I am le bored, so I play Urban Dead.
I am le addicted, so I have four characters. Bite them.
If you happen to revive my zombie alt(s), don't be alarmed - I play as a human while I'm alive. If you kill one of my Survivor characters, you're getting black-listed, though. Expect a shotgun blast if you meet me on the street, buddy.
I do not PK, except against a known PKer. I know that this makes me a known PKer, but they killed an innocent. I'm just here to serve justice Judge Dredd-style. Similarly, I do not ZK except in retaliation to known ZKers, for the same reasons.
I do not GK, except in Non-Resource EHB Safehouses, which are graffiti'ed as being "Lights OFF!". I believe that having the lights turned on attracts zombies. As such, I have had to destroy a few generators, for the common good. I have never, and will never kill a generator in a resource building or building not marked as being "Lights OFF". That is being an asshole. Which I am not.
I tip cows. No, not those cows. Mrh? Cows. If you are going to just stand around and wait for a revive, you obviously have some extra AP floating around, and can afford to stand back up. Besides, while you're dead, why not take this opportunity to enjoy life as a zombie? I do everytime I die. Then somebody revives me, and I'm human again. Repeat ad infinitum. This means that I will use all of the syringes I can, if I'm going reviving. This also means I will use all of the ammo I have, if I'm going Cow Tipping. It's a fun sport, honest.
I do show restraint in my Cow Tipping, however. I do believe in Sacred Ground, and thus do not kill zeds at Cemetaries. Except those with brain-rot. They're fair game.
I like the Taste of BRA!NZ!!! I will play as a zombie if I'm dead, especially if it's against the best interests of humans. Deal with it. It's a zombie apocolypse, zeds have a right to un-death, too. Besides, have you ever tried brains? They're really rather good.
Please also note that all of these principles and ethics can be backed up with a valid Role-Playing explanation, so I'm not a complete fuckwit. I'm just too lazy to explain any more.
I at least try to follow the following policies, if I don't happen to be lying down or headshotted. Whereupon I get VERY ANGRY.
|This User or Group supports the Dual Nature Policy & believes that the citizens of Malton should embrace their two-fold nature.|
|Real Gamer is an Asshole|
|This user or group believes that Real Gamer is a n00b, a loser, an asshole, as well as a host of unspeakable things.
He deserves to die by being stuffed with bananas in his ass. Or worse...
|Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter|
|This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.|
|Sacred Ground Policy Supporter|
|This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.|
|This user is a Cow tipper and treats marked revive points as they would a cattle ranch. They particularly enjoy shooting zombie-cows with their buddies.|
|Mr. Rogers Style!|
|This user or group plays as Mr. Rogers would. They are non-violent as long as there is peace. Start something, however, and expect the wrath of Mr. Rogers and his whole neighborhood.|
|This user or group complies with the Non Barricading Policy, which states that all buildings shall be barricade-free, ruined, and un-lit.|
|maarh harman bra!nz ahr har!!|
|This user or group is a fan of feasting on harman bra!nz, and wants more opened.|
|Profane Existence Policy Supporter|
|This User or Group supports the Profane Existence Policy & asserts that all Wastelands in the city of Malton are revive-free zombie zones.|