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Jack Ebbutt

A simple, timid and quiet young man who tends to spend most of time indoors, hiding and writing nonsense submissions for the BBC.[1]

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This user is a Reporter for the British Broadcasting Corporation, and therefore will stop at nothing to bring the story to the people


Top News from the city of Malton
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Column The End Of Forks, From the Other Side, by Jack Ebbutt
Column Santa Shot Down, From the Other Side, by Jack Ebbutt
Column A New Infestation, From the Other Side, by Jack Ebbutt
Column Protesters Protesting, From the Other Side, by Jack Ebbutt
News/Story the testimonial of the last man alive at the fall of fort creedy, Edited by Harvey Levin
News/Interview A short interview with Alpharius of the Gibsonton Nationals, By Les Nessman
News/Story The Day the Love Died...Wedding crashed in Brooke Hills, from the associated press
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TODAY: A WINTER STORM WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR MALTON AND SURROUNDING AREAS. EXPECT HEAVY ACCUMULATIONS OF SNOW THROUGHOUT THE DAY, WITH UP TO 30-35 CM IN SOME AREAS. WHITEOUT CONDITIONS MAY BE POSSIBLE, ESPECIALLY IN THE SUBURBS. VISIBILITY WILL BE LESS THAN A BLOCK IN MOST AREAS DUE TO DRIFTING SNOW. RESIDENTS SHOULD STAY OFF THE ROADS. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL FALL TO -0° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE -8° C.

TOMORROW: A WINTER STORM WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR MALTON AND SURROUNDING AREAS. EXPECT HEAVY ACCUMULATIONS OF SNOW THROUGHOUT THE DAY, WITH UP TO 30-35 CM IN SOME AREAS. WHITEOUT CONDITIONS MAY BE POSSIBLE, ESPECIALLY IN THE SUBURBS. VISIBILITY WILL BE LESS THAN A BLOCK IN MOST AREAS DUE TO DRIFTING SNOW. RESIDENTS SHOULD STAY OFF THE ROADS. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL FALL TO 4° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE -8° C.

REST OF WEEK: A COLD ADVISORY IN EFFECT OVERNIGHT. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL ONLY REACH -1° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE -7° C.

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