User:Dark Blue Helmet/Kalei/Beach Time

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Abbreviation: none
Group Numbers: Too many to count
Leadership: Annabell Leigh
Goals: Destroy GI Joe, Take over the World, Make you cry, Etc.
Recruitment Policy: A guide on joining exists on our forum
Contact: The talk page here or our forum


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We're going to do whatever the fuck we want.

Who are we?

Celebrating the latest adjustment to Cobra Commands Sprinkler system

We are a loose affiliation of PKers who think that Cobra was cool as hell. We make no claim to actually BE Cobra, as they were fictional, but none the less their bad-ass-itude translates well to PKing in the streets of this city.

Every one likes to be the lone madman, the crazy axe murdering night stalker, groups are usually kind of annoying. That is because they tell you to do stuff, stuff you don't want to do. Fuck that, I'm gonna do what I want to do and you can suck my balls.

Then again groups have their perks, say a speedy revive, and friends who share your interests (mainly killing people).

This is why I decided to create this "group", so that if you ask for a revive you might hear a sympathetic reply from a fellow Cobra, and later if the two of you want to have a little fun maybe team up and clean house on a Hospital or NT, or maybe you just want someone to gloat to when you make three kills in a row.

You don't have to do what the group wants to do unless it's what you want to do. You don't have to do what I tell you to do, nor what anyone else tells you to do. Just don't expect anyone to listen to you either.

What is Cobra?

I thought I already fucking told you that... Cobra is a fictional group of terrorists in a 1980's series of comic books, cartoon shows, and a line of action figures that were enemies of the "good guys", GI Joe, who were about as trenchie as you can get.

Cobra was constantly trying to achieve world domination, like any good evil organization should. Since we got caught in Malton though, those plans are kinda put on hold and we'd settle for just destroying/dominating Malton instead.

What do you want?

Why, to kill you of course.

Really I cant make it any simpler than that.

Group kill counter

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Cobra has PKed 1979 people.


8 April 2009 05:53 GMT

Groups that have asked us to please stop killing them

Being added to this list does not meant we plan to stop shooting you.

  • Umbrella Corporation - After contacting us in hopes of peace they have accepted our terms for ceasefire, and we are now neutral towards them.
  • The Abandoned - We have accepted the terms of a cease fire, we will no longer target their members so long as it is upheld.
UPDATE: They have now demanded that we COMPLETELY stop PKing while in the suburb of Yagoton, this breaks the treaty that was agreed upon by both parties and as such their members are now fair game.
UPDATE: The Abandoned have earned the title of 'Respected Enemy,' despite our differences and disagreements. Cobra have moved on from Yagoton, so the war is over, for now. But we will return. Probably.
UPDATE: I dont know who wrote that, but as far as im concerned they still need to be killed off. respected or not.
  • Aquila Corporation - Came to us asking for Peace, have offered shelter and medical attention to us in return for cessation of hostilities.
  • 82nd Airborne Division - Came to us asking for an alliance, declared war on us after a minor incident in a fort and cried like toddlers.

How do I join this illustrious organization?

Its always best to recruit members when they are young and impressionable.

It is all explained here.

Bottom line though, you've gotta be a PKer to join, or at least be on your way to becoming one. We really have nothing against zombies as they are more a force of nature than a thing to hate, as natural to Malton as water is to the rest of the world.. We leave them alone and concentrate on killing things that actually get upset when they die, because tears taste yummy.

There is a trial period for most new members where they are tested to prove their dedication and worth, if they pass they will be accepted with open arms as a full member of Cobra.

Members of Cobra enjoy many benefits such as full gym membership, color television, a life time supply of venom, and an excellent dental plan.

Where exactly are you?

Well wouldn't you like to know. I mean, why else would you be asking that. Well I guess I'll fill you in on that.

Cobra Special Operations Teams

RETIRED 1 Dec 2009

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600px-Cobra.svg.png Cobra / RDD Alliance RDDInsignia copy.png
Yeah, Malton just got fucked by the 80s.

Anything else I need to know?

We support all things Cobra related that are either cool, evil, the Cobra Kai Karate DoJo from that Karate Kid movie (not the new Jackie Chan and Will Smith's kid movie), of course the actual snake, or anything that's just eviler than evil. We know, it's not really a word, but it doesn't matter because we said and if you try to dispute that, you better hide somewhere because we will kill you.

Policies we abide by

Hat.jpg Honor Among Thieves
This user or group supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy & finds that PKing is more fun when only innocents suffer.
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