Template Time!
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| Templates
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| The Cap has 115 different templates on his page as of now.
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| Body Count
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| The Cap has killed shitloads of zombies.
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| Private
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| This user is a private in the military and is probably off pumping lead into a zombie.
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| Calculus
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| This user really hates calculus.
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| Urban Dead
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| This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
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| Tasty brainz!
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| This user has an IQ of 4
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 | Toilet Monster
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| Ach! Mr Aushvitz strikes again!
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 | Code Stealer
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| This user is a wiki code stealer, and probably stealing your sidebar while you read this.
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 | Capitalism
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| This user likes money.
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| Proud To Be Alive
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| This user is a survivor and proud of it.
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| Military
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| This user is in the Military and is probably off trying to control the zombie outbreak.
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| What the Hell is Wrong with you People!?
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| This user thinks that getting revived takes too freakin' long.
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| Sock Puppets
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| Because democracy works better without all that pesky democracy.
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| Male
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| This user is male.
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| Mmmm, cheese…
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| The Cap really, really likes cheese.
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| Trigger Happy
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| This user has guns. Do not cross them.
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| Manbagz
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| This user understands the value of Manbagz to carry miscellaneous vital items.
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| Where is Malton?
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| The Cap thinks that Malton is a city.
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| No More Wiki Drama
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| This user or group is fed up with never-ending wiki drama.
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| Piebtration
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| This user believes that pie duels can solve most problems in life.
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| Grammar
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| This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.
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| Saint Isidore Is Watching
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| Have you checked your spelling?
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| Don't Take It Personally
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| This user isn't crushed by criticism directed at him (or her) on this wiki. It's all cool.
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| Alt user
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| This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.
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| Camping
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| This user likes to get outside and do some camping every once in a while.
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| Violence is quicker
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| Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.
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| It's a Joke, OK?
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| This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
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| Bandwagon
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This user has jumped on
the template bandwagon.
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| | Proud To Be A Zombie Hunter
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| This user is a Zombie Hunter and is probably off head shotting a zed right now.
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| HURRRRRRRRR!!!1one!!1
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| This user does not support trenchies.
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| America Sucks
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| This user does not support America
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 | Big Brother
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| Gage is watching you.
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| Mrh?
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| This user is a Mrh Cow at least some of the time.
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| Colors
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| This user's favorite color is Orange.
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| PSYOPS! OH NOES!!1!
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| Duck and cover, duck and cover!
Tin-foil hats may work too!
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| Atheist
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| This user is an atheist.
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| Nerf This!
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| This user actually uses the word "nerf" appropriately.
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| R.I.P.
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| Steve Irwin
22 February 1962 – 4 September 2006
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| Cookie Thief
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| This user is not safe around unguarded cookies.
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| Why are you still reading these?
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| This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.
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| Food
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| This user's favorite food is pizza.
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| DUDE! It's a Template!
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| This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time.
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| Compulsive Template Maker
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| This user will make a template about pretty much anything, including their propensity for making templates.
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| Kitties!
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| This user supports the use of Kitties for extreme cuteness and lovability.
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 | Die, Kitties!
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| This user or group supports the use of kitties to bait the undead.
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| Sad Template Maker
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| This user wishes that more people would use his templates.
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 | Fight Fire with Fire!
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| This user supports the griefing of griefers.
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| Safehouse Supporter
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| This user or group supports Vantar's Safehouse and respects its neutrality!
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| Full of Crap
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| Cap'n Silly thinks that toilets are full of crap.
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| DUDE! It's a Template!
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| This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time.
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| Ninja
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| This user flips out and kills people. Ninjas are so totally awesome!
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| GOOOOOOOOAL!
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| This user supports bringing the World Cup back to Malton.
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| Let's Abuse Flagboxes!
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| This user or group abuses or excessively uses flagboxes.
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| The Ropes
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| This user thinks we should show people who have never seen a rope before the ropes.
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| Sock Puppets
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| Because democracy works better without all that pesky democracy.
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| Money Tree
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| Money Really Does Grow On Trees!
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| BRAIN FOOD
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| I love brains for breakfast!
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| Queen Mia
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| This user recognizes Mia Kristos's right to rule over this wiki by divine providence.
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| Kitten Basket
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| This user thinks that putting kittens in the basket is better than gold.
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| Alien
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| This user is an alien.
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| Bandwagon
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This user has jumped on
the template bandwagon.
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| Happy Birthday
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| This user was born on November 10th
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| Attack of the Clones
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| Attack of the Dupe Clones!
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| Allez Cuisine!
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| This user believes that brains are a delicacy and should be treated as such.
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| Templates make FUNFUN!
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| This user thinks that templates are a fun and exciting way to express your opinion!
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| The PKers got Kenny!
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| Oh my God! You killed Kenny! You bastard!
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| Roses are Red...
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Violets are Blue.
This user can rhyme;
Don't you wish you could too?
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| Dolphins
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| This user thinks dolphins are better than killer whales, and would totally be a dolphin, but with wings and lasers and shit.
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| Blessed by Zombie Jesus
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| This user or group has the blessing of Zombie Jesus. Do you?
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| Gnap! Gnap!
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| This smurf is really smurfed and wants to smurf everyone in the smurf!
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| Sobriety
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| The Cap is currently completley smashed.
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| WARNING!
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| This user or group knows how to lay the smack down.
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 | Scientology Unfriendly
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| This user thinks that Scientology is ridiculous.
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 | NO TEMPLATES!
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| This User does not use templates. Ever.
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Welcome to the ass party!
Hello. You found my userpage. Want a medal?
I am Cap'n Silly, founder of The Wiki Code Stealers and ex-Ghetto Cow member.
I monitor Recruitment a lot, and I'll PK you if your group's ad is overdue.
I have an irrational fear of dark green. Scratch that, it's completely rational.
 | Suck the Cow!
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| In the grim darkness of Malton there is only war. And rats.
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Implemented
Contacts Colourized in Dropdown Menu
Reviewed
Flak Jacket? What?/Rename Flak Jacket
Construction Sites
Street Descriptions
Rejected
Weapon Modding
Awards
| Here, have a rat!
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| Che13 has given Cap'n Silly a rat for Being the best wiki mentor ever.
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| Here, have a rat!
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| Ev933n has given Cap'n Silly a rat for giving me a cookie for getting a cookie from Cyberbob.
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| Here, have a rat!
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| Lachryma has given Cap'n Silly a rat for having a lovely user page and being insane.
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| A FREE COOKIE
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| JohnRubin has given Cap'n Silly a cookie for voting for his suggestion although it gets rejected anyway.
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| Here, have a rat!
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| Lachryma has given Cap'n Silly a rat for calling her a 'dirty bitch' and yet still being funny.
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| Here, have a rat!
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| Xtralife has given Cap'n Silly a rat for his awesome implemented suggestion.
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| Here, have a rat!
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| JohnRubin has given Cap'n Silly a rat for voting for his ratty suggestion
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| Here, have a rat!
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| P02 Samuel has given Cap'n Silly a rat for no reason at all. :D
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| Dux Certification
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| This user page has officially been certified as ... erm... unique, by Dux Ducis
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My Tags
WTF SQUID
Ghetto Cow: Because cubism sucks
Ghetto Cow: witty line here
Ghetto Cow: We do stuff
a witty joke
Look, it's Kevan!
Recommended Reading
To Do List
Funny Shit
Curious Facts
Kevan Davis is actually called Sack Johnson.
Australians do not throw another shrimp on the barbie.
Gage is scared of rats.
Poop is not an Indian currency, though it may seem so.
Quotes
"So funny I brought tears to their eyes. Of course that might just have been those onions."-Vista
on humor
"Question me again, I electrocute testicles. Is understood?" - Lachryma
"Was his father killed by a barrage of copyright violations when he was a child?"-Skitch on Akule
"Is it going to have to be only usable when a green elephant is being born on Pluto during a
civil war in Japan before you'll consider it "different"?-Labine50 on dupes
"Dammit Silly, I just spent 3 minutes looking for that, and you guzzump me :P" -Boxy on me
finding dupe faster
"What zombie would ever set foot in a graveyard?" -Gordon Frohman,Concerned
Locations, locations, locations....
In the dark ages before bots, people had to use elbow grease and finger oil to make location pages by hand! It was hard, thankless work. And finger oil isn't even a real thing.
Dakerstown
Dakerstown Police Department.
Dakerstown Fire Stations.
Dakerstown Auto Repairs.
Dakerstown Hotels.
Dakerstown Junkyards.
Dakerstown Banks.
Shearbank
Shearbank Hotels.
Club Pengelly in Shearbank.
The Thorne Arms in Shearbank.
The Bridle Museum in Shearbank.
Hulme Park in Shearbank.
Roachtown
Roachtown Clubs.
Central Roachtown
The Chudley Building
The New Lines Incoporated company.
Random
Huntley Heights Clubs.
Gerrard Place Police Department in Roywood.
My new suburb. Don't forget to visit Penelope Mall!
Song
(To the lyrics of Basket Case, by Greenday)
Do you have the time
To listen to survivors whine
About zombie spys and zergers all at once
I am one of those
Slimy undead fools
Necrotic to the bone no doubt about it
Sometimes 'cades give me the creeps
Sometimes survivors play tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just over annoyed
Or am I stoned?
I went to eat
A random survivor's feet
He said he'd get a gun and bring me down
I went to a door
And banged it with my claw
I smashed it for the cause
And as for barricades, I'm bringing 'em down
Sometimes 'cades give me the creeps
Sometimes survivors play tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just over annoyed
Or am I stoned?
- I got my very own comic! Drawn by Lach for 50 roubles.
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