User:Axe Hack/Plans

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The idea of this page stolen from here.

This page of evil plans belong to Project Evil member: The one who commands the world's indestructible Mudkip Army. Everything you see here is highly classified. Nobody will know about this except you, and anybody else that reads this. Most of the secret stuff, however, will be in Morse Code, for you to decipher. Hopefully you won't be able to, and if you do...Well. Let's just say it won't be pretty.

The Evil Army

You can find a list of my units here.

Evil Plans

Since this part is so evil, and confidential, everything here will be written in Morse Code. If you decipher it, I will know.

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Secret Weapons

This section keeps a list of all the secret weapons. Some information about the secret weapons are too secret, they have to be written in Morse Code. If you decipher it, I will know.

  • Alternate Dimension Machine (This machine will be able to send anything to an alternate dimension.)
  • Time Machine (If anything was to go wrong, this machine can take the user back into the past, allowing him to change the future.)
  • The Black Materia (Only Sephiroth may be able to use this. By using this, a Weapon will appear to destroy the enemy's capital city. A meteor able to wipe out everything will also appear. This meteor will impact the planet in one hour after the black materia is used, destroying the planet at impact. - .... . / --- -. .-.. -.-- / .-- .- -.-- / - --- / .--. .-. --- - . -.-. - / - .... . / .--. .-.. .- -. . - / .. ... / .. ..-. / - .... . / .-- .... .. - . / -- .- - . .-. .. .- --..-- / .... --- .-.. -.-- --..-- / .. ... / ..- ... . -.. .-.-.- / .. ..-. / .. - / .. ... / - --- --- / .-.. .- - . --..-- / - .... . / .--. .-.. .- -. . - / -- ..- ... - / .-. . .-.. . .- ... . / - .... . / .-.. .. ..-. . ... - .-. . .- -- / .. -. / - .. -- . .-.-.- / .... --- .-- . ...- . .-. --..-- / .. ..-. / - .... . / .--. .-.. .- -. . - / .-. . .-.. . .- ... . ... / - .... . / .-.. .. ..-. . ... - .-. . .- -- --..-- / .- .-.. .-.. / - .... . / ..-. .. --. .... - .. -. --. --..-- / - .... . / --. .-. . . -.. / .- -. -.. / ... .- -.. -. . ... ... --..-- / . ...- . .-. -.-- - .... .. -. --. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -... . / .-- .- ... .... . -.. / .- .-- .- -.-- .-.-.-
  • Satellite Weapon (This weapon is located in space. It fires a gigantic laser beam at a position, destroying everything in that area immediately.)

Current Projects

This section lists all the current projects that will make my Mudkip Army even stronger.

  • Codename You Can't See Me! (This project has yet to produce a working invisiblity suit.)
  • Codename Fly High (This project has created a few prototype jet packs. However, every experiment resulted in Mudkip causualties. It seems we have trouble making a jet pack that doesn't run out of power very fast...)
  • Codename Fire Sale (A three step project. Step 1: Disable all traffic and transportation hubs/system. Step 2: Disrupt financial sectors and telecommunications. Step 3: Disable water/electric utilities, nuclear systems, and anything else tied into computers. This project would cripple and/or destroy the infrastructure of any one government. It get it's name from the term "everything must go". However, this project is rather dangerous to attempt as certain steps have to be done manually, and that means a high chance of getting caught.) Project Sucessful!
  • Codename Evil Genius (Evil Genius is a PS2 game which was cancelled. It's a pity because the previews seem to indicate it was going to be a game of the year! But, the company only wants you to think it's cancelled. The real reason is because I have stolen every copy of Evil Genius a few months before it's release date! Now no one will be able to play this super-awesome-special game!) Project Successful!

A warning for the readers

Now that you have read this page, you must be eliminated. If you just skipped to this part, oh well. Tough luck for you. You'll be eliminated anyway. As of now, I have locked in on your location and will now press the fire button on my satellite weapon. Goodbye.

*Beep beep beep....BOOM!*

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