And so, you learn of me, the almighty Aron Jameson Jameston the Eleventh, and my loyal Urban Dead avatar, Doom Tape.
My name is Nathan. I like pie. And zombies. I do not, however, like zombie pie. I do NOT eat at McZeds. I used to have a pet monkey named Jim. He and I would sit and enjoy cups of Earl Grey. Then he died. It was sorta sad.
DOOM TAPE. Ahhh yes, my lovable Urban Dead persona. Well, Doom Tape likes pie too, although he isn't as vocal about it. He is currently stationed at Fort Creedy Armoury. YAY.
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| This user or group supports the vendetta against the stupid suggestions on the Suggestions Page. Everytime one of them is posted we will Spam it into oblivion. Victory will be ours, and with it, Pie!
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| Greedo
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| This user or group supports the theory that Greedo did not shoot first and that there must have been another shooter on the grassy knoll. This shooter was probably a Centaur.
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| ZOMGMINOTAURS
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| This user or group supports the vendetta against the stupid deletions on the Deletions Page. Everytime one of them is posted we will Spam it into oblivion.
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| Pulp Fiction
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| Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
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| This user just doesn't care.
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 | Horse-Drawn Zeppelins FTW!
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| This user believes that horse-drawn zeppelins are awesome and wants to see them fill the skies of Malton.
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| Didn't we make ourselves clear?
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| Remember kids: Fool me once, shame on you... Fool me twice, YOU ARE DEAD
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| Anti-Copyright User
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| This user hates copyrights.
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 | Right to bear arms
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| This user supports the Second Amendment.
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 | RUN!
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| Zombie Ostrichs are out to get us!!
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 | Hamster
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| Hamsters will defeat the zombie menace. All hail our furry Hamster overlord
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| Fire is Pretty
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| This user thinks that fire is pretty.
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| Trigger Happy
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| This user has guns. Do not cross them.
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| Gramear
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| This usar or gruop suport teh use of propper gramer and speling on the Wiki.
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| I'm Smarter
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| This user is smarter than you.
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| Body Count
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| Doom Tape has killed 5 zombies.
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| Kitten Basket
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| This user thinks that putting kittens in the basket is better than gold.
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| Nerf This!
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| This user actually uses the word "nerf" appropriately.
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| Male
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| This user is male.
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| Why are you still reading these?
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| This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.
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| Medic
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| This user is a medic and is probably off healing the troops.
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| Consumer
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| This user is a consumer and is probably off looting a mall.
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| Just Lock the Freaking Doors Already!
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| This user can't figure out why survivors don't just lock their doors to keep out the zombies.
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 | Heavy Lifters, Maybe?
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| This user can't figure out for the life of them how survivors are able to carry around several portable generators at once.
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 | Just Nuke the Place!
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| This user thinks the military should drop the bomb on Malton so that the zombies can mutate into something more powerful and finally pose a real threat to survivors. That is, if any of the survivors make it...
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 | IT NEVER ENDS!
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| This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki.
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| Weapon of Choice
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| This user's weapon of choice is his shotgun.
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| Urban Dead
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| This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
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| Zombie Santa's coming to town!
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| This user is eagerly awaiting the arrival of Zombie Santa on BARHAHmas.
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| Mrh?
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| This user is a Mrh Cow at least some of the time.
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 | What do you mean I can't use an axe?!
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| This user can't understand why zombies are not allowed to use fire axes.
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| "Free" Running?
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| This user believes that Free Running works by jumping from building to building.
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| Curse You Encumbrance!!!
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| This user carries around a lot of crap.
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 | Have a Nice Day!
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| This User has enough happiness to share with everyone.
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| What the Hell is Wrong with you People!?
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| This user thinks that getting revived takes too freakin' long.
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 | Slapnuts
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| This user may or may not refer to someone as "slapnuts".
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 | Beat The Bejesus
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| This Person or Group Knows That Sometimes You Just Gotta Beat The Bejesus Outta Somethings...
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| All Hail Bob
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| Go ahead and worship.
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| Mighty Bullshit Wand
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| This user or group supports the use of the magical bullshit wand to educate users with bad suggestions.
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