User:DanceDanceRevolution/Cornlolio

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Pronounced: Corn-lowl-ee-oo.

Cornlolio, the crazy but loveable scamp with a funny moustache and expertise in 3 (count'em: 3) martial arts styles. Despite having plenty of attention from his enemies as a crazy schizophrenic who has a disturbing obsession with fingering little white boys (but not little black ones- be sure not to get them mixed up as it gets him very angry), he has no actual following except the army of intolerant retards who are actually just figments of his imagination.

See Also: Fenis.

Pictures of the Notorious Cornlolio.




Corn's hole.jpg "I've already stuck my finger in your ass, DanceDanceRevolution."
Overcompcorn.jpg "I did 3 martial arts + work out. I also keep teaching myself new things. I'm 6 foot and 18 years old... A lot of the kids here are e-hard. They are e-hard, I'm hard."
1211532510280.jpg BUNGHOLIOOOOOOOO

Start quote rb.gifI've already stuck my finger in your ass, DanceDanceRevolution  End quote rb.gif

-- Cornholioo

Start quote rb.gifI'm hard.  End quote rb.gif

-- Cornholioo

Start quote rb.gifI also keep teaching myself new things.  End quote rb.gif

-- Cornholioo
CORNLOLIOO.png "TWO FINGERED SALUTE"

Cornholioo knows best.

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