User:Captain Dorningtak

Life: Tired policeman. Trying to survive. Sort of confused. Proudly stays at Gunn Grove. Capt./Det.

Death: Is really bummed he's a zombie.

Wearing: a police cap, a pale blue long-sleeved shirt, a police jacket, a pair of dark blue trousers and a pair of black boots

Worst Enemy: Captain Hallstead

Gordon Skiles, Robert McNeil, Amineh Chomera (deceased), and Bastardson1000maniac are all good in my book.

Mostly in central Monroeville.

Proffesional Detective.

April 28th

They finally got me. Not the zombies, the PKers. Evito and Miss Pain shot me up. Maybe it was because I slandered the PKers over the radio. Either way, I'm lying here bleeding. Like the white police dude in Dawn of the Dead I will try not to become one. But it's inevitable. I will try only to eat PKers, so that we can get rid of the insanity once and for all. PKers are the biggest foes, not zombies. At least now I may join great leader Amineh Chomera, and listen to the ways of Bastardson1000maniac... Wait, no, he got a headshot. Well, Gordon Skiles and Robert McNeil, I hope you keep doing a good job. I trusted people not to burst into the motel and shoot me to death while I was asleep, but I knew I shouldn't have when the first gunshot woke me up. At least now I won't have to deal with zombified Captain Hallstead. He really pissed me off before they headshotted him. Well, my time is running short, I say, shoot me, but if you do, do it kindly. I will now wait for the final moment when I turn undead. Now, bleeding, I jump out the window in my last moment of life. Goodbye, and I hope we meet again. --Captain Dorningtak 12:06, 28th April 2008

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--Zombie 12:06, 28th April 2008

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