User:Agent White

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Survivor of Malton, survivor of the second siege of Caiger, warrior and healer.

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This user is Canadian.

I am a defender of Caiger Mall, and a defender of all those who survive. I've taken Yeandill Towers as a personal pet project, defending and decading it. Remember barricading kills @ Yeandill Towers.

[Excert from the Chronicles of Ones Who Tried: Special Agent Oliver White]

I woke up this morning to gunfire... It's always gunfire... WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS USE THOSE DAMN WEAPONS TO FIX THE PROBLEMS!!

This city is a hellhole these days. Hell, if it wasn't for my buds over at Caiger I wouldn't have even seen the light of day through living eyes.

I remember the old days... before all this started. I was a hotshot teen, just out of highschool, and looking for adventure. I'd lived it up, and was... more than a bit... in trouble with a few groups. So I hopped up and went to join the Marines... and everything spiraled away from there. I was shipped off to Vietnam for the next... well if I was listening to myself I'd say thousand years... there I thought I'd seen death. I'd seen my best friend fall under a misdirected spray of Napalm, I'd seen others die from bullets flying from those you'd never see. And. I'd. killed. civilians...

And so I stopped caring. I moved completely. I married. I had children [At this point the page is smeared by tears] So I got a job at Ackland mall as a security guard. Sounds like a good time. Got to try to make a difference in the world. Got to try to help. I should have known better... I'd settled in the happy town of Malton.

I killed my wife today. She was one of the first zombies taken out in the siege, and she tried to kill me. THE DAMN NECROTECHS JUST INCINERATED HER CORPSE. All I could do was watch and weep, so I did. My children, who were both nearly teens, committed suicide, destroying their brains in order to stop themselves from becoming zombies. I puked coming home. The outbreak wasn't even declared critical yet. So I left it all behind, and started running. Running as fast as I could. Nothing but me, my service revolver, and one clip of ammo. I failed.

I kept fighting back, and I kept dying, and then living again...

Then I made it to Caiger. I'd heard whispers, but I did not realize the true power. It was a stronghold.

I got there during the Second Siege, and I survived it. Hell, I even managed to loot a razor. And I've had a shower, cut hair... I look respectable again...

I am a bitter cold hearted 45 year old 'Nam vet... but I am also the one who will defend Malton to the death.

I go to sleep at night... to the sound of zombie groans... it's worse than the gunfire. [Here ends Agent White's input to the Chronicles of Ones Who Tried]

Who I am Ingame

Agent White
Joined: 2005-12-29 / 20:38:23
Character class: Private
Favorite equipment: Baseball Bat (for the finish)
Character profile: Urban Dead profile
Current status: Alive
Character group: CMS-Meta
Agent Pink
I've made a category for those brave survivors who put "love thy enemy" into practice in these harsh, harsh times. Buddhagazelle 01:13, 9 April 2007 (BST)Buddhagazelle
Joined: 2006-08-20 / 00:32:51
Character class: Fire Fighter
Favorite equipment: Shotgun
Character profile: Urban Dead profile
Current status: Alive
Character group: CMS Bounty Hunter Unit
Joined: 2006-04-07 / 23:05:21
Character class: Corpse
Favorite equipment: Flack Jacket
Character profile: Urban Dead profile
Current status: Dead
Character group: Brahma Zambahz!

Templates, because I can

The Big Dash
Agent White supports the nomadic life of the craziest barricade plan in Malton. Agent White will ride alongside the Ginger Bread Men and make all of Malton safe for humans once again.
Visited Caiger Mall
This user has visited Caiger Mall.
Sgpicon1.gif Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.
Revive.gif Revivification Requests
Undead? Want to breathe again?
Make a Revivification Request!
Trident.jpg Channel 4 News Team Affiliate
This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000.
Extravaganza.jpg Extravaganza!
This group or person is dedicated to making the 3rd of July the most kick-ass night Malton has ever seen.
ASS-logo-draft-1.png ASS' Enemy
Agent White is proudly being targeted for ASSassination, and returning the favour.
Noob.gif STFU N00B
This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob.
Linux.png Linux
Agent White has and supports Linux.
Cmslogo1.jpg Caiger Mall Survivor
This user or group assisted in defending Caiger Mall on one or more occasions.
Earth.jpg Where is Malton?
Agent White thinks that Malton is located in England.
Pwlogo.png Project Welcome Member
This User is a proud member of Project Welcome, and is dedicated to helping new wiki users to become good and productive wiki users.
This user is a Christian.
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This user fought in the 2nd Battle of Blackmore and proudly wears this home made badge on his knee. where he kicked the ever famous dickholeguy in the nuts.. TWICE!