User:F14p J4ck
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Fl4p J4ck. An enigma, wrapped in flour, encased in chocolate.
F14p J4ck (flăp�jăk) n. See pancake.
This deranged pensonality resides with the DHPD.
F14p J4ck has set up "shop" in the back of HQ, surrounding himself with a tortured radio and cassette tapes of unspeakable musics.
He often plays them on the Radio Free DHPD to add atmosphere to slaying of zombies.
He has also has a fiddle, and isn't afraid to tune it on air.
However, his capacity for sadism is so great, he will invent songs on the spot for your listening torture.