User:Dickholeguy

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Napoleon-1.jpg Dickhole The Great
This user or group has entered glorious battle alongside Dickhole The Great (pictured at the left), there were horses, sabres, and muskets all around. After the Battle was over, This user or group stampeded the enemies women and raped their cattle. It was a glorious day indeed.

More so than any other music since the blues, hip-hop is all about stories. And its stories are both criminal minded and grand, making them enthralling and unbelievable, but also making them only as interesting and convincing as the teller. That's why, despite being blackballed by the industry, without a major-label recording contract, heads still gravitated to Jamaica, Queens' realest son, Dickhole guy, like the planets to the sun. Dickhole guy, born Collin Rice 17 years ago, is the real deal, the genuine article. He's a man of the streets, intimately familiar with its codes and its violence, but still, DHG, an incredibly intelligent and deliberate man, holds himself with a regal air as if above the pettiness which surrounds him. Couple his true-life hardship with his knack for addictive, syrupy hooks, it's clear that DHG has exactly what it takes to ride down the road to riches and diamond rings. DHG is real, so he does real things.

Born into a notorious Queens drug dynasty during the late '70s, Dickhole guy lost those closest to him at an early age. Raised without a father, DHG's mother, whose name carried weight in the street (hint, hint, dummies), was found dead under mysterious circumstances before he could hit his teens. The orphaned youth was taken in by his grandparents, who provided for DHG. But his desire for things would drive him to the block. Which in his case was the infamous New York Avenue, now known as Guy R. Brewer Blvd. There, DHG stepped up to get his rep up, amassing a small fortune and a lengthy rap sheet. But the birth of his son put things in perspective for the post adolescent, and DHG began to pursue rap seriously. He signed with JMJ, the label of Run DMC DJ Jam Master Jay and began learning his trade. JMJ would teach the young buck to count bars and structure songs. Unfortunately, caught up in industry limbo, there wasn't much JMJ could do for DHG.

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8/18/06 - 10/13/06, 11/5/06 -

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Bringing Glorious Battle to you since 2006.
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