User:Eat me for a prize

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Necrotech has recently hired me to see if Zombies make choices based on the names given to children by their parents, so far this research is inconclusive however it remains ongoing.

December 9th, 2007: Today I was the first time I was attacked. I was attacked two times in one day out of a crowd of 138 people in the northwest corner of Nichols Mall, both times these attacks were bites and there was a space of 5 hours between these attacks, I'm starting to decide that I'm not liking this job and I just want to rip this nametag off.

December 11th, 2007: I died, I got tired of the constant moaning and groaning outside the mall so I ran into a swarm of 120 zombies and began swinging my axe, after swinging my axe for about 38 times I was killed by the large mob... now I can't get the thought of juicy brains off my mind...

December 12th, 2007: I was revived, however I still want juicy brains...