User:Axe Hack/Brawl in a Bar

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Brawl in a Bar is an event in which two players battle it out in a bar in real time combat using only their fists and bottles of beer and wine. Other players will place bets on which one of the two players fighting it out will win.

Location

The brawl will take place in one of the many bars located throughout Malton.

Date

Each brawl will begin at a set time and date, as agreed upon by both brawlers, and will continue at approximately the same time on every following day, until a winner is decided.

The Rules

  1. Both brawlers are not allowed to leave the designated bar.
  2. No zerging.
  3. The only valid weapons are your fists and bottles of beer and wine.
  4. The first person who dies loses, irregardless if it was their opponent that killed them or someone not involved in the brawl.
  5. Betters are not allowed to interfere with the brawl.
  6. Brawlers are only allowed to attack each other each day within the agreed upon time (ie: 00:00 to 01:00 UTC)
  7. Betting Tables will be closed one hour before the brawl begins.

Players not in accordance with the rules will be disqualified.

Sign Ups

If you would like to brawl, please post on the talk page.

The Brawls

Round One - Axe Hack vs Zensaga

Location

the Denney Arms, Danversbank (79, 93)

Time/Date

Starting Date

November 25th, 2010

Fight Time

01:00 - 02:00 UTC

The Betting Tables

The betting tables for round one are now closed.

Place your bets underneath the name of the brawler you think will win. Please place your bets in this format:

# Comments Optional --Signature
Axe Hack
  1. It's the eye of the tiiiiiger, dum dum dum, Risin' up to the challenge of our rivaaaaaal, tum tum tum, the eye of the tiiiiiger! --Obi + Talk!|TZH|MDK 21:43, 11 November 2010 (UTC)
  2. Interviewer: What's your prediction for the fight?
    Axe Hack: My prediction?
    Interviewer: Yes, your prediction.
    [ Axe looks into camera ]
    Axe Hack: Pain!
    --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 19:34, 16 November 2010 (UTC)
  3. Only because his opponent is holding a picture of him and probably yelling, "FFFFFUCK DA WIFE!" ("One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" reference)--keepster33 14:22, 18 November 2010 (UTC)
    Anyone in this fight who has spelled their name in Unown has my bet. Last I checked, that was Axe Hack. --Argo 02:08, 26 November 2010 (UTC)
    Bet after deadline struck. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 20:47, 29 November 2010 (UTC)
Zensaga
  1. Vacant, blank expression providing insight into the terrifying darkness of the human soul: Check. Willingness to be ok with premeditated murder: Check. Not Axe Hack. Check. My kind of hungry fighter. -MHSstaff 00:50, 9 November 2010 (UTC)
  2. Axe Hack is a horrible brawler -- LEMON #1 12:23, 11 November 2010 (UTC)

The Victor Is...

...Axe Hack by an indirect victory!

Winning betters will receive a prize for correctly betting on Axe Hack. Please head to the talk page to claim your prize.


Round Two - Preston BongArms vs Mike LeGrande

Location

the Heginbothom Arms, Paynterton (94, 38)

Time/Date

Start Date
Monday, November 29th.

Fight Time
05:00 - 06:00 (UTC)

The Betting Tables

The betting tables for round two are now closed.

Place your bets underneath the name of the brawler you think will win. Please place your bets in this format:

# Comments Optional --Signature
Preston BongArms
  1. Don't bring fists to a bong-arm fight. -MHSstaff 18:38, 26 November 2010 (UTC)
  2. I'm all in on the newbie character. *pushes a pile of chips forward* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 01:36, 29 November 2010 (UTC)
Mike LeGrande

This is retarded --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 21:05, 29 November 2010 (UTC)

Bet placed after deadline struck. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 22:16, 29 November 2010 (UTC)

The Victor Is...

...Preston BongArms by disqualification!

Winning betters will receive a prize for correctly betting on Preston BongArms. Please head to the talk page to claim your prize.


Round Three - Alex Koponen vs ObiCop

Location

The Elsbury Arms, Crowbank (77, 62)

Time/Date

Starting Date

November 28th, 2010

Fight Time

17:00-18:00 (UTC)

The Betting Tables

The betting tables for round three are now closed.

Place your bets underneath the name of the brawler you think will win. Please place your bets in this format:

# Comments Optional --Signature
Alex Koponen
  1. I hear this guy is unstoppable. --Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 19:00, 25 November 2010 (UTC)
    Hey man, you can't place a bet on yourself! I had templates planned for people who correctly place a bet on the winner! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 19:02, 25 November 2010 (UTC)
    If Alex wants his life insurance settlement to go to his neighborhood bookie rather than his grieving family, who are we to hold that against him? Give a doomed man his last wish. -MHSstaff 18:50, 26 November 2010 (UTC)
  2. Betting against the odds. I predict Alex will tap into some unknown cache of luck/karma and the RNG will favor him. ~Vsig.png 23:51, 26 November 2010 (UTC)
ObiCop
  1. Just because I'm hosting this doesn't mean I can't place a bet. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 17:57, 25 November 2010 (UTC)
  2. If he dies, he dies. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 18:28, 25 November 2010 (UTC)
  3. Meet the cop...that can't be stopped. -MHSstaff 17:56, 26 November 2010 (UTC)
    Based on the fact that I keep forgetting to log on between 5 and 6.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 22:03, 29 November 2010 (UTC)
    Bet placed after deadline struck. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 22:09, 29 November 2010 (UTC)
    This looks like a sign of surrender. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 22:07, 29 November 2010 (UTC)
    It's not surrender and I reckon I have enough bottles that if I did log on in the time scale I could equalise things, but I keep forgetting. And I won't be at home tomorrow during the play time, so if I'm still alive on Thursday I'll try to defy the odds.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 22:09, 29 November 2010 (UTC)

Round Four - ???? vs ????

Location

TBA

Time/Date

TBA

The Betting Tables

The betting tables for round four are not yet open. Please check again in the future.

Place your bets underneath the name of the brawler you think will win. Please place your bets in this format:

# Comments Optional --Signature
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