lion for quite a while, but I found him today. Back at his old haunts in Williamsville, he infected and slew Cain Tyler and JJ Faber.
08 MAY 2008 - The front steps of The Jervis Arms are now awash with Chase Williams' infectious blood. The latest victim of the mountain lion.
07 MAY 2008 - The mountain lion supped on some local pinko, heathmaniac2, then proceeded to ruin the rest of the local power station. The funny thing is that some Williamsville groups have recently boasted about bringing the suburb back. There is no evidence to support their assertions, but what else would one expect from Williamsville residents? The dumbest suburb in Malton.
26 FEB 2008 - Shfield Bank's walls are now spattered with the infectious blood of bob bober, courtesy of the very hungry mountain lion.
19 FEB 2008 - Wandering into Spicer Hills, the lion quickly took down Ravn Cairdeas of the P.M.A.C.
17 FEB 2008 - Rickyyy Martinnn, outside The Bullor Arms. Easy kill, but tasty.
07 FEB 2008 - CaIvin MachiaveIIi, outside The Mayer Building - this victim appeared to be a survivor of the sacking of the Missen Building next door. Didn't put up much of a fight.
06 FEB 2008 - Back at his old hunting grounds, the mountain lion found a twitchy survivor, Praia, and gave her more reason to be paranoid. Dropped her outside The Missen Building, Williamsville. The lion seemed pleased to find YouForgotPolandAgain's lifeless body in a rotting pile outside the building, though a bit disappointed that he wasn't the one to get that kill.
31 JAN 2008 - The mountain lion woke up to find the SE corner of the mall in ruins and moved into the SW corner to search for breakfast. Raynath provided!
Late in the evening, the mountain lion walked over to the Morrish Building and killed mrangers2.
17 JAN 2008 - Not having fed in weeks, the mountain lion appear skinny and antsy as he quickly hunted down the injured FreshBlood and Clarence Craddock and quickly took them down. It appears that the cat cannot wait to feast once Giddings Mall is cracked. These were his 98th and 99th kills.
Who will have the honor of being the mountain lion's 100th kill?
1 JAN 2008 - Dr Alascas, meatshield SPC Burlin, and Maximillian Grant. In the infirmary. With the teeth and claws.
31 DEC 2007 - poohby received an unwelcome happy New Year greeting from the mountain lion. It looks like the ball will drop dropped hard on Fort Creedy's gatehouse tonight!
Waking up from his nap, the lion took out an annoying Canadian (Samuel Grace), a retard in a shirt far too big for him (cillinj), and some random loser (Zach Tucker)... for a new record of 4 kills in one day.
29 DEC 2007 - An easy break-in and kill. Beagly Auto Repair, Wok22.
28 DEC 2007 - Lurking through Pegton, the mountain lion has had a string of bad luck finding prey. His luck changed this morning and he attacked, infected, and slew AC Doom. He left a bloody mess in the snowdrifts.
20 DEC 2007 - I blinked and almost missed Mortimer Stone taken down in three quick whacks. Outside Charteris Bank, Whittenside.
18 DEC 2007 - I have never seen the mountain lion in such a violent frenzy. Again knocking down the gates to Fort Perryn, he rushed in and quickly dispatched John Pyre and DougieC with sinister efficiency. Then he proceeded to maul and infect others in the gatehouse.
15 DEC 2007 - Southward into Pennville and into Remfry Bank where the mountain lion joined a group of marauding zombies. He slew Metalfusion.
12 DEC 2007 - The mountain lion woke up, noticed that the SW corner of Blesley Mall was open, strolled in, and took down Soldado brasileiro. Later in the day, he took down Julianna Stevenson, leaving only two people to defend the entire mall. It's a goner. After a nice nap, the cougar woke up late that night and hunted down Xion1187 at The Crump Museum. Goodnight.
3 DEC 2007 - The mountain lion broke into the Dury Museum and took a few bites out of Petoria just for amusement. He left him to bleed for the day and when no local zombies finished off Petoria, the cougar awoke from its nap and finished the job. Adios Petoria!
30 NOV 2007 - The mountain lion wandered into Buttonville and took down Blink Martindale in Club Hunt. The cat then proceeded to ruin the building.
27 NOV 2007 - Waking up to find Buckley Mall already cracked open, the mountain lion strolled in and killed Tal Hawkens, then started attacking everything in site.
17 NOV 2007 - The cougar took out a Jav2, who was hiding in Giverd Drive Fire Station. A psycopathic nerd... the cougar did Malton a favor. After the kill the cat proceeded to ruin the building. Then he urinated all over the place before heading out to attack barricades elsewhere in Kinch Heights. Have fun getting that smell out, folks!
14 NOV 2007 - Seeking amusement, the mountain lion is tagging along with the Second Big Bash and found himself in Dartside's the Barstow Arms. There, he took down Robert Longbough, a member of the local neighbourhood watch with a brutal mauling. Now old Robert is an infected heap behind the bar.
While sleeping outside the pub, the mountain lion was startled when a zombie dragged a half dead yommy out of the Barstow and dropped him square on the big cat's tail. Ouch! Yommy was quickly dispatched and the lion resumed its nap.
12 NOV 2007 - Dr Stevie is now a skinny, infected, bespectacled corpse lying in the filth of Whyppey Place.
11 NOV 2007 - Taking a break from smashing Williamsville's few barricades, the mountain lion pounced upon Harry Bob and delivered a nice, infected death outside Club Margesson.
7 NOV 2007 - The mountain lion attacked Will Freeman at The Missen Building for the second time. This time around, the lion finished the job.
2 NOV 2007 - Christina Araway was the latest victim at Chudley Row Fire Station. Hope she enjoys the infection that came with the slaying. Zombies and local wildlife seem to be streaming into Williamsville. Some competition in the mountain lion's hunting territory, but luckily there's plenty of prey.
1 NOV 2007 - The mountain lion cracked open Chudley Row Fire Station and dragged two victims out to their infected deaths: buffalo28 and Steven Bilyeu. The lion's roar hopefully called the nearby undead to the buffet still inside the building.
26 OCT 2007 - The puma, plump and alive slinked into St. Servatius's Church in Williamsville and pawed RichieBaby to death. Looked to be another tedious bit of cannon fodder placed in Williamsville by the suburb's ineffective "defenders."
24 OCT 2007 - Ripper47, The Mayer Building, Williamsville. The mountain lion found this dying human and quickly dispatched him. Looks like the pathetic defense group for Williamsville, Zombie Juice has been decapitated by the mountain lion. Roar!
23 OCT 2007 - negeshia, Krinks Power Station, Williamsville. This Buddhist took it nice and passive as she succumbed to the mountain lion's attacks. In her next life, she can ponder her infection.
22 OCT 2007 - Kinlaar on Millward Drive, Williamsville. An experienced veteran did not enjoy his newest experience: an slaying courtesy of the mountain lion. Finished off with a nice, infected bite.
12 OCT 2007 - Somewhere in Spicer Hills, the mountain lion stumbled upon a hapless man unhappy with his life and begging to be killed. The mountain lion humbly served Vassili Cain's request.
11 OCT 2007 - The mountain lion killed yet another of Williamsville's tedious single-use meat shields. This time, Patrick Bailey. The defenders of Williamsville who employ such adolescent tactics ought to realize that all they're doing is giving local zombies, murderers, and animals easy practice and skill advancements.
10 OCT 2007 - Matt Nied, Borrer Towers, Williamsville: After taking a long nap, the mountain lion went on the hunt and quickly found an anonymous survivor. Already dying, the victim was not much of a challenge, but a good way for the mountain lion warm up his muscles.
1 OCT 2007 - Edgar Stuart, Woodhouse Grove, Williamsville: Just another Williamsville resident introduced to the mountain lion's stalk, maul, infect, kill modus operandi.
29 SEP 2007 - Lawrence Wells, Buckett Street, Williamsville: the cougar's assault on Williamsville's most vulnerable continues. Dear Lawrence got jumped by a lurking mountain lion on his first day on the streets. Mistake # 1, Lawrence: assuming that a "safe" suburb means you can sleep on the streets. Finished off with a nice, infectious bite. Not a pleasant way to die...
28 SEP 2007 - Lovetheblack, St. Cyprian's Church cemetary, Williamsville: a convenient place to be hunted down, infected, and slain.
27 SEP 2007 - madmonkey94, the Poulter Building, Williamsville: The mountain lion is still finding Williamsville an easy and enjoyable hunting ground. Today's kill was inexperienced and not much sport. Now he's an dead and infected, after being on Malton's streets for less than 24 hours. Lesson 1: if the zombies and murderers don't get you, the wildlife will. Williamsville is wide open, unorganized, and ripe for hunting. The mountain lion expects an influx of wildlife and undead competing for hunting grounds.
26 SEP 2007 - Bluepill, the Bugden Building, Williamsville: Finding a building previously cracked open by another zombie, the undead mountain lion quickly took out this Necrotech employee.
23 SEP 2007 - Inuyasha808, the Forst Building, Williamsville: A drawn-out and painful death for a young victim.
19 SEP 2007 - The mountain lion killed the last customer out of the Howord Arms, the unfortunate butch20, then proceeded to trash and ruin the pub.
18 SEP 2007 - Dr DoughBoy's pudgy corpus breathes no more. The mountain lion infected and slew the good doctor early this morning at the Howord Arms, Williamsville. The pub is a slaughterhouse.
17 SEP 2007 - halfro and Don'tLetThemCatchyou are now corpses lying in the aptly-named the Boddy Building, Williamsville.
16 SEP 2007 - Mister Scientist, the Howord Arms, Williamsville: The scientist learned a lesson that sleeping in an unlocked pub lit up like a Christmas tree isn't the healthiest behavior in Malton. Killed and infected.
11 SEP 2007 - Amfufu, the Luscombe Building, Williamsville: the mountain lion continued to clear the streets of Williamsville, giving this wannabe a nice infected ticket to the dark side.
10 SEP 2007 - Naruto235, Luttrell Towers, Williamsville: A nice Japanese brunch for the mountain lion.
9 SEP 2007 - Doing nothing to erase the stereotype of the dumb Pole, some dumb Polish guy combat revived the mountain lion, who promptly crawled into an adjacent building, jumped out the window, and right into breakfast! Thanks, retard! schrumpelmei and Swalesey fell quickly and have a nice infection to boot.
The residents of Williamsville should thank YouForgotPolandAgain, self-proclaimed protector of Williamsville... their suburb is the puma's new hunting grounds! Thanks to the moron who thinks that combat reviving is a viable tactic. If the mountain lion could laugh, he would!
8 SEP 2007 - Zulu Assault, the carpark next to St. Agatho's Hospital, Kinch Heights: A little meal of dark meat... aren't Zulu warriors supposed to put up more of a fight? You think he'd have had more experience with large predatory felines. The mountain lion hunted, infected, and killed him. Then used the dead warrior's assegai as a toothpick.
Heading west after killing the Zulu, the mountain lion encountered Ernest Bevin and the aptly named a dead one, at the warehouse next to The Lumbard Arms, Dartside. He infected and killed them. Had no other choice.
5 SEP 2007 - Daniel Bull, Tite Way School, Miltown: A twitchy, panicky soldier... musn't have paid attention during basic training. What a panicked wuss. Didn't he know that animals hone in on fear like bees to flowers? The mountain lion quickly dispatched him, putting Private Scaredy-Cat out of his misery.
3 SEP 2007 - tesard, Club Otero, Miltown: Some club type was hanging outside his favorite club bumming some cloves when he got jumped and felled by the mountain lion. Quite a dance he did as the lion crushed his throat and bled him out.
1 SEP 2007 - Randon Cooper, Club Shortt, Pennville: Another lost and inexperienced Maltonian. By the looks of him, somebody recently bounced from the nightclub. A lethal bite to the neck, topped with an infection made it a night he'll remember.
31 AUG 2007 - Two vagrants killed and eaten somewhere in Milltown. They were near death already when the mountain lion found them and finished them off... we forgot to identify the victims, so their names are now lost to the ages.
30 AUG 2007 - Sevar Keyman, The McCullock Building, Miltown: New and unsure of himself. Looks like he got locked outside of an NT facility. Oopsie! Easy kill, an okay breakfast. Enjoy the infection!
Maul Log
23 DECEMBER 2009 - A very exciting time. In a very Williamsville manner, some idiot named nitsuj nospej combat revived the mountain lion, which promptly awoke and entered The Missen Building. After destroying the hapless NT building's generator, the lion attacked and infected Nikki E Watson, Ted Mosley, Arnold Howitzer, Tyler Ransom, TheElim16, LabTech' E Adams, and Jim Opar. All seven of you ought to find nitsuj nospej and thank him for his efforts to harm you and destroy your NT facility! Great job, nitsuj nospej!
13 AUGUST 2008 - The mountain lion has been running around Williamsville like a kid at Christmastime, excitedly taking down barricades, swatting at the fleeing cowards that made Williamsville their home, and ruining buildings. This journalist has been unable to keep up with the cat's furious activity. Today, though, the lion was witness smashing the barricades of Luttrell Towers and delivering nice and infected maulings to the building's ineffective "defenders:" Zeid, doom444, and mattstopable.
22 JULY 2008 - After a combat revive from the Mayer Building's Ripper47, the lion entered that building, destroyed the generator, then mauled Ripper47 and the other building residents: John Jacob Harrison and jasperjp. I'm sure that Harrison and Jasper will be overjoyed at the results of Ripper47's moronic tactics. The whole of Williamsville should also thank Ripper47 for singlehandedly bringing an NT building out of commission!
18 JULY 2008 - Hearing the ruckus as local zombies broke into The Mayer Building, the cougar entered the building and promptly infected the cowering occupants: John Vag, Jasperjp, andres dones, and an animal-hating totalitarian I blew up a possum. Local zombies are coming in to finish the job.
17 JULY 2008 - The cougar broke back into the Missen Building and infected these losers: Experiment Number 3, Blahsablah, and Johnny Caliruso. Later in the day, the infected kgv2dr53 and swatted the rest a few more times. Local zombies and animals have heard the roars and are streaming in for the carnage.
11 JULY 2008 - Another brilliant Williamsville "defender", Loan Wolf, combat revived the mountain lion. The lion then gleefully proceeded into the nearest NT building, mauled the defenders Jazon Ronald and Vikz, and destroyed the generator. All thanks to Loan Wolf.
Williamsville residents ought to thank Loan Wolf for his stupidity that just brought down an NT facility.
14 MAY 2008 - The mountain lion made quick work of McIlhargey Way Railway Station's barricades, the proceeded to attack Beaver25. Once the victim was near death, the lion dragged him outside, roared to let nearby zombies know about a fresh meal, then proceeded to wreck the building. He seems intent to keep Williamsville hurting and in ruins.
9 MAY 2008 - Woofmeow, severely wounded and infected, looked like an easy kill. But he managed to get out from under the mountain lion and run away. The lion chased him across the suburb, swatting him a couple more times, but the prey escaped. Woofmeow: good job, but now the lion knows your scent. He'll make the kill eventually.
5 MAY 2008 - Boojie Basilio should find Mishenka and thank him for combat -reviving the mountain lion... right after Mishenka's act of stupidity, the lion proceeded to enter what appears to be the only barricaded building in Williamsville and safe house for Basilio. Basilio is now lying, barely alive, and infected in the now lightly barricaded Kempster Auto Repair. The local zombies will surely finish off Basilio within an hour or two. Thanks, Mishenka! Please continue to combat revive and ensure that Williamsville remains in the red!
18 MAR 2008 - Patrolling the western reaches of his territory, the mountain lion found an building with its doors open, and debris from its former barricades littering the sidewalk. Upon entering building, the lion quickly bit and infected mattheezy, Horatio Algernon, Shuna Sassi, and Jonathonll7. Jonathonll7, in grand Williamsville style, immediately ran away.
16 MAR 2008 - John Poo, what did you do? Slept out in the open? Now you're half-dead and infected, too.
14 MAR 2008 - Williamsville's dumb residents continue their idiotic behavior: This time, Wiley Cyotee revivified the mountain lion who then easily slipped into The Missen Building where he destroyed the NT facility's generator, then proceeded to maul and infect five humans inside. Tazuk, Dombrovski, luisfe, Manuka, and Iron Colossis... once you get patched up and fix your generator, be sure to hunt down Wiley Cyotee and give him a hearty, "Thank you!"
The idiot Wiley Cyotee really did well for Williamsville's survivors with that combat revive, didn't he?
When will the Williamsville morons ever learn? Probably never, which apparently suits the mountain lion just fine.
21 MAR 2008 - After days of lurking around the beautifully-ruined Williamsville, the mountain lion noticed that The Mayer Building looked like it was re-barricaded. He proceeded to angrily attack the barricades, another zombie finished the job, and the lion entered to maul rubberneck tourist and give him a nice infection. The other invading zombie (or the nine others outside) will probably make quick work of the world unluckiest tourist.
7 MAR 2008 - The idiots continue to deliver. RazorWind (himself a dumb combat reviver), nosaj123, necrochet, and Iron Colossis [SIC] have idiot combat reviver replicante to thank for waking up to a mauling and for their nice festering infections. Thanks, replicante!
5 MAR 2008 - And Williamsville's moronic defenders continue their dumb methods. This time, these seven lucky residents are sitting in their "safehouse" with bites and nice, fresh infections: Kurobi (a dumb combat reviver himself), Eumal (who now scans before reviving since learning his lesson), Will Freeman, Alfred Archer, Barry Rogers, ddeadkoo, and Blaze Fury.
Those seven should find YeTr2 and thank him for his combat revive of the mountain lion. A very effective tactic... but not for survivors! Williamsville holds its title as dumbest suburb.
25 FEB 2008 - Williamsville's idiotic combat revives continue to pay off! This time, the freshly-revived mountain lion snuck into The Missen Building and spread his infection to six lucky residents: the ever-dumb YouForgotPolandAgain, cool breeze, nosaj123, GoldenLegend, Will Freeman, and Experiment Number 3.
These six can thank the moronic leader of a local "defender" group for their infections - Kurobi got you infected. Be sure to give the idiot your thanks. Maybe one day Williamsville's "defenders" will realize that combat-reviving is a counterproductive tactic... but I doubt it. I think I detected the mountain lion smiling as he left the building.
20 FEB 2008 - Breaking down the flimsy barricades at a Williamsville pub, the mountain lion proceeded to infect and maul what appears to be more of Williamsville's typical single-life meatshields: Dorian Faraday, Radio Killer, Merkaba418, and Thred. He softened them up and roared, attracting the mob of zombies standing outside.
14 FEB 2008 - Again, Williamsville's survivors continue to win the dumbest Maltonian awards. This time, Eumal combat revived the mountain lion, who then snuck into the nearest building and mauled the aforementioned Eumal as well as llamar. The rest of the people in the building were all the typical single-life meat shields seen throughout Williamsville. The generator took a nice beating, too. LLamar, please thank Eumal for your infection!
12 FEB 2008 - Williamsville's survivors continue to prove themselves the dumbest folks in Malton. Shield Man is another Williamsville defender that thinks combat reviving is a smart tactic. Is it? The now-lively mountain lion easily snuck into a safehouse and made his way back to Krinks where Shield Man's deed paid off well for his fellow survivors. These three individuals have Shield Man to thank for their mid-morning infectious maulings: Barry Rogers, Vladimir Kosenko, and - oh so sweet a lesson - Alexander Marx.
Yes, Williamsville. Continue to combat revive. The zombies thank you for your sheer stupidity!
11 FEB 2008 - Williamsville hasn't changed much: the streets are filled with single-life human shields set out as bait and the locals still think that combat reviving is a good idea. Alexander Marx appears to share YouForgotPolandAgain's stupid ideas and combat revived the mountain lion. Williamsville residents can thank Alexander Marx for the lion's subsequent actions: entering buildings, bringing down cades, then making his way into Krinks where he mauled the hell out of Marx and his two companions in the station.
31 JAN 2008 - After his breakfast of warm scientist, the mountain lion got in his morning exercise by using a non-descript member of the Creedy Defense Force as a punching bag. SGTFarris was left a bloody mess with several zombies lurching menacingly towards him. The mountain lion, satisfied with the morning's work, groomed and fell asleep.
30 JAN 2008 - Finding the SE corner of Giddings Mall open, the mountain lion jumped into the fray, attacking and severely wounding WMD Inspector, Delilah O'Niel, James Ennis, and nostril. In a hilarious scene, the mountain lion also mauled Redwave, whose poorly constructed spear proved ineffective. Several times, the trenchcoat-wearing Redwave attempted to light his pathetic spear while the lion swatted.
Hopefully, the mall will fall soon. The lion is working up quite an appetite.
11 JAN 2008 - Smelling some prey in Bromley Auto Repair, the mountain lion strode inside. Distracted and disturbed by the smell of gasoline, he destroyed the building's generator, then turned his attention to SGTFarris and RRoman3. Roman bravely turned tail and fled after being bitten and hit a few times with the lion's powerfal claws.
9 JAN 2008 - The mountain lion woke up outside The Morrish Building to find Rexlar. After a few bites and slashes, Rexlar bravely ran away. The lion gave chase, but Rexlar snuck into The MacMillan Hotel. By now worked into a frenzy, the lion took down the very strong barricades. After finding that his prey had moved elsewhere, the lion proceeded to maul everyone left in the pub: UlrikVonBek, Seamus Donnelly, Elvis A Presley, Meth Elvis, and Max Asskicker. They can thank Rexlar for their nasty infections and wounds.
2 JAN 2008 - Stalking its way through The Farmer Building's unsecured doors, the mountain lion set his sights on Crash Test Dummmy, ArmchairGeneral, and Randomzero2, beating the trio to within a few heartbeats away from death. The dummy ran away like a wuss. The other two will not last the next half hour. This particular NT building will crash shortly.
1 JAN 2008 - Taking a bite out of Fort Creedy's defense, the mountain lion mauled and infected 0Barbara0, Declan O'Brian, Cawiha, Brian Griffin III, and Volitile.
31 DEC 2007 - Sandy Burroughs rings in the New Year with a nasty, infected mauling.
30 DEC 2007 - After smashing Fort Creedy's gatehouse open, the mountain lion bit the hell out of several victims, distracting a couple long enough from their barricade duty to allow some more zombies in the building. Junke42, Hut Buttered, hansolo580, Hank Spanker, Green Boy, and Kurson all felt the lion's wrath. The gatehouse might not fall tonight, but by tomorrow the fort will probably be toast.
29 DEC 2007 - After killing wok22, the mountain lion set his sights on lukablight15 and Nikolai7. They were brutalized, infected, and left screaming in the middle of a pack of five zombies as the cougar slinked off to find more meat.
19 DEC 2007 - Making his way into the fort's armoury, the mountain lion attacked Bob Beetlebum, then flung his half-dead body towards the horde still wrecking the gatehouse. Then the cougar went back into the armoury for more mayhem.
18 DEC 2007 - After two quick kills in the Fort Perryn gatehouse, the mountain lion lion turned his savage attention to Beamchris1, Boy Topak, and Kohri101... leaving them with severe lacerations and infections that will surely spell their doom overnight by the hands and claws of surrounding zombies. A bloody mess!
17 DEC 2007 - The mountain lion broke into the Fort Perryn gatehouse early this morning and infected Soldier Just Soldier, Liam Cosgrave, and danielnash11. It is not known at this time if the horde outside the gatehouse will follow the mountain lion into the fort.
15 DEC 2007 - After his kill in Remfry Bank, the mountain lion set his sites on a stiff looking Finn, Paavo Palomies, leaving him bloody and beaten and ripe for the other zombies to finish.
12 DEC 2007 - After his morning kill in Blesley, the mountain lion mauled iainc to within a swat of his life, then dragged his victim out for the rest of the horde to finish.
27 NOV 2007 - After making a nice morning kill, the mountain lion brutalized and infected these unfortunates: The passe grungegrrrl dressed like an idiot with a lumberjack fantasy. The sweet, but now bloody Ailin Zhang who tried to distract the cougar with her tasty bao... sorry, the mountain lion only likes char siu bao. And idiotic wannabe surfer, dudemeister. A mallrat poseur, Daeryon. And Jack Stedham who tried to rebuild the barricades, but just managed to get the cougar's attention and got attacked instead. And those silly barricades taken down in just two swats of the mountain lion's mighty paws! Buckley Mall has fallen.
26 NOV 2007 - This morning, the mountain lion destroyed the barricades at the northeastern section of Buckley Mall. Once in the mall, he spotted Takeshikovacs trying to rebuild the barricades and the lion attacked. Takeshikovacs, with over 100 survivors behind him, ran away after a brief mauling. Didn't even put up a figh, the wimp.
In the early evening, the mountain lion again broke into the mall, mauled, and infected "Bahama Barn," a bead-wearing hippy, before the victim came to his senses and ran away.
22 NOV 2007 - One bit away from death, Fabien Barthez managed to limp away from the attacking mountain lion. Stunned by the victim's strength the lion left The Younghusband Arms and began attacking the barricades at a nearby church.
19 NOV 2007 - The Charbonnier Museum's barricades were torn away by the mountain lion this morning. He proceeded to teach a few members of The Bureau for the Annihilation, Conversion and Habilitation of Zombies a lesson in the power of zombified wildlife. Michelle Chong, Kenny Matthews, Phillip Archer, and Juliana Rider are all wounded, bloodied, and dazed. A veritable buffet for nearby zombies in Kinch Heights.
18 NOV 2007 - Tom 1337 in [[Haine Auto Repair]. The mountain lion slapped him around and called him Sally. And left him a bloody, infected pile ripe for the nearby zeds to pick off.
16 NOV 2007 - The mountain lion took part in the sacking of St. Aloysius's Church, mauling Fae Anderson, Ron De Silva, and Harperus. The cat brutalized these three, but other undead finished off the victims before he could deliver final blows. Still... a good morning's exercise and a nice Kinch Heights welcoming party for big bashers.
14 NOV 2007 - That infection should slow downAkofus, eh?
12 NOV 2007 - Howard Bentley left his post at Krinks and suffered a severe mauling and picked up a nice infection to boot while turning tricks outside the Missen Building.
5 NOV 2007 - Take that, Williamsville! The mountain lion appeared to smile when he witnessed The Big Bash roll through town. The idiot residents of Williamsville with their pathetic meat-shield tactics who loudly claimed to represent proper defensive forces were swept aside in less than two days. Just like loser YouForgotPolandAgain, the very people who claimed they would organize the suburb's defenses all bravely ran away. The puma had fun swatting at the residents running out of the suburb. Seven anonymous locals received a nice puma mauling as a parting gift. So fast and furious we couldn't keep track. Cheers laddies!
2 NOV 2007 - Pure Havoc and Reeviva are two morons that saw nothing wrong with taking a nap at a revive point. The mauling and infections that the mountain lion administered might teach them a lesson. Or not.
7 OCT 2007 - Cracking open Club Kempster's doors like a nut, the mountain lion proceeded to brutalize occupants ResidentEvilHunk and his young partner, Slagheap. With the life draining from their bodies and the infection doing its nasty work, the mountain lion roared to summon nearby wildlife and zombies for an easy meal. This was just a practice hunt.
2 OCT 2007 - The mountain lion hunted down YouForgotPolandAgain, the idiot responsible for Williamsville's current status as mountain lion hunting territory, hiding in the Missen Building. The idiot who thinks that combat-reviving is actually a sound tactic, took a mauling and a nice, infected bite... then bravely ran away. The man who claims that he is "[s]till working tirelessly to get Williamsville up and running," turned tail and ran in the face of the cougar's onslaught... the self-proclaimed defender of Williamsville ran away like a coward and left his fellow Williamsvillians to their fate. The following individuals all owe their brutal maulings and infections to YouForgotPolandAgain:
YouForgotPolandAgain, you escaped this time, but rest assured that you will find no rest in Williamsville. The mountain lion has some friends from his zoo days helping him with your scent trail.
1 OCT 2007 - After a pleasant morning hunt along the leafy lanes of Woodhouse Grove, Williamsville, the mountain lion mauled an illiterate,Cherches R Gay, and left him dying and infected for consumption by a friedly local zombie.
26 SEP 2007 - After slaying a Necrotech scientist in the Bugden Building, Williamsville, the mountain lion turned his attention to Spartan77, leaving him severely wounded and ready for consumption by other zombies... or as a snack for later. The mountain lion still hasn't made up his mind.
18 SEP 2007 - After killing another human hiding in the poorly-secured pub, the mountain lion severely wounded Ghunkinator. With his victim infected and bleeding out, the mountain lion hopes to finish the job soon...
17 SEP 2007 - Checking on the previous day's victims, the mountain lion stopped by the Howord Arms again and found its earlier victims still lying around wounded and apparantly incapacitated. A few new customers came in overnight and didn't bother to even close the pub's doors so the mountain lion savagely mauled them, leaving them with multiple bite wounds and nice infections. momm4 and butch20 might want to find a new suburb.
16 SEP 2007 - William Smith, killernekogeki, and Zimmer Calipa learned a bit about animal biology after the mountain lion walked right in the front door of the Howord Arms, Williamsville, killed another customer and then started mauling these three. The puma left these unfortunates crying and lying in pools of their now-infected blood, desperately trying to irrigate their wounds with last night's gin.
13 SEP 2007 - Ithyphallic, Dibbings Plaza Police Department, Williamsville: a generic survivor mistakenly thought that the front steps of a police department in a "safe" neighborhood were safe. The mountain lion mauled him, left him dying, and handed him over to a few zombies for their breakfast.
7 SEP 2007 - LastDayH, HeresToLife88, lolololeheheh, and Antonio Drumo were standing in line outside of the Blackmore Cinema, West Grayside, waiting for the next showing of "Xombie the Movie." Bad idea, guys! Instead of a matinee, they all got bitten, mauled, and infected!
3 SEP 2007 - Vital Link and Maxx1234101 tried to run, but got mauled in Miltown. Didn't run far or fast enough, jerks. Enjoy the infections.
2 SEP 2007 - supadrai, Sgt Bear, Shamus McHaughtey, andOscar Wallace, were all jumped, bitten, and left behind to ponder their festering, infected bite wounds. Dohoney Grove Police Dept, Fryerbank
1 SEP 2007 - web1, Fryerbank: Oh, you little bastard. The puma took five bites at you, then you bravely ran away. The mountain lion chased you to your warehouse hiding place... outside of which it took a nice chunk out of...
sky pie, a scientist not smart enough to know not to sleep on the streets. Enjoy the infection as you bleed out!
