User:Chili Mac

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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. - George Orwell
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In The Beginning

Ignorance and inconsideration are the two great causes of the ruin of mankind. - John Tillotson

Chili Mac dropped into Malton on October 28th, 2005 with Francis, his trusty fire axe. He's not sure how he got here. The last thing he remembers is that it was a Wednesday and his world went white. Awake and fully aware of his torso and other meaningful things, he decided to fight the undead scourge. Embarking on an adventurous adventure Mac left the fire station and commenced to hacking on the first zombie he found. That was the first of many deaths.

The Dirt Nap Years

Death's brother, sleep. - Virgil, Aenid

Eventually Mac grew frustrated with his seeming ineptitude with Francis, his fire axe. About this time, discouraged and seemingly alone, Mac decided to take a nap... for a few years.

The Search

When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure. - Aaron McGruder

Mac opened his eyes in Lukinswood on January 10th 2009 and felt extremely refreshed. He stood and found he was still carrying his trusty axe, Francis. He went in search of like-minded survivors. He wandered through Lerwill Heights, North Blythville, and South Blythville searching for some place to call home and someone to call family. One night, shivering in a ruined building, while hiding in plain sight, he saw some DEM graffiti. Mac started asking survivors and looking for tags so he could contact the DEM. He found what he was looking for.

Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you care about. - Trey Parker & Matt Stone, South Park

Axes High

Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Mac and Francis had found their niche. Even though he was still a newbie, Chili was determined to make a difference. He made his way through Greentown and Brooksville, then to Mockridge Heights and Galbraith Hills. It was a worthwhile but ardous journey which finally ended in Barrville. Currently, Mac is working on developing his mad skillz and enforcing the Uniform Barricade Policy throughout Barrville.

Only actions give life strength - Jean Paul Richter


Remember that what you believe will depend very much on what you are. - Noah Porter

This character believes in the following until he changes his mind:

Fireaxe.jpg Fire Fighter
This user is a Firefighter and is probably off chopping up a zombie with their axe.
Ubpicon1.gif UBP Supporter
This User supports the Uniform Barricading Policy.
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Undead? Want to breathe again? Make a Revivification Request!
Sgpicon1.gif Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
This user supports the Sacred Ground Policy.
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Don't let them get away with murder! Register them on the Rogues Gallery.
RiverlogoS.gif Supporter of River Tactics
I flow into the void.
Handinhanddp1.png Pay It Forward Supporter
This User or Group Pays It Forward.
Get a revive, give a revive.
Leftswordguy.gif An Adventurer is Me!
Chili Mac plays The Kingdom of Loathing
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This user's weapon of choice is his Fire Axe.

Men willingly believe what they wish. - Julius Caesar