User:Axe Hack/Archive 7

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I hope you don't mind, but next time I see you I'm gonna smash your face in with my axe and collect your bounty ;D

tata friendo. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by snoog4 (talkcontribs) at an unknown time.

Go ahead. It's all part of the fun. Come at me with all you got, snoog! :D --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 01:22, 1 January 2012 (UTC)
I'm glad i finally have a friendly rival! anyways! Happy new years mate! also sorry forgot to sign my post, Derp.--Snoog4 02:44, 1 January 2012 (UTC)
Happy new year to you too, mate. :) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 02:51, 1 January 2012 (UTC)
Getting ready for another jump axey!--Like Moss and The Dude..... 11:35, 3 January 2012 (UTC)


I did it again...Stupid HTC EVO... >_< --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 03:55, 7 January 2012 (UTC)

A truce for now

I'm not gonna kill you if i see you, I'm after a certain PKer now, i gotta get him, and get him to back off from slandering me and my group through these impersonations.

Anyways, take care friend! --Snoog4 10:22, 9 January 2012 (UTC)

what the heck?

I went to go get you some FAKs from julie general and you hit me? xD

What was that all about? --Snoog4 04:43, 11 January 2012 (UTC)

Ah, Scratch that, Axe101 is one of Mazu's alts


Wiki code help?

Any thoughts on ways to constrain the width of a column of text without using a table? It'd just do that but there is no way to do a table with a transparent background that I have found. Also, I was just using BR tags but it seems ever browser wants to size my text differently. Might sizing the text by the px and defining the font-family help with that?

Anyway, sorry to slam you with the questions. You are just one of the few people around that I know may be able to help with them. - MeesoSorry 00:42, 25 January 2012 (UTC)

You should be able to do it with a floating div. Want me to have a look at it for you? I'm certainly not Axe Hack, but I have a little experience in things like this.--Shortround 11:09, 25 January 2012 (UTC)
Sure user:MeesoSorry/Sandbox. Thanks for any help you may be able to provide. - MeesoSorry 15:58, 25 January 2012 (UTC)
Beat ya to it Tongue :P ~Vsig.png 16:08, 25 January 2012 (UTC)
I disappear for the night and everyone jumps at the chance to be Axe Hack... <_< --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 16:15, 25 January 2012 (UTC)
Darn you, Vapor! Grr! Argh! *shaking fist* --Shortround 18:26, 25 January 2012 (UTC)
No, no. Darn you both for Recent Changes stalking! Grr! Argh! *shaking fist* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:34, 25 January 2012 (UTC)
This looks like fun, I want in. Grr! Argh! *shaking fist* ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 21:02, 25 January 2012 (UTC)
It looks a bit like a circlejerk TBH. Grr! Argh! *shaking fist* ~Vsig.png 21:34, 25 January 2012 (UTC)
I'm Axe Hack. There can only be one. Grr! Argh! *shaking fist* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:52, 25 January 2012 (UTC)
What does fighting over trying to help someone imply? You are all so very virtuous. Also, I am not-Axe Hack (notice that if you remove the "not", then I indeed become "Axe Hack", so I think I can call myself correctly "Axe Hack"). --  AHLGTG 00:15, 26 January 2012 (UTC)

What a bunch of helpful folks you all proved yourselves to be. Don't fight over little 'ol me. Anyway, Thanks for the help Vapor. It's everything I wanted it to be. - MeesoSorry 21:35, 25 January 2012 (UTC)


You just killed me over in Chudleyton. What you don't realize is that I'm in an internal manhunt competition with the SoC right now and would've been killed by one of my opponents shortly after you guys offed me, since she was the one that dumped my body two hours later. I had stupidly APed in that hospital and had meant to come back 30 minutes later to move, but completely forgot. You guys killing me saved my team from going down another point. I have never been so glad to be PKed in my life, though it would've been nice if you guys had said something witty before you killed me. Aichon 00:21, 26 January 2012 (UTC)

That was you? I thought the name sounded familiar. As for the taunt, well, there was one after you got killed, but only because me and Pup were in a bit of a rush. And now Colette has even more reason to hate me. I'm already at the top of her HAET list. ---Yuki Onna - 01:02, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
Yeah...I'm gathering that based on her reply to the same screenshot. Aichon 04:40, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
Welp. Guess there's no patching things up with her now. I've effectively entered the point of no return with this. ---Yuki Onna - 04:58, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
Well, in that case, let me know if you see her around. We don't have any rules against soliciting outside help for this competition. ;) Aichon 06:00, 26 January 2012 (UTC)

where do i...

ask a Sysop to checkuser and confirm i am not someone else on this wiki?

  • my IP is static, not dynamic, which i've stated before. i have used my phones twice, i think, on the wiki though.
  • i'd like to confirm (to User:boocat) that i am not User:Money-Grubbing Neocon Hack. our rhetoric is vastly different ...i do not want people to think i have a Republican alt. that's more insulting than harrison thinking i'm a woman (my wife). Son of Sin 22:03, 27 January 2012 (UTC)
Generally like this, unfortunately we can't actually confirm that. That being said, there's a very good chance that it's actually his account since the sandbox version of the user's page is older than the user is. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 20:56, 29 January 2012 (UTC)
Not to mention that User:Boocat answered a question addressed to Neocon on User talk:Money-Grubbing Neocon Hack, essentially confirming they are one and the same. I don't see anything on wiki to indicate the Boocat suspects that you are someone other than you claim to be so I'm really not sure why you're concerned. You're just creating uneccessary work for the sysops. ~Vsig.png 21:09, 29 January 2012 (UTC)
Unneccessary work. Why the hell do you think I was ignoring this? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:51, 29 January 2012 (UTC)

fuck all of you then harris this is not a "breakdown" i try to be civil and ask questions and Axe ignores me on purpose minute these sysops say there's not enough work to do i am creating unnecessary work for sysops as if they're busy (on this wiki, not irl/other stuff) ...make up your minds. and boocat called me "Money-Grubbing Neocan Hack" at the end of a sentence, so i thought he/she was implying i was the person behind the name. i am very peaceful until i see disturbing things (Republicans, unjust bans, etc). Son of Sin 00:15, 30 January 2012 (UTC)

i feel the same way about stupid people.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 01:07, 30 January 2012 (bst)
I like how republicans tops your list of disturbing things on the wiki. This may come as a shock, but we don't actually wish for more stuff to do. In an ideal world, there would be very little we're actually needed for. That's not the case though and we find ourselves spending time doing things we really would rather spend elsewhere. So don't feel like your doing us any favors by creating stuff for us Really. We're good. ~Vsig.png 01:32, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
and they say Black people are fat & lazy ...smh ...harrison = fat, vapor = lazy Son of Sin 08:19, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
don't forget stupid. that's the best you can come up with? yup, you are pathetic. really? you need to play the race card? no one even cared till you brought it up. that's it keep revealing more personal information about yourself on a public gamer wiki. you're wife and child should be ashamed at how stupid you are. i now actually feel bad for them. -- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 11:50, 30 January 2012 (bst)

Hey, it's this guy!

Long time no see. What's happenin'?--Labine50 MEMS | MHG 21:49, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

Nothing much. You enjoying the cold streets of Malton? :P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:39, 4 February 2012 (UTC)
Better than I'm enjoying the cold streets of Canada, if you can believe it.--Labine50 MEMS | MHG 01:09, 4 February 2012 (UTC)


I noticed you deleted my post from the Cobra page. I didn't realize the discussion page was off limits too. However, players in the game are claiming the group tag and status. Does that still not make the page at least active in the discussion page? If you still say no that's fine. But Sexualharrison still deserved to be insulted. -Duke cage 04:52, 20 February 2012 (UTC)

I moved your post over to Talk:Cobra (group). Check Recent Changes more thoroughly next time, you zerg. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 05:30, 20 February 2012 (UTC)
you call that an insult? pathetic.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 15:02, 20 February 2012 (bst)

RE: Piñatas

Then they should take off the other personal information such as clan information for Red Rum, etc. I am not bragging. I am stating fact. --Krazyxman 10:21, 24 February 2012 (UTC)


It is not speculation since I have the screenshots to prove it. If I said I have my ACTUAL number which is over 50 and displayed next to my PROVEN number, then it would be speculation. IF another player with more PROVEN pinatas chose to show me their proof, I would take mine down easily. I am being honest even about my 50+ pinatas, but because of people like you who doubt me I show the proven number only. --Krazyxman 19:56, 24 February 2012 (UTC)

Also, Show me how it is any different than the Red Rum statistic shown on the same page which is just as much speculation. If you want to take BOTH statistics down, THEN maybe I would agree with you, but you can not have personal clan facts displayed and not personal user facts displayed that are also pertaining to the topic. --Krazyxman 20:00, 24 February 2012 (UTC)

Inactive Groups/Request Clean Up

I have been at Greenland Police Department and Gelasius General Hospital, I have went onto DK13's talk page and website, and it appears there has been no activity since mid-2011. I do believe it was already confirmed on the Malton Hospital Group's talk page, they were inactive. I request to clean up these pages (Or I will do it, it's fine), and claim them for my group, Malton Safe Zone Security (It is around 1:00 AM at my time (EST)). I have been in both buildings for more than a couple days now, as I am the only one there. --Jerrack 05:46, 27 February 2012 (UTC)

We were last "asked" as part of "approved" census, as opposed to an individual (jerrack?) if we were still active at - 12:24, 22 January 2011 (UTC) - as a part of the GSGM2011.

We were officially approved active by a member of the GSGM2011 at - 09:09, 7 February 2011 (UTC) ***Though worth noting is that we have been active every day since the exact game began way back in 2005 (Was it that long ago?) and this is the first year to my knowledge in which ANY official party has ever asked! Nothing from 2010 or any other previous years immediately springs to mind.

I presume from this (see above) that no one has bothered to officially confirm anything so far in 2012!?! However, just to clarify (again!) we are indeed active ... and when we cease to be so, we fully intend to inform the community at large. Thank you. --T13 20:45, 7 March 2012 (UTC)

GSGM2012 never began yet. Your removal was due to the efforts of an individual who had wished to claim your buildings, not the result of a wiki cleanup. If you have anything to say, the wiki staff is not, I repeat, is not responsible for the removal of your group, as we never began 2012 cleanup. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:11, 7 March 2012 (UTC)

Image + Link?

What's the code to put a link in an image? I'm trying to put it into my Signature, but as you can see it doesn't work... --Jerrack [[image:MSZSButton.png]] 07:54, 27 February 2012 (UTC)

you need to check the "treat signature as wikitext" box in my preferences.--Shortround }.{ My Contributions 10:14, 27 February 2012 (UTC)
This is the code I use, and the image is huge, and also does't link to the page I want it to 20xp|Link:|Malton Safe Zone (Don't know how to the the brackets, but that is everything inside the brackets)Security
--Jerrack 14:58, 27 February 2012 (UTC)
Also needs to be an actual link to an image in the wiki syntax. [[File:MSZSButton.png|90px|link=Malton_Safe_Zone_Security|Malton Safe Zone (Don't know how to the the brackets, but that is everything inside the brackets)Security]] Should work for what you want it to with the exception that it's probably too big for the signature rules and any smaller and it becomes illegible. You're probably better off just using a text link.--Karekmaps 2.0?! 15:54, 27 February 2012 (UTC)
Thank you very much Karek
--Jerrack Malton Safe Zone Security 18:59, 27 February 2012 (UTC)


Burp.--Shortround }.{ My Contributions 09:10, 3 March 2012 (UTC)

You can not be more wrong. :P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 14:15, 3 March 2012 (UTC)
<:( --Shortround }.{ My Contributions 16:00, 3 March 2012 (UTC)

Axe Hack vs Krazyxman

It's been nine days since I offered to arbitrate. Did you decide what you want to do? ~Vsig.png 05:30, 4 March 2012 (UTC)

I'm absolutely fine with having you or Ross solo this one, but with Krazyxman running AWOL, it's gonna be impossible to decide whether we should continue the case or not. It seems good and all that he has gone AWOL and hasn't edit the page and all, but what if he returns? Then we'd have to start this case all over again. And chances are, he'd probably run off before agreeing on an arbitrator again. Honestly, it's been rather quiet, and I think we should close the case for now, and if Krazy starts again, we'll re-open the case, informing him that if he runs AWOL again, he will be represented. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 07:25, 4 March 2012 (UTC)
That's fine either way. We can move forward with a representative if he isn't around any more to choose an arbitrator. He's presented enough of his case that it shouldn't be too difficult to represent him. In fact that's what I'll do rather than offer to arbitrate. ~Vsig.png 14:46, 4 March 2012 (UTC)


Thanks for the cookies~! *leaves Axe Hack some pie* Miejoe 17:10, 8 March 2012 (UTC)

Yay! Pie! \o/ Om nom nom. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 17:11, 8 March 2012 (UTC)

To the best kidnapper EVER

Are you trying to fatten me up with all those cookies, Mr. PKer? :P I thought cannibalism was more of a Death Cultist thing!

You're welcome! Miejoe 17:29, 9 March 2012 (UTC)

Hmmmmm...Maybe. All my current active alts (except that top secret one), are Death Cultists. xD --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 17:31, 9 March 2012 (UTC)
Well... I hope I'm not on the menu, then! >.< I'm more useful when I'm whole! Really. :P So what are we naming the puppy? Miejoe 17:36, 9 March 2012 (UTC)
How about...Squishy Pup? ;D --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 17:39, 9 March 2012 (UTC)
It's perfect! Miejoe 21:24, 9 March 2012 (UTC)

Interesting Proposition

I'll pass it along to the decision makers, since I'm not the one calling the shots these days. PM me on the forum and we can probably get you set up with access to a private board as a (hostile-ish?) ambassador where we can discuss it in more depth. Aichon 01:28, 15 March 2012 (UTC)

This Should Be Important...

Just thought I should note, on M.S.Z.S.'s discussion page I have noted claims and agressiveness DK13 has showed me, that you can't know about because you need an account on their forum. But they aren't friendly people as they like to speak in their discussion page. I do hope you enjoy taking a read at it, as I did take some time to type it up with all of it's facts. So it's there if you would like to read it.


--Jerrack Malton Safe Zone Security 12:48, 21 March 2012 (UTC)

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