User:Bake Hayes

Personal Info

Office of the Potsmaster General

Level 35 Military (Scout). My UD profile. I also keep a blog of my travels and serve as Potsmaster General for the Malton Postal Service. I have been dead six times: just another day's work for a dedicated mailman.

Current Whereabouts

Ridleybank, that's right, Ridleybank. It's all part of a Cunning Plan to defy and irritate the RRF.

Past Exploits

• October 6, 2006: Revived by unaffiliated goodguy Joseph Tully.
• October 5, 2006: Killed in Ridleybank by The Rogue Lion and Omar Suarez. Avenged myself on Suarez.
• September 10, 2006: Killed in Ridleybank by Gomorrah and TerraMcBassman. Revived with startling efficiency by Tamjin of Ackland Mall Security (currently on sabbatical with the Blackmore Bastard Brigade).
• August 22, 2006: Arrived in Ridleybank to join the C4NT and others in squatting in the heart of the Great Zombie Homeland.
• August 17, 2006: Returned to the Regional Mail Processing Center after a very satisfying tour of duty in the southwest.
• August 4, 2006: Made MPS's first successful First Class Mail delivery: from WolfWhoSings to baklajanets.
• August 2, 2006: Revived by Dr. Dunlap of the Lockettside Boys.
• July 31, 2006: Killed in Lockettside by Guy Stu and another zombie.
• July 20, 2006: Migrated to Southwest Malton to make deliveries and assist with post-Big Bash reconstruction.
• July 17, 2006: Revived by the excellent Yagoton Revivification Clinic.
• July 16, 2006: Died in Shearbank. Committed first ZK.
• July 9, 2006: Revived by a Quingawaga2 of Roach Klips.
• July 7, 2006: Died while on delivery run to West Malton.
• June 25, 2006: Exploratory mission to Huntley Heights/Randallbank.
• June 16, 2006: Moved to Santlerville to man the Regional Mail Processing Center for NE Malton.
• June 13, 2006: Established the Malton Postal Service.
• May-June 2006: Participated in the successful siege defense of Giddings Mall (Pitneybank). Died a surprising zero times.
• April-May 2006: Worked extensively with the Cornelius General Hospital (Spracklingbank) staff to patrol and maintain the Craske Triangle. Died once due to overbarricading, revived by Gimbatul of the Czech Survivor Squad.
• April 14, 2006: Joined game.

Contacts

I've got a mobile phone, and I know how to use it! Exchange profile IDs with me, so we can talk in-game. I also like to be able to identify friends (and enemies), even when they are dead.

Friends

Players whom I would trust with my life:

• einexile
• Kiriwiki
• Jenny D'Arc
• elphin
• Lazaren

Debts of Honor

People and organizations who've done me a good turn:

• Joseph Tully
• Samoc Farr of The Wraiths
• Amanda Vanhoozier of The Council
• Tamjin of Ackland Mall Secuirty
• John Killmore
• Wahya
• Ricohard
• Dr Dunlap of the Lockettside Boys
• Joe Snell
• Lyonesse of the Yagoton Revivification Clinic
• Quingawaga2 of ROACH Klips
• Gimbatul of Czech Survivor Squad
• Patrick Hammond
• MrCrane
• Beefbuckethead

I'm a Fan

Folks I just like:

• Ron Burgundy -- Classy!
• The Surrealists
• Craske Building International Playboys -- entertained me in Alner Mansion
• W.A.S.T.E. -- still waiting for the broadcasts

Memberships & Endorsements

	MPS Delivers!
	Proud Employee of the Malton Postal Service

	Blackmore Bastard
	This user or group proudly wears the badge of the Blackmore Bastard Brigade. 8/18/06 - 10/13/06, 11/5/06 -

	Fair Tactics Player
	This user has signed the Coalition for Fair Tactics Player Pledge.