 | The Will to Awesome Award
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| Bob Hammero is a bridge and not a goal. Bob Hammero is a rope over an abyss. Bob Hammero is totally awesome. Bestowed by Zaruthustra for the outstanding achievement of for keeping the wiki running, no matter how many sock puppets need to be stomped in the process.
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| Your words here!
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| I think I gave some people the wrong impression. I'm not leaving the game or the wiki, I'm just going to be a bit busier with other things, so I'll be somewhat less active. But I'll still be here. Got it?
The thing is, I still love the idea of people writing whatever they want on my user page. So I'm going to let that continue. The part below the line in this box? That's for you to edit, folks! Really. Go nuts.
- Bob, your skulls remind me of the Killing Fields of Cambodia. Please remember - genocide may sound like fun, but there's a real risk of hurting people involved. --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 08:54, 3 August 2006 (BST)
- Weigh me the fire, or canst thou find, a way to measure out the wind? PadreRomero 23:19, 24 August 2006 (BST)
- Come backkkkkkk :'(... --Captain Morgan 08:43, 30 September 2006 (BST)
- I nominated Bob for Bureaucrat, and then he left. What a sham!--Gage 02:16, 31 October 2006 (UTC)
- Bob Hammero, you must be a commonly revered figure. (I also quite like your "I didn't give you the right to break my page" statement.) Feel free to laugh in the face of Zombie Hordes, and then to do whatever you wish. (Well, feel freer than before, at any rate.)--Leon Argos 01:21, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
- We need more people like you. So come back now, ok? Hurrr, sometimes some of the denizens on this wiki... frustrate me! --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 11:44, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
- You know, we could use you for Bureaucrat right now - Xoid's pretty much gone. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 12:34, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
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| In the game
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| Bob Hammero is this maxed-out fellow who enjoys PKing, GKing, RKing, overbarricading, deceptively spraypainting, and pretty much every sort of griefer activity. Interestingly, Bob rarely, if ever, kills zombies.
Bob is the co-leader and cofounder of the incredibly awesome group Assault on Stupid Survivors, where he is also the General of Warfare and Minister of Propaganda and Public Relations. He and Jimbo Bob lead their band of brave soldiers in the fight against the rampant stupidity in Malton.
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| On the wiki
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| Bob is this guy on the wiki who does stuff. He's also a moderator. Basically, Bob has spent way too much time working on different things.
Bob is a member of lots of different projects, the author of a shitload of different templates, responsible for more than one policy alteration, an active participant on most of the voting pages, and the guy who has fixed up too many pages to mention. If you want to hear more of Bob's horn-blowing, you can do so here.
Bob also talks about himself in the third person on his user page.
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| Grumpy old fogey
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| Bob is a grumpy old fogey. It is his opinion that Urban Dead has gone far beyond "boring" and "tired," and that it can probably only be fixed by completely rewriting most of it, wiping all of the current characters, and starting anew.
Bob also happens to think that the wiki is, quite frankly, boring and disappointing. This is caused in large part by inept management, vague and inconsistent rules, unenthusiastic contributers, hostile users, and other bitter, apathetic moderators such as himself.
As a consequence of all of this, Bob enjoys playing NexusWar much more than Urban Dead these days.
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| Wiki extensions
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| Bob wishes that the following extensions were installed on the wiki (bold ones would be really great):
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| Page layout
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| Bob stole his page layout from Brizth, Cyberbob240, and Xoid, who stole it from Mia Kristos, who stole it from the Wikipedia, who stole it from who-knows-where. Since then, Matthewfarenheit, Rayvern, Darth Sensitive, Gage, Max Grivas, Jimbo Bob, Niilomaan, Kiki Lottaboobs, MrAushvitz, and Paradox244 have stolen Bob's layout. Bob is in the process of making his layout so convoluted and complicated that it would be impossible to steal, primarily by stealing more from the Wikipedia.
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