User:Elbowhead/Elbowheadsville

Achtung

moved here because it was killing my page--Elbowhead 23:46, 16 October 2007 (BST)

A note on elbowheadsville

elbowheadsville, The greatest hive of scum and villainy in the known galaxy. In fact it was so awful that God decided to alter the HTML code of the universe and simply delete the place. The only time the code had been previously altered was when, after a drinking contest with Odin (he lost), God accidentally evolved a bunch of chimps to lose their tails, fur and common sense and replaced them opposable thumbs. The creations then went on to multiply and pollute his lovely new paradise planet,But that's a different story.

Points of interest

The ridley bank: after putting the 'bank through a gigantic trash compactor, It become a one block building populated by hundreds of cube shaped mini zombies. Funnily enough, It's also a bank.

scarface's mansion (with en-suite carpark): After scarfaces death in Miami some 20 years ago, Nechrotech moved his corpse to Malton for testing. Upon causing the outbreak of zombies, Scarface was resurected and left to roam malton. Upon seeing my childhood role model reduced to a Mhr? cow I revived him and hastily built him an exact replicant of his Miami mansion where he now resides, attempting to sell cocain to passing zombies.

Amanils mansion: He's a scary moderator for the Tikhon Medical forums, so I built a mansion for him so he'd cut me some slack.

Target Zombie's house: It's been specially prepared (electric fence, Booby traps) for him.

DoctorTint's Mansion: He's also a scary moderator now, so some grovelling is in order.

Mah Mansion with adjoining mall: Also doubles as a gambling den featuring russian roullete, hookers and blackjack. House takes 15%.

Suburb Map

The Suburb of elbowheadsville

A-walk-in-the Park loanshark Bank Shady Street Over-priced Auto Repair MY Way the Pain Building the Meh Building Death Row Smells-fishy Plaza Puntastic Cinema a carpark wasteland Dunrescuin Fire Station the Sleaze Motel the DOOM Towers outa-gas Auto Repair the *generic* Building Tikhon North Filthy Richard's XXX Cinema Broken dreams Boulevard on-da-take Police Department Douglas Adams memorial Park fawlty Towers Discriminate Library a warehouse the Oddity's of nature Museum Gee-whiz Avenue Sir-Frauds-a-lot Bank Q Avenue the Asshat Building St. not-so-sobre Church the feel Building mhr? Lane squidbillie Street the sleapeasy Motel crooked Auto Repair the ridley Bank Scarface's mansion Scarface's mansion Scarface's carpark Amanil's Mansion wasteland The tourist board's Building supyo Grove word Library a junkyard St. Kiddiefiddlers's Church the Necrotech Building Club nudes the scummbucket Building TZ's house Linch Bank the lost cause Building the Motel of DOOM the Ron Bergundy Monument generic Library the creepy Towers Club n00b nothin' new Plaza pleasant(ish) Park cheap housing Avenue even cheaper housing Avenue Zombie re-habilitation center the I-ran-out-of-ideas Building Zombie caging area entirely useless Police Department Mah homies cribz Youre nicked Police Department Mah Mansion Mah Mansion the gruesome Museum White trash School No-hope Hospital BASS street the Peter the great Monument wasteland Insta-gib Road wasteland Mah Mall Mah Mall the winchester Arms the underworld Monument hell's gate Mozzilla Monument Bastable Alley DOOM Avenue The high Way backstab Crescent point of no return Railway Station Wicked! Lane DoctorTint's Mansion a carpark capitalist Bank back Alley wasteland Club cockswain Spare Avenue outta-luck Row the 24/7 happy hour Arms a factory