Darren Tangent is an ex-Navy Corpsman with a little bit more than just PTSD. He is 25 and unemployed, hence why he spends so much time playing this god-awful game. Darren is actually a long-time member of the LUE board but failed to join the group before it retired. Now he is on his own; his favorite character dt2 has teamed up with The Dead Bunnies to ravage Malton's suburbs in honor of the group that once was. In addition to plaguing the countryside, Darren often shows his soft side when attempting to court the fair maiden Calista griffin, whose soft touch melted his stone cold heart and revived him into a human.