User:Brian eetar/Shotgun

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To the tune of Shop Vac by Jonathan Coulton.



We took the freeway out of town

The military shot us down

We bought a pistol and a syringe and a FAK

You got your very own Flare gun

I got my very own Fire axe in a fort


We sit around staring at graffiti on the wall

Take field trips to Treweeke Mall

Waiting for the day when all the Zeds will go and leave us here


if you need me

I'll be outside

With the shotgun

You can call but I probably won't hear you

Because it's loud when you shoot the shotgun

(For heaven's sake it's really loud when you shoot the shotgun)

But you'll be OK

Cause you'll be inside

With the Genny

You can die and I probably won't notice

Because it's loud when you shoot the shotgun


Started to barricade the door

Checked out the cloth shop at the mall

I found binoculars so now i can look ahead

But we haven't got real skills

And now even the alt chars have idled out


Maybe if you forget to go inside

I'll take a shot at a revive

I'll plunge the syringe in your eyes and dump your body on the lawn


if you need me

I'll be outside

With the shotgun

You can call but I probably won't hear you

Because it's loud when you shoot the shotgun

(For heaven's sake it's really loud when you shoot the shotgun)

But you'll be OK

Cause you'll be inside

With the Genny

You can die and I probably won't notice

Because it's loud when you shoot the shotgun


I like the Necrotech here that's better than the other one

Cause the other one's not as good

They really need to put a spray up there because it's hard to know

to know how much to barricade


And when my IP limit caps out

I wanna keep playing and shout

I'm constantly refreshing even though it wont help

I guess I gotta wait a day

I guess I never had any other thing to do


And as the Zombies shout I headshot them

An armed one man DEM

Many blocks away and I can see them lurching through the suburb


if you need me

I'll be outside

With the shotgun

You can call but I probably won't hear you

Because it's loud when you shoot the shotgun

(For heaven's sake it's really loud when you shoot the shotgun)

But you'll be OK

Cause you'll be inside

With the Genny

You can die and I probably won't notice

Because it's loud when you shoot the shotgun