User:Darkpigion/Evil Plans Archive

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My Evil Plans!

Muhaha! Welcome, curious fools!, to my Evil page of Evil Plans that involve Evil Doing!

Invasion Plans

These are my plans that involve invading stuff (like Sweeden)

INVADE CANADA WITH SQUIRILS (THAT HAVE LAZERS)

Step 1) Capture 5000 squirils.

Step 2) Give them nicknames like "Francais", "Colin" and "Nutkin McKill."

Step 3) Atach lazers to them

Step 4) Ship them to the Canadian sea-border and then create a vidio-link with every TV in Canada

Step 5) Demand £20,000,000,000 (thats 2 billion British Pounds, fools,...) or every citizen of Canada will have to face DEATH BY SQURIRIL!!!

Step 6)I become rich and buy Greenland!

Plans Involving Craig!

These are the plans that involve my evil lobster friend, Craig

THE GREAT SHOE THEFT

Step 1) Craig gets dressed up in a black outfit

Step 2) I drop him in a random suburb of my choice (the one that is the most annoying at the time)

Step 3) He then makes his way into several safehouses (regardless of baracade level) and then steal peoples shoes

Step 4) I strip the shoes down into their part components and then sell them for a rather shifty price!

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