User:Cobb Salad
Behold!
Grandson of the inventor of the salad for which he is named. When he's not running for his life or fighting the undead, he can be found reading a P.G. Wodehouse novel and nibbling black liqourice.
Biography
Cobb Salad, heir to the vast Salad fortune, became caught up in the apocalypse while vacationing in Malton at the outbreak of the zombie plague. Why vacation in Malton? Young Cobb, a literature student of dubious personal taste, wanted to see the city refered to by Ronald Eustace Psmith as "The Queen City of Cesspools" and "a Hive of Human Diarrhea." Malton didn't disappoint. "This place is totally great," young Cobb was once heard to day, "I mean, where else in Britain can you hook up a ménage à trois with a large breasted midget and a girl whose hands are tough enough to hold onto the bed rails with that kind of pressure in spite the all the vegetable oil?"
Shortly after the zombie outbreak began, Cobb Salad joined up with a detachment of the Royal Army Medical Corps. "They provided me, not only with a channel though with I could help my fellow man, but also a ready source of opium based recreational opportunities." After most of Cobb's detachment was slaughtered by the legions of the undead, he headed to East Becktown. "Being rich and something of a dilettante, I sought out the most hardcore revolutionary survivor group I could find -- PLEB, until it fell apart."
Now he wanders around Malton, looking for prostitutes and helping out at revive clinics.
Suggested Reading
Pmith in the City: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psmith_in_the_City
Psmith, Journalist: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psmith,_Journalist
Leave It to Psmith: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leave_it_to_Psmith
