User:Cap'n Silly

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Cap'n Silly
Yes, I do suck.
Joined: Unknown
Character class: Obnoxious git
Favorite equipment: Whatever he can get his grubby mitts on
Character profile: Urban Dead profile
Current status: Throwing penguins at a wall
Character group: Ghetto Cow, since like, forever.
Character stats: I lost count at the amount of zombies I've killed at 266.
Journal: Journals just aren't for for Cap'n Silly

Templates
The Cap has 115 different templates on his page as of now.
Unpopularity
This user is ranked 186 on the most-linked to pages list!
Body Count
The Cap has killed shitloads of zombies.
Private
This user is a private in the military and is probably off pumping lead into a zombie.
Calculus
This user really hates calculus.
Project Welcome Member
Need help? Just ask.


Urban Dead
This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
Tasty brainz!
This user has an IQ of 4
Firefox User
This user uses Firefox.
Piss Off
This user is tired of Akule's goddamn

Wikilawyering.

Toilet Monster
Ach! Mr Aushvitz strikes again!
Code Stealer
This user is a wiki code stealer, and probably stealing your sidebar while you read this.
Capitalism
This user likes money.
Proud To Be Alive
This user is a survivor and proud of it.
Image:gun.jpg Military
This user is in the Military and is probably off trying to control the zombie outbreak.
What the Hell is Wrong with you People!?
This user thinks that getting revived takes too freakin' long.
Sock Puppets
Because democracy works better without all that pesky democracy.
Male
This user is male.
Mmmm, cheese…
The Cap really, really likes cheese.
Trigger Happy
This user has guns. Do not cross him/her.
We love Lachryma!!!
The Cap loves the hot Russian lady!!!
Australian
This user or group is Australian.
Manbagz
This user understands the value of Manbagz to carry miscellaneous vital items
Image:earth.jpgWhere is Malton?
The Cap thinks that Malton is a city.
No More Wiki Drama
This user or group is fed up with never-ending wiki drama.
Piebtration
This user believes that pie duels can solve most problems in life.
STFU N00B
This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob.
Grammar
This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.
Saint Isidore Is Watching
Have you checked your spelling?


Don't Take It Personally
This user isn't crushed by criticism directed at him (or her) on this wiki. It's all cool.


Alt user
This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.
Supporter of Dam Tactics
I stand against.


Camping
This user likes to get outside and do some camping every once in a while.
Violence is quicker
Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.
It's a Joke, OK?
This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
Bandwagon
This user has jumped on
the template bandwagon.
Blockerer
This user loves blocking wiki pages with those sweet 9-block templates.
Image:zombieHand.gif Proud To Be A Zombie Hunter
This user is a Zombie Hunter and is probably off head shotting a zed right now.
Ban Stick
This User WILL report you to Vandal Banning.
Discussion Page User
This user actually checks the Discussion Page.
HURRRRRRRRR!!!1one!!1
This user does not support trenchies.
America Sucks
This user does not support America
Big Brother
Gage is watching you.
Mrh?
This user is a Mrh Cow at least some of the time.
Colors
This user's favorite color is Orange.
PSYOPS! OH NOES!!1!
Duck and cover, duck and cover!

Tin-foil hats may work too!

Atheist
This user is an atheist.


Nerf This!
This user actually uses the word "nerf" appropriately.
Spam
MrAushvitz needs to stop before he fills up Peer Rejected Suggestions
R.I.P.
Steve Irwin

22 February 1962 – 4 September 2006

Cookie Thief
This user is not safe around unguarded cookies.
Why are you still reading these?
This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.
Food
This user's favorite food is pizza.
DUDE! It's a Template!
This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time.
Compulsive Template Maker
This user will make a template about pretty much anything, including their propensity for making templates.
Kitties!
This user supports the use of Kitties for extreme cuteness and lovability.
Die, Kitties!
This user or group supports the use of kitties to bait the undead.
Sad Template Maker
This user wishes that more people would use his templates.
Fight Fire with Fire!
This user supports the griefing of griefers.
Safehouse Supporter
This user or group supports Vantar's Safehouse and respects its neutrality!
Full of Crap
Cap'n Silly thinks that toilets are full of crap.
DUDE! It's a Template!
This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time.
Ninja
This user flips out and kills people. Ninjas are so totally awesome!
GOOOOOOOOAL!
This user supports bringing the World Cup back to Malton.
Lets Abuse FlagBoxes!
This User or Group abuses or excessively uses flagboxes
The Ropes
This user thinks we should show people who have never seen a rope before the ropes.
Sock Puppets
Because democracy works better without all that pesky democracy.
Money Tree
Money Really Does Grow On Trees!
BRAIN FOOD
I love brains for breakfast!


Queen Mia
This user recognizes Mia Kristos's right to rule over this wiki by divine providence.
Kitten Basket
This user thinks that putting kittens in the basket is better than gold.
Alien
This user is an alien.
Bandwagon
This user has jumped on
the template bandwagon.
Happy Birthday
This user was born on November 10th
Attack of the Clones
Attack of the Dupe Clones!
Allez Cuisine!
This user believes that brains are a delicacy and should be treated as such.
Templates make FUNFUN!
This User thinks that templates are a fun and exciting way to express your opinion!
The PKers got Kenny!
Oh my God! You killed Kenny! You bastard!
Roses are Red...
Violets are Blue.
This user can rhyme;
Don't you wish you could too?
Dolphins
This user thinks dolphins are better than killer whales, and would totally be a dolphin, but with wings and lasers and shit.
Blessed by Zombie Jesus
This user or group has the blessing of Zombie Jesus. Do you?
Gnap! Gnap!
This smurf is really smurfed and wants to smurf everyone in the smurf!
Sobriety
The Cap is currently completley smashed.
WARNING!
This user or group knows how to lay the smack down.
Scientology Unfriendly
This user thinks that Scientology is ridiculous.
Visited Caiger Mall
This user has visited Caiger Mall.
Visited Mitchem Mall
This user has visited Mitchem Mall.
Visited Stickling Mall
This user has visited Stickling Mall.
Visited Calvert Mall
This user has visited Calvert Mall.
NO TEMPLATES!
This User does not use templates. Ever.
FIND THE SQUID
This user or group is a supporter of The Search for Penelope.

Hello. You found my userpage. Want a medal?

I am Cap'n Silly, founder of The Wiki Code Stealers and ex-Ghetto Cow member.

I monitor Recruitment a lot, and I'll PK you if your group's ad is overdue.

I have an irrational fear of dark green.

Suck the Cow!
In the grim darkness of Malton there is only war. And rats.



Suggestions

Implemented

Contacts Colourized in Dropdown Menu.

Reviewed

Flak Jacket? What?/Rename Flak Jacket

Construction Sites

Street Descriptions


Rejected

Weapon Modding


Awards

Here, have a rat!
Che13 has given Cap'n Silly a rat for Being the best wiki mentor ever.


Here, have a rat!
Ev933n has given Cap'n Silly a rat for giving me a cookie for getting a cookie from Cyberbob.


Here, have a rat!
Lachryma has given Cap'n Silly a rat for having a lovely user page and being insane.


A FREE COOKIE
JohnRubin has given Cap'n Silly a cookie for {{{reason}}}


Here, have a rat!
Lachryma has given Cap'n Silly a rat for calling her a 'dirty bitch' and yet still being funny.


Here, have a rat!
Xtralife has given Cap'n Silly a rat for his awesome implemented suggestion.


Here, have a rat!
JohnRubin has given Cap'n Silly a rat for voting for his ratty suggestion


Here, have a rat!
P02 Samuel has given Cap'n Silly a rat for no reason at all. :D


Dux Certification
This user page has officially been certified as ... erm... unique, by Dux Ducis




My Tags

WTF SQUID

Ghetto Cow: Because cubism sucks

Ghetto Cow: witty line here

Ghetto Cow: We do stuff

a witty joke

Look, it's Kevan!


Recommended Reading

To Do List


Funny Shit


Curious Facts

Kevan Davis is actually called Sack Johnson.

Australians do not throw another shrimp on the barbie.

Gage is scared of rats.

Poop is not an Indian currency, though it may seem so.

I have fourteen spray cans in my inventory.

You, on the other hand, probably don't.

I found a knife first search in a junkyard.

I have eight Fuel Cans, and no gennies.

Out of all the Ghetto Cow members who have stayed more than 6 months, all but me are sysops.

GHETTO COW
we off tha heezie.. fo' rizzle!
Check it out!



Quotes


"So funny I brought tears to their eyes. Of course that might just have been those onions."-Vista
on how to be funny

"Question me again, I electrocute testicles. Is understood?" - Lachryma

"Was his father killed by a barrage of copyright violations when he was a child?"-Skitch on Akule

"If I want to shrink my balls, I'll go swimming in England." Cap on a steroids suggestion.

"Is it going to have to be only usable when a green elephant is being born on Pluto during a
civil war in Japan before you'll consider it "different"?-Labine50 on dupes

"Dammit Silly, I just spent 3 minutes looking for that, and you guzzump me :P" -Boxy on me
finding dupe faster

"What zombie would ever set foot in a graveyard?" -Gordon Frohman,Concerned


Locations, locations, locations....

Dakerstown

Dakerstown Police Department.

Dakerstown Fire Stations.

Dakerstown Auto Repairs.

Dakerstown Hotels.

Dakerstown Junkyards.

Dakerstown Banks.

Shearbank

Shearbank Hotels.

Club Pengelly in Shearbank.

The Thorne Arms in Shearbank.

The Bridle Museum in Shearbank.

Hulme Park in Shearbank.

Roachtown

Roachtown Clubs.

Central Roachtown

The Chudley Building

The New Lines Incoporated company.

Random

Huntley Heights Clubs.

Gerrard Place Police Department in Roywood.

Silly Hills

My new suburb. Don't forget to visit Penelope Mall!


Song

(To the lyrics of Basket Case, by Greenday)

Do you have the time

To listen to survivors whine

About zombie spys and zergers all at once

I am one of those

Slimy undead fools

Necrotic to the bone no doubt about it

Sometimes 'cades give me the creeps

Sometimes survivors play tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I'm cracking up

Am I just over annoyed

Or am I stoned?

I went to eat

A random survivor's feet

He said he'd get a gun and bring me down

I went to a door

And banged it with my claw

I smashed it for the cause

And as for barricades, I'm bringing 'em down

Sometimes 'cades give me the creeps

Sometimes survivors play tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I'm cracking up

Am I just over annoyed

Or am I stoned?


I got my very own comic! Drawn by Lach for 50 roubles.
WTF GHETTO COW!
This user is expressing their love of GC with a big fething template!


Don't you know who the fuck I am?!
This user is the Juggernaut, bitch!

Image:Zergrush1.gifZERGRUSHKEKEKEKE!!!!
This user hates Zergers but hates paranoid chickenshits more.


Image:Trooper-hump-small.gifTHE EMPIRE
Tremble in fear at the might of the Imperial Army!

SPELING LOL
Yuo fayl Englesh? That's unpossablle!

Optimus Prime
The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is fucking badass and can kick everyone's ass.


Greedo
This user or group supports the theory that Greedo did not shoot first and that there must have been another shooter on the grassy knoll. This shooter was probably a Centaur.

ZOMGMINOTAURS
This user or group supports the vendetta against the stupid deletions on the Deletions Page. Everytime one of them is posted we will Spam it into oblivion.

Pulp Fiction
Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.


Mario the Pimp
This user believes chicks dig plumbers who do Shrooms.

Han Shot First
This user or group supports the theory that Han totally shot first. Seriously, anything else is ridiculous. That Greedo dude wasn't fast enough for Han Solo.

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