User:BarackAttack
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An imposing man stands before you. He is composed entirely of katanas, crucifixes, and desert eagles orbiting a floating, neatly folded tattered black trenchcoat. His pale green eyes regard you coolly. Despite your fear, you cannot help but admire his comely features. You begin to understand why so many women find him irresistible.
"You maul Barack Hussein Osama for 2 damage. They die."
Destiny fulfilled.
