User:A raptor
z0mg!!!
Welcome to my wiki user page! This is where I OM NOM NOM you.
Here is a recent (possibly fictional) conversation between a raptor (that's me) and a scared harman (that's you). I hope you find it OM NOM NOMifying.
Who are you?
I am a terrifying velociraptor. ROOOOOAARRRR!!!
Why are you "terrifying"?
I used to do what dinosaurs do to survive in the modern age, which is OM NOM NOM poor, unsuspecting harmanz. Now I've been tamed a bit and just eat the zerging alts of that annoying gnome Finis Valorum. If you see me around Santlerville, you're probably safe, unless you're him.
Santlerville, eh? Do you like the Dribbling Beavers?
Yes, I like them very much! I go around eating the Finis alts that look like Beavers along with his other alts. The imposter Beavers are very easy to pick out because they have a capital "i" where a lowercase "L" should be. In most fonts, you can see the difference if you look hard enough, especially at the very bottom of the letter. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some unbelievably hot dino pics to look at... Mmmm....
Thanks for visiting my wiki user page, and OM NOM NOM!
-a raptor
