User:Captain Teddybear
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| Captain Teddybear's Wide Eyed Fluffy Creature Appreciation Club | |
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| Abbreviation: | Fluffies |
| Group Numbers: | 5 |
| Leadership: | Captain Teddybear |
| Goals: | To kill zeds... with kindness! |
| Recruitment Policy: | Just ask the Captain. But don't forget the magic word! |
| Contact: | We love contact! Hugs, massages, kisses, name it! |
We are NOT furries. No... really!
Captain Teddybear's Wide Eyed Fluffy Creature Appreciation Club: Because a zombie armageddon and the destruction of all of mankind is NOT an excuse to forget about the important things in life, like puppies, kittens and bunnies. We love bunnies!
Don't be shy!
If you share our love of all things fluffy and cute, and if you feel like talking about it all the time, ad nauseam, until other survivors get so tired of your incessant blabber that they tie you up and feed you to the zombie hordes... THEN YOU NEED TO JOIN! Just ask the Captain! You'll be glad you did!
