User:Chekken
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Hey, I'm Chekken! I roll (and have rolled) with a number of groups including Flowers of Disease, The Trenchcoater Liberation Front, MFU, Axes High, Minions of the Apocalypse (Yes, I was with the minions at one point), Feral Undead and many others that I have forgotten.
I like to help people, but I like being helped too. It's kind of a reciprocal thing...
But from all of the helping people, there is ugliness that needs to come out. That's why Chekken rolls with the Legends of Darkness, having skirmishes with groups that I don't like. Better hope it isn't your group ;)
Yes, I am a male. Sorry to make you go flaccid, gentlemen.
In-game characters
My sexy secret sandbox for awesomeness. Please don't play around with it too much.
 | Anti-Bureaucracy |
| This User hates bureaucracy and encourages wiki-revolution |
 | Manbags |
| This user owns a manbag and uses it to carry items that other people usually stuff into pockets. |
 | Improve Urban Dead |
| Katthew's Zombie Improvements should be incorporated into Urban Dead. |
[edit] Supported Policies
| Report PKers! |
| Don't let them get away with murder! Register them on the Rogues Gallery. |
| Revivification Requests |
| Undead? Want to breathe again? Make a Revivification Request! |
 | No zombie skills! |
| This user or group follows the policy of having as little zombie skills as possible. |
 | Sacred Ground Policy Supporter |
| This Group supports the Sacred Ground Policy & acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points. |
 | Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter |
| This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard. |
| Fertilize the Land Policy |
| This user or group believes in regaining NT buildings at any cost! |
 | Pay It Forward Supporter |
| This User or Group Pays It Forward. Get a revive, give a revive. |
 | No EH-bitching |
| This user/group does not support barricading over Extremely Heavy without a good reason. Remember: overbarricading kills. Literally. |
 | Zombies Of Fort Perryn Supporter |
| This user or group is a supporter of the Zombies defending or attacking Fort Perryn. This user or group also wants the zombies in on Naked twister. |
 | Kyle 4 Everything '09 |
| Chekken has pledged support to the KyleStyle For Everything '09 Campaign, agreeing that Kyle should be given every conceivable responsibility in the game. |
[edit] Supported groups
 | Channel 4 News Team Affiliate |
| This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000. |
 | Knights Templar |
| This User/Group is an ally of the |
 | Member of the "other" DEM |
| This User or Group is a member of the Department of Emotional Man-Love. Remember; we don't discriminate. |
[edit] SWORN ENEMIES
Annonymous/4chan/ /b/ The ultimate sons of bitches: the griefers to end all griefers. These guys can't keep their depressed, girlfriend-less misery to themselves, so they have to go around making everyone else around them miserable as well. Simply touching them causes instant destruction (see: Divide by Zero) and causes you to lose every braincell in your body. I absolutely HATE /b/. I kill b-tards on site; I don't even care if I go on the RG because of it.
"So what do they do wrong exactly, Chekken?"
Everything there is to do to cause immeasurable grief to anyone and everyone. GKing, PKing, ZKing, Zerging/multi abuse, zombie spying, text rape, ear rape, muscle rape, seeking out and killing the same person repeatedly...I do mean everything. If you don't believe me, go see for yourself (Warning: retards alert).
I know this is kind of hypocritical, seeing as how I GK, PK and ZK myself, but I do it for roleplaying and XP; they do it to watch you beat your computer.
THE DEPARTMENT OF EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT
- Sigh*....*Bigger sigh*. They try to make bureaucratic policies in a game. BUREAUCRACY...IN A VIDEO GAME! Are you fuckin' for real?! Not only that, but their policies don't work. They contradict themselves repeatedly, and in some cases cancel each other out. The DEM also happens to have some of the most arrogant members of all time. Go on their forums and try and talk with them. Go, right now I'm serious. Try to form an alliance with them and see how long it takes.
TL;DR version: DEM SUCKS MAH BALLZ LOLOLOL
