User:DeathRay

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One on One: An Interview with DeathRay

Before we start, we'd like to thank SuperZombieSystemsCorp� for the zombie translation machine; without it, we wouldn't be able to get these in-depth real un-life stories of these Malton denizens.

Mrhnr arh ham? harmanz har grah bar bahazh raz ahnah ha gangha. har ha bang harmanz!

The name? The harmanz seem to call me this, as it is apparently written on the back of my clothing. I like to call them breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

Ha mhn harmanz ha na ha, har barhah zahag mah nrgha!

My previous harman life is irrelevant; only as a zombie have I found true life.

ham harm hamanz, mhr ma brahnz. Mrgah azah nah ba?

I'm going to have to cut this short, I can't go this long without a nice piece of brain matter. Maybe next week?

--DeathRay 05:06, 18 Oct 2005 (BST)