User:Edward Darson
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Character: Edward Darson
Age 42
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 203 lbs
Build: Athletic
Kill Count: 143 Zombies, 4 Humans
Bio: Before the breakout, Edward Darson, or Mr. Darson as he prefers to be called, was a officer in the Malton City Police Department. Now that the dead have taken to the streets, he joins the survivors in their fight to live on a day to day basis. Mr. Darson can often be seen walking around malls or police departments, looking for fresh clothes or new weapons. Mr. Darson is usually wearing a suit and tie or combat apparel, and his height and build make him an easily recognizable person.
User: Edward Darson
Age: 20
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 201 lbs
Build: Stocky/Husky
Kill Count: 0 Zombies 0 Humans
Bio: Before Urban Dead, Mr. Darson sat at his desk for hours a day, completing menial tasks for his boss who was a complete moron. Now, aside from the absolutely necessary (as denoted by his boss, who was replaced by a slightly more humorous one with better looks), he sits at his computer and RP's all day with his alternate personality, also aptly named Edward Darson. Mr. Darson is working on a book at the moment and it is due to come out sometime in 2012. Mr Darson is hoping that his book will be finished before the calculated end of the world, though he is fairly certain that he will be living on the moon at that point.
What We (Me and Darson) Stand For
Well, Darson as a character is best described as a neutral character. Not in the D&D sense, mind you, no, he's willing to do whatever he has to to survive this horror that is Malton city. He just wants to get back to his wife, Elena, and his kid, Timothy. He will cooperate with anyone and everyone as long as his survival is guaranteed.He is willing, also, to do anything to get home, and that includes murder, for all those who are interested.
Edward Darson in real life, on the other hand, is best described as a chaotic evil character. I just want to see the world burn 'till theres none left. I do things in life that I think are funny and no one else can do jack squat about it. I am not opposed to making my character do anything I want him to, as I am his God and can do whatever the hell I want with him. Many of my friends call me heartless, but I would like to think that I am just preparing for the eventual invasion that is due to come. So, hit me up if you want to talk, chill with me in D.C., or use my character for whatever perverted reasons.
Other Sites/Contacting Me
Epidemic, Surviving the Necrosis Virus
This is a site me and my friends made to simulate what we think would happen if a zombie virus hit a major city. As of now, the project is on hold, but you can look at what we have so far, its a good read nonetheless. If you have any questions, PM Edward Darson on the site, and I will get to it ASAP. If you wish to join, my e-mail is on my profile.
YouTube
Yes, I have a YouTube account if you are really desperate to get at my arse. I host a couple of videos if you want to see me rant about things that I don't like, and I've got some good personal information on there if you want to come over to my house and beat the snot out of me for killing your character. I'll say it now, I totally understand. You don't have to do this. Or, we can have a pillow fight instead. Good times. Can I buy you a drink?
Email (ckc929@aol.com)
This is electronic mail. It is what my girlfriend sends me when she wants to break up. Its what I do instead of going out to my mailbox everyday. Its the first thing I check in the morning, and the last thing I check before I go to bed every night. Its what I use to piss people off, and its what I need to survive. If you want to get me, this should be your first choice.
AIM (ckc929)
Yep, its Instant Messaging. Well, pretty much instant, your message usually takes about a second to get across the internet. Anyway, this is a good bet if I haven't gotten to your email and you want to talk to me now. Even if my status is Away, hit me up anyway, odds are that I'm just avoiding people that I don't want to talk to.
IRL
If you can get to my house, the more power to you. If you can find where I live I think that I would give you a trophy and ask you how you did it. Anyway, theres no way that I'm giving out my address over the internet, and unless you are the master hacker, you shouldn't know it anyway.
In the End
I am available at night, I play until I am out of AP then wait 24 hours to do any action. I check my email everyday before I get on, so give me one if you want me to do anything, otherwise you are squat out of luck. If you wish to contact me for other means, email me and I'll consider it. No, I'm not gay. I'm sorry, its just out of the question. And ladies, don't even try it, we all know that there are no women on the internet. Thank you all, and I call rule #34 on any zombie that crawls across my path. I called it. No one else gets it.
If you got that joke, you need to go die, you're on the internet too much. Over 9000 hours a week. And if you got that go die. That site is bad for you. And never talk to me.
Groups
Clean Air Reclamators
