User:Dr Cory Bjornson

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Out of nowhere a dark user page appears out of the myst.


It proceeds to slap you with a newspaper.


All the way from an Island.

An abandoned dock
Dopefish Lives.jpg Swim swim hungry!
This user belives that Dopefish lives and that it's still hungry.
Viking1.jpg This user is a Viking
They kick Pirate and Ninja ass with ease (all together or one at a time)
MCMSeal.gif Malton College of Medicine
This user supports the efforts of

Malton College of Medicine

in bringing healing and higher education to Malton.

Piranhaplant.jpg Scary/Cute Zombie Piranha Plant! Oooh!
This user supports Triffids in Urban Dead.

No rumor could have exceeded the reality; the study was filled with cronies, the air heavy with tobacco smoke, trays with bottles containing every imaginable brand of whiskey stood about, cards and poker chips ready at hand--a general atmosphere of waist-coat unbuttoned, feet on the desk, and the spittoon alongside.

This user supports PKer rights!
Skull250.jpg Malhalla
This user believes that the city of Malton is actually Valhalla.
Grave.png Improve Urban Dead
Katthew's Zombie Improvements should be incorporated into Urban Dead.
404group image small.png 404 Member
Lane is an entropic member of 404: Barhah not found.
Killer.jpg Report Bounty Hunters
Don't let them get away with murder! Register them on the Rogues Gallery.
Books.jpg Centers Of Learning Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Centers of Learning Policy & acknowledges that all libraries, schools, zoos, and museums in the city of Malton are considered safe places. No survivor in one of these locations may be killed for any reason unless that survivor is a specified enemy of this user or group.
APP1.jpg Artifact Protection Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Artifact Protection Policy, acknowledging that the looting of museums is strictly prohibited. This user or group will do what they can to prevent museum theft in order to preserve Malton's cultural and intellectual integrity.
Fine Arts1.jpg Fine Art of Malton Supporter
This user or group supports the Fine Art of Malton movement & acknowledges that all museums are PK ceasefire zones, heal points, and are to be a barricading priority.
Gladiatorial Arena.jpg Gladiatorial Arena Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Gladiatorial Arena Policy & acknowledges that all stadiums in Malton are gladiatorial areas, in which the killing of another survivor is not a crime and therefore not punishable in any way.
Thinker.gif Royal Society of Malton
This user or group is a member of the Royal Society of Malton, a coalition of groups and individuals who pride themselves on their intellect and strive to make the survivors within Malton more intelligent.
MTTemplate6.JPG Mall Tour 2009
This User or Group was a member of the Mall Tour 2009, and came to your local mall! Thanks for having lots of fresh brains ready when they arrived with all their friends.
Bbeye alpha.gif Ruin Saviour!
Lane Lawley repaired Lolley Library at a cost of 53-4AP.
St. Lorenzo's Church in Dunell Hills repair.png Ruin Saviour!
Lane Lawley repaired St. Lorenzo's Church (Dunell Hills) at a cost of 59AP.

You are inside Buckley Mall. Looted debris litters the floor, and the shop fronts have been smashed and vandalised almost beyond recognition. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. There is a crowd of 67 survivors gathered here.

A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel.

Somebody has spraypainted You are likely to be eaten by a grue onto a wall.

> i
You are carrying:
- mobile phone
- baseball bat
- portable generator
- flak jacket
- revification syringe x2
- DNA extractor
- shotgun (2)
- pistol (6) x5

> say XYZZY
You say "XYZZY" to the 50 people nearest you.

> leave
The building has been so heavily barricaded that you cannot leave by the main doors.

> ne
You move northeast.

You are standing in a carpark.

There is a lone zombie here.

> kill it
I don't understand that.

> kill the zombie
I don't understand that.

> help

> attack zombie
Please specify what WEAPON to ATTACK the TARGET with.

> attack zombie with shotgun
You fire at the zombie for 10 damage. They take a headshot and die.

> score
Your score is 13 [total of 100 points], in 3428 moves.
This gives you the rank of Beginner.


I led password on a (the) historic(al) glitchy journey with Testy McTesterson and sort of (alongside) Yark. (I, II, III, IV, Also "*...that Testy McTesterson is the only level 1 fireman that doesn't have axe proficiency?" from here)