User:Bobby the Hatchet

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Bobby the Hatchet
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Profile Bobby the Hatchet
Group Ridleybank Resistance Front
Sub-Group Gore Corps
Goals To destroy Humanity, the old fool.
Recruitment Embrace Natural Selection
Contact Carrier Owl or mobile phone.
Style Death Cultist
Favorite Weapon Fire Axe or Infectious Bite.

Good evening,

I was an axe-murderer and professional outdoorsman before the outbreak, hunting demons from my cabin in the swamp. The whispers of the fallen are my muse, speaking to me through the serpents and the owls. These days I continue my trade as a naturalist, nihilist, terrorist and cannibalistic catalyst. I'm also quite mad.

If I have hewn you asunder or brought harm to your estate, I offer my sincerest apologies. I am merely weeding out inferior forms of humanity. I'm afraid that your feeble resistance only confirms my convictions. The world is moving on without you. We intend to kill every last one of you and destroy all of creation, violently and without remorse. No hard feelings, of course, it is simply our calling.

Ammunition is running out, needles are being squandered, fuel is depleting and buildings are falling into ruin. Your streets remain tainted with the blood of the fallen and you barricade yourselves inside of early graves. You turn on one another, fighting over possessions, property and status. In your attempts to maintain law and order, you invite only chaos and destruction. In the end, it will be your own stubborn ignorance that destroys you.

Immortality, it is our gift. Embrace natural selection and join us on our journey back to the primitive. Only the dead have seen the end of Gore Corps!

*pulls a plastic monkey mask over his face*

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"Nothing in the cry
of cicadas suggests they
are about to die." - Matsuo Basho

"Here, where a thousand
captains swore grand
conquest...Tall
Grass their monument." - Matsuo Basho

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Sacrifice to the Chilean Blob.

Chilean Blob.jpg Voluntary Offerings
Thanks to Mits, I was offered up to the Chilean Blob.


Gladiatorial Arena.jpg Gladiatorial Arena Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Gladiatorial Arena Policy & acknowledges that all stadiums in Malton are gladiatorial areas, in which the killing of another survivor is not a crime and therefore not punishable in any way.


Bounty
A list of all kills that have been reported.


Fallen
A list of all kills made in the name of chaos.


Deeds
A list of all non-lethal deeds done in the name of chaos.


Thoughts
Ramblings of a madman.


Sandbox
The butcher's block.


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