User:Frieda

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Contents 1 Who? 2 Friedian Postulates 3 Characters 4 Uh...

[edit] Who?

Frieda is a Scientist. She forgot a lot of things--like where she used to work at. Abandoned by her escorts, she wandered the streets of Malton alone. Like many other NecroTech workers, she was targeted by both the criminal and undead elements of Malton. Frieda eventually came to Southern Malton, where she wanders about today.

Right now, she advertises Paint-Flavored Soda, Leaden taste without the brain-waste!, which she created in an abandoned NecroTech building. She'll never reveal the formula. Ever.

[edit] Friedian Postulates

• Frieda enjoys killing hostiles.
• Frieda likes to take long walks in dangerous suburbs.
• Frieda does not wish her enemy ill, she plans it!
  • Corollary: Frieda is unlike lightning--she always strikes twice.
• Frieda is a pyromaniac.
  • Corollary: Frieda wishes there were flamethrowers in Malton.
• Frieda may be a ninja (see below).

[edit] Characters

You might have seen one of me around.

• Frieda the quintessential main personality girl. I'm no schizophrenic, just paranoid. I'm usually hanging out in South Malton, finding folks to heal.
• Joakhuin, the firefighter gone mercenary. Used to tour in a garage rock band around Malton. He's been in nearly every suburb. Don't ask how's he accomplished this.
• Yola, the odd umbrella-wielding maniac girl! Who needs guns when you have a blade hidden in a harmless umbrella? Currently hanging out near Roftwood.

[edit] Uh...

	Bandwagon
	This user has jumped on the template bandwagon.

	Templates make FUNFUN!
	This User thinks that templates are a fun and exciting way to express your opinion!

	Planned Revivification
	This user or group supports organized revivification.

	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
	This user supports the Sacred Ground Policy.

	Where is Malton?
	Frieda thinks that Malton is lost in time.

	Etiquette
	This user or group supports etiquette.

	STFU N00B
	This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob.

	Firefox User
	This user uses Firefox.

	Windows XP
	Frieda is designed for Windows XP.

	Ninja
	This user flips out and kills people. Ninjas are so totally awesome!

	Trenchcoater
	This user finds no irony in 20 shotguns and katanas.

	Mad Rhymes
	This user will try, at least most of the time, To express their opinions completley in rhyme.

	Gangsta Rap
	This user is correct that it's not the East or the West side, North or the South side, but the Dark Side