User:BobHammero

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Orly.jpg Bob Hammero

Contact:
bobhammero@hotmail.com

Justice.PNG Bureaucrat
This user is a Bureaucrat.
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This user is a sysop.
USA Great Seal Reverse.png Secret Shadow Group Member
This user is a member of the Secret Shadow Group that controls the wiki.
Nuke.jpg The Good Old Days…
This user remembers the good old days, when mods were mods, vandals were vandals, and Special:Watchlist teemed with life.
Gavel.jpg Vandals Beware
This user will not hesitate to smite you with his ban hammer of justice.
Typewriter.jpg Edits to Date
This user has made approximately 6100 edits as of 06:39, 30 August 2006 (BST).
ASS-logo-draft-1.png ASSault Supporter
This user or group supports ASS's current ASSault.
Burnthewitch.jpg Burn Her! She's a Witch!
This user is on a witch hunt and will burn any witch they find.
Balance scale.jpg Fair Tactics Player
This user has signed the Coalition for Fair Tactics Player Pledge.
Error.png Speedy Delete It
This user likes to delete junk without all that pesky democracy getting in his way.
BanStick.jpg Ban Stick
This user WILL report you to Vandal Banning.
Smiley.jpg Popularity
This user is ranked 27 on the most-linked to pages list!


Cookie.jpg A FREE COOKIE
Karlsbad has given BobHammero a cookie for well, you know...
Cookie.jpg A FREE COOKIE
Darth Sensitive has given Bob Hammero a cookie for fixing Darth's major stupidity


WikiPatrol.png Project Wiki Patrol Member
Dedicated to maintaining the wiki.
Pwlogo.png Project Welcome Member
Need help? Just ask.
Sgpicon1.gif Arbitrator
This user is an Arbitrator.
Un-w.png Project UnWelcome Member
Need help? Piss off.


Nobrain.png Ban Stupidity
This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.
Socks.gif Sock Puppets
Because democracy works better without all that pesky democracy.
Extravaganza.jpg The Dark Ages Have Ended!
This user is celebrating the end of the During Amazing period of the wiki.
Extravaganza.jpg The Wiki is Saved Again!
This user is celebrating Xoid's ban of Godmazing.
Ralphchocolate.gif SPELING LOL
Yuo fayl Englesh? That's unpossablle!
Skulls.jpg No More Wiki Drama
This user or group is fed up with never-ending wiki drama.
NoLOL.png Grammar
This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.
GoldInBasketCropped.jpg Gold in the Basket
This user resolved the situation by putting the gold in the basket.
Misconbitration.png MISCONBITRATION
This user supports the use of MISCONBITRATION.
Amazod.png No More Amazod
Just say no to Amazod and his hurty vertices of misconbitration


Stewie.gif World Domination
This user has plans for world domination.
BananaBearHead.jpg Fucking Pwnage!
God bless the Banana Bear and his mased potato-damaged keyboard.
Smiley.png It's a Joke, OK?
This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
Bobhalo.png All Hail Bob
Go ahead and worship.
Wagon.jpg Bandwagon
This user has jumped on
the template bandwagon.
Block.jpg Blockerer
This user loves blocking wiki pages with those sweet 9-block templates.
Noob.gif STFU N00B
This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob.
GeorgeBush.jpg HURRRRRRRRR!!!1one!!1
This is user is tired of seeing retarded suggestions on the suggestions page.
Awesome.JPG The Will to Awesome Award
Bob Hammero is a bridge and not a goal. Bob Hammero is a rope over an abyss. Bob Hammero is totally awesome. Bestowed by Zaruthustra for the outstanding achievement of for keeping the wiki running, no matter how many sock puppets need to be stomped in the process.
Your words here!
I think I gave some people the wrong impression. I'm not leaving the game or the wiki, I'm just going to be a bit busier with other things, so I'll be somewhat less active. But I'll still be here. Got it?

The thing is, I still love the idea of people writing whatever they want on my user page. So I'm going to let that continue. The part below the line in this box? That's for you to edit, folks! Really. Go nuts.


  • Bob, your skulls remind me of the Killing Fields of Cambodia. Please remember - genocide may sound like fun, but there's a real risk of hurting people involved. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 08:54, 3 August 2006 (BST)
  • Weigh me the fire, or canst thou find, a way to measure out the wind? PadreRomero 23:19, 24 August 2006 (BST)
  • Come backkkkkkk :'(... --Captain Morgan 08:43, 30 September 2006 (BST)
  • I nominated Bob for Bureaucrat, and then he left. What a sham!--Gage 02:16, 31 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Bob Hammero, you must be a commonly revered figure. (I also quite like your "I didn't give you the right to break my page" statement.) Feel free to laugh in the face of Zombie Hordes, and then to do whatever you wish. (Well, feel freer than before, at any rate.)--Leon Argos 01:21, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
  • We need more people like you. So come back now, ok? Hurrr, sometimes some of the denizens on this wiki... frustrate me! --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 11:44, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • You know, we could use you for Bureaucrat right now - Xoid's pretty much gone. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 12:34, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
In the game
Bob Hammero is this maxed-out fellow who enjoys PKing, GKing, RKing, overbarricading, deceptively spraypainting, and pretty much every sort of griefer activity. Interestingly, Bob rarely, if ever, kills zombies.

Bob is the co-leader and cofounder of the incredibly awesome group Assault on Stupid Survivors, where he is also the General of Warfare and Minister of Propaganda and Public Relations. He and Jimbo Bob lead their band of brave soldiers in the fight against the rampant stupidity in Malton.

On the wiki
Bob is this guy on the wiki who does stuff. He's also a moderator. Basically, Bob has spent way too much time working on different things.

Bob is a member of lots of different projects, the author of a shitload of different templates, responsible for more than one policy alteration, an active participant on most of the voting pages, and the guy who has fixed up too many pages to mention. If you want to hear more of Bob's horn-blowing, you can do so here.

Bob also talks about himself in the third person on his user page.

Grumpy old fogey
Bob is a grumpy old fogey. It is his opinion that Urban Dead has gone far beyond "boring" and "tired," and that it can probably only be fixed by completely rewriting most of it, wiping all of the current characters, and starting anew.

Bob also happens to think that the wiki is, quite frankly, boring and disappointing. This is caused in large part by inept management, vague and inconsistent rules, unenthusiastic contributers, hostile users, and other bitter, apathetic moderators such as himself.

As a consequence of all of this, Bob enjoys playing NexusWar much more than Urban Dead these days.

Wiki extensions
Bob wishes that the following extensions were installed on the wiki (bold ones would be really great):
Page layout
Bob stole his page layout from Brizth, Cyberbob240, and Xoid, who stole it from Mia Kristos, who stole it from the Wikipedia, who stole it from who-knows-where. Since then, Matthewfarenheit, Rayvern, Darth Sensitive, Gage, Max Grivas, Jimbo Bob, Niilomaan, Kiki Lottaboobs, MrAushvitz, and Paradox244 have stolen Bob's layout. Bob is in the process of making his layout so convoluted and complicated that it would be impossible to steal, primarily by stealing more from the Wikipedia.
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