User:Dhavid Grohl

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I am Dhavid Grohl. I am a Disciple of Mark Whalberg. I am the reincarnation of the Hardcore spirit that was Big Nixon. I answer only to he who is the light of the Awesome. I come from the empty.

I command Team Zombie Hardcore. All who Rock will follow Whalberg, join Team Zombie Hardcore and know glory unbridled by weakness or softness of core.


Won The Internet

This user has been declared "Winner" of the Internet by a panel of experts on Brainstock. Its awesome. --Dhavid Grohl 04:57, 10 June 2008 (BST)


List of People Who Have Sucked My Balls

Eugenie De Franval
Barrack Obama
Your Mother
AegisTyra's Sister
AegisTyra's Ex-Boyfriend
Everyone Who hates on TZH
Consumate Zerger Sexual Harrison

See his message left below.

Rapture <-- Wanted to cuddle afterward. No.

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This User is a Hardcore Rocker for Mark Whalberg!

Voicemail from HomosexualHarrison

"I am sorry for everything I said :( Please don't hate me. I just want everyone to love me. Its because of my tiny penis size. I promise, I won't be such a huge bitch anymore." The previous quote came from a voice mail I received last night at 2AM my time. Homosexual Harrison left it for me. He was crying and making a sound I could only assume was him shitting himself. Poor guy has it bad. But sorry homosexual Harrison. I don't swing that way.--Dhavid Grohl 03:11, 14 February 2012 (UTC)