User:Balcony Jedi

Moses? I amn't.

Balcony Jedi^UD-Profile is the proud co-leader of The Electric Light Torchestra, currently playing e-bass, generators and fuelcans.
Carries with him a shitload of small Mogwai-stickers he plasters all over the suburb.
Dressed in a yellow shirt, black coat and black pants. Noticed the hat?
Has very pale hands.
Spent all his xp on useful skills instead of on Photoshop skills.
Wonders why jumping from a tall building turns people into zombies without actual zombie-contact.
Doesn't support the use of the word "cocksure".

	200L fuel can
	This user, Balcony Jedi, only uses "ELT 200L fuel cans". Carry more, search less.

	ELT gangsta chain
	Balcony Jedi not so proudly wears the "ELT gangsta gold chain". Respect: fo shizzle!

	ELT zombie bomb
	Beware, zombie hordes! Balcony Jedi uses the "ELT zombie light bomb".

	Dulston Alliance (Allied)
	Balcony Jedi is a staunch supporter of the Dulston Alliance.

	*IT NEVER* ENDS!**
	This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki.

	NO TEMPLATES!
	This User does not use templates. Ever.