User:Chief Seagull/Cutey Snugglekins

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♥ Cutey Snugglekins ♥
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Methinks thine appearance deceives, my fuschia waif,
O, that deceit should dwell In such a gorgeous palace!

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Cutey Snugglekins
Player Type PKer
Group Cobra
Current Bounty 56
Goals Collecting things
Likes Hello Kitty, kittens, puppies, chocolate, marshmallows, teddy bears, dolls, guns, cricket bats
Character Owner Chief Seagull
Satellite phone: 891-2011
Twitter: @cuteysnugglekin

Hi! I'm Cutey Snugglekins, but you can call me cute :)

Some nasty people would call me a PKer, but all I do is collect things. There's so many cool and interesting names in Malton and I wanna grab as many as I can - I can't help it if I have to collect em with bullets and stuff.

Cutey's favouritest weapon, the Hello Kitty pistol
Cutey's favouritest weapon, the Hello Kitty pistol


8 May 2013: Hmmm... I've been having so much fun lately that I'd quite forgotten to get started on my new collection, which just happened to be suggested by one of my bestest friends, Miss Yuki. She's such a sweety, but a bit cold. Anyways, my new collection is an alphabet with a twist - my collectibles' names have to start AND end in the same letter! It's gonna be tricky, but here we go!

23 December 2012: So there I was skipping merrily through the city earlier tonight when who did I spy climbing down the chimney of a local pub? Why yes, it was Santa Claus himself!

Unfortunately, I was carrying my favourite (and loaded) Hello Kitty gun, and he gave me such a shock that I may have accidentally shot him... about a dozen times. And then stabbed him a bit for good measure. Well, a girl on her own in a zombie apocalypse can't be too careful, can she?

So, bottom line - Christmas is cancelled.


Sorry about that.

23 August 2012: I've just had a text message from my Uncle Nestor. It says "AT LAST, I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT!". It may just be me, but I think he's done something. Dunno what though. He's as mad as a box of frogs, is my uncle.

4 July 2012: Well, my world tour is almost halfway done oand my map is turning a lovely shade of pink, but on my travels I've realised something - some of these suburbs are so uncute! I reckon a few of them should be renamed. Let's see now... Cuddleyton, Santaville, Lollypop... what else?

9 March 2012: these past few weeks have been so much FUN! We've been playing with YOG's best friends, and we had a party at their place - we made a bit of a mess though, but I'm sure they've cleaned up by now. That's if they stopped crying! Anyway, I'm feeling a little restless so I've decided to go on a grand tour of Malton.

21 November: Yay! Heading out east to party with mah friends. Or is it west? I get confused...

1 November: @cuteysnugglekin... tee hee!

30 October: With all the excitement of working on two collections at once, I almost forgot that Halloween is almost here and I need to think of what costume to wear. Miss Salwy's already decided to dress up as a Trenchie Vampiress. Unfortunately, I'm lurching around dressed as a zombie nurse right now. Ah well. Oh yes, I found a nice new mobile phone the other day! Looks like a really new-ish model, with internet access and a shedload of free credit and everything! This could be fun....

3 August: Alright, I finished my weapons collection AND started two new collections. Oooh, I hope I can keep up!

7 July: Yawn... Cutey's been a very busy girl lately! So busy I even forgot about my diary. With all those extra zombies popping up all over the place, I had to put my Hello Kitty pistols away and share my Hello Kitty syringes with people (CUTEST REVIVES EVAR!), and then we moved to a brand new HQ. It's nice and smart and airy and has its own swimming pool and pwny farm and everything. Anyways, I was feeling bored today so I doodled on Cobra Commander while he was sleeping. He wasn't very pleased...

Older stuff has been archived... so there!


People who have names wiv cute fluffy (or not so fluffy) little animals in them

# Name Screenies
1 Topcatz [1] [2]
2 rabbit of caerbannog [3] [4]
3 Nurse Fox [5] [6]
4 kenshinwolf [7] [8]
5 Doran Nightingale [9] [10]
6 Squirrely McGee [11] [12]
7 superdog57 [13]
8 shirley the sheep [14] [15]
9 1000 Teddy Bears [16] [17]
10 Fish Filet [18] [19]

People whose names make me smile

# Name Screenies
1 Allison Wonderland [20] [21]
2 Ann Archy [22] [23]
3 Dr Hugh G Rection [24] [25]
4 Lolcano [26] [27]
5 cano whupass [28] [29]
6 Hugh Jhasol [30] [31]
7 Miss Elainious [32] [33]
8 Dr I Feelgood [34] [35]
9 Philsoraptor [36] [37]
10 Anne Drogenous [38] [39]

All the colours of the rainbow... kinda

# Name Screenies
1 Criiss Redfield [40] [41]
2 purple slushie [42] [43]
3 The Green Mile [44] [45]
4 BlueNexus [46] [47]
5 yellow ranger [48] [49]
6 Nikolei Brown [50] [51]
7 Violet Hardy [52] [53]
8 White suit [54] [55]
9 Rose McClain [56] [57]
10 pinkgothic [58] [59]

Cutey's super spooky Halloween collection

# Name Screenies
1 Sleeping Ghost [60] [61]
2 Epic Zombie King [62] [63]
3 omgzombi [64] [65]
4 Ghost o nine [66] [67]
5 krazyclown [68] [69]
6 Dr Specter [70] [71]
7 Deathy McDeatherson [72] [73]
8 human dog monster [74] [75]
9 PhD Frankenstein [76] [77]
10 Doom Zomb [78] [79]

You're just a bunch of rankers

(I heard my daddy chanting that at a footy match once... I think)

# Name Screenies
1 TrooperFrost [80] [81]
2 Corporal Austin [82] [83]
3 Lt Dan Got No Legs [84] [85]
4 Sgt Whiskey Swiper [86] [87]
5 Sgt Mike Rhodes [88] [89]
6 Commander Graff [90] [91]
7 Captn O'Fahey [92] [93]
8 Maj Alan Schaefer [94] [95]
9 Sgt MacFarlane [96] [97]
10 Major Azzhole [98] [99]

The Cutey's Kills Police Department squad collection

(See wot I did thar?)

Squad Name Screenies
Alpha Arthur Birling [100]
Charlie DEADLY043 [101]
Dixie razi [102]
Ghost tarrok [103]
Omega RemipunX [104]

My weapons of choice

# Name Screenies
1 Kael 'Katana' Hyun [105] [106]
2 Sgt Cannon [107] [108]
3 thundersword [109] [110]
4 Axe Mason [111] [112]
5 James HexenHammer [113] [114]
6 Tankter [115] [116]
7 Flay Gunnar [117]
8 BladeHand [118] [119]
9 Germ Bomb [120] [121]
10 the Ace of Clubs [122][123]

Zed-List Celebrities

(oh collectibles, you're so famous!)

# Name Screenies
1 Barbra Streisand [124][125]
2 Zombie Rick Astley [126][127]
3 Saint Joan of Arc [128][129]
4 theleadsingerofABBA [130][131]
5 Roger Hunt [132][133]
6 Sepp Blatter [134][135]
7 StoneColdSteveAustin [136][137][138]
8 Heston Blumenthal [139][140]
9 Katherine Hepburn [141][142]
10 Marco van Basten [143][144]

Once Upon a Time...

(oh collectibles, you're so fictional!)

# Name Screenies
1 JimBergerac [145][146]
2 Trisha Takanawa [147][148]
3 Khan Noonien Singh [149][150]
4 Miss Mary Poppins [151][152]
5 MorboTheAnnihilator [153][154]
6 SrSA Jethro Gibbs [155][156]
7 Laura Palmer [157][158]
8 Prof Dumbledore [159][160]
9 Thorin Oakenshield 2 [161][162]
10 Professor Wernstrom [163][164]
All done, collection complete - YAY!!

Beautiful Cutey's Miracle Sweet Ultra Funky Fantastic Dramatic Romantic Sadistic Exotic Athletic World Tour 2012

Dakerstown Jensentown Quarlesbank West Boundwood East Boundwood Lamport Hills Chancelwood Earletown Rhodenbank Dulston
Roywood Judgewood Gatcombeton Shuttlebank Yagoton Millen Hills Raines Hills Pashenton Rolt Heights Pescodside
Peddlesden Village Cuddleyton Darvall Heights Eastonwood Brooke Hills Shearbank Huntley Heights Santaville Gibsonton Dunningwood
Dunell Hills West
Richmond Hills Ketchelbank Roachtown Randallbank Heytown Spracklingbank Paynterton
Owsleybank Molebank Lukinswood Havercroft Barrville Ridleybank Pimbank Peppardville Hello
Grigg Heights Reganbank Lerwill Heights Shore Hills Galbraith Hills Stanbury Village Roftwood Edgecombe Pegton Dentonside
Crooketon Mornington North Blythville Brooksville Mockridge Heights Shackleville Lollypop Crowbank Vinetown Houldenbank
Nixbank Wykewood South Blythville Greentown Tapton Kempsterbank Wray Heights Gulsonside Osmondville Pony Heights
Foulkes Village Ruddlebank Lockettside Dartside Kinch Heights West
Scarletwood Pennville Fryerbank
Spicer Hills Williamsville Cute-as-a-
Wyke Hills Hollomstown Danversbank Whittenside Miltown

The Cutest Alphabet Ever!

Letter Name Screenies   Letter Name Screenies   Letter Name Screenies
A Amedeo Altisi Marica [165]   J Jim Extreme [166]   S Stiff Kittens [167]
B Baja Bob [168] K Kilian Render [169] T Takahiro Howlett [170]
C Carlos Dimitrijevic [171] L Lord Indoril [172] U Umr at'Tawil [173]
D Dusty Springfield [174] M Murry Katzenbaum [175] V Vladimir Zakharov [176]
E Eagle of Fire [177] N Necoroman [178] W Walter Krenshaw [179]
F O X XxBlackfirexX [180]
G Gauntdog [181] P Patrick Martin Stump [182] Y
H Harold Crumbtooth [183] Q Z zPatriot [184]
I iolzizlyi [185] R Robbie McGregor [186] ♥ ☄ ♨ ☆ ❀ ☮ ✓

Love letters and fan mail and stuff

I've been tidying up, and all my love letters and fan mail and stuff is now on my talk page! ♥ Cutey Snugglekins ♥


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The contributions of this user or group to the PKing industry earned them a nomination at the Malton Murder Awards MMX.
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Cutey Snugglekins is a member of Cobra. Hail!
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This user supports the use of Kitties for extreme cuteness and lovability.
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Cutey loves Pink!
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Cutey Snugglekins agrees that Jerden Rules Crowbank!

Do you luv me?

I'm feeling all vain and luvved up because my uncle made me this lil box.

Psychos.jpg Cutey!!
This user wants a pair of
Hello Kitty pistols, just like
Cutey Snugglekins.

If you wanna show how luvved up you're feeling too, then just paste {{Cutey|(your name)}} on your page! Yay!