User:Garretjax

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Garretjax
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Joined: 2007-12-06
Character class: Police/Civilian
Favorite equipment: FAK's, Pistols,Toolbox,Knife, Fire Axe,Syringes and Shotguns
Character profile: Urban Dead profile
Current status: Alive
Character group: Army Control Corps
Character stats: Level:21
Journal: Look down retard for Garretjax
  • Garretjax is an active member of the ACC and is currently second in command of Echo Three. Relatively new to The ACC he joined right before the great seige of Malton and fought bravely against the Big Bash 2. A Jokester at heart, and a Horse in the Pants, Garretjax is loved by all. Be they alive, or shambling corpse. ((the later only loving him till he shoots their %@#&ing face off)) When not killing the undead horde by the NT building load he enjoys long walks on the beach, rough sex with a Phillipino women that he'll never see again, and playing with puppy dogs.

Journal

  • Feburary 24th

Well we just left the NT we were trying to take, luckily i wasn't eaten. My plan to cover everyone else in doughnut Glaze while they slept worked. I might have to kill the owner of Sargemart to. He's moving in on my information job, he should stick to guns Bullshitting answers about Zombies is my little Niche in the world. This Dispute will be settled

Templates

ACCsmall.gif Army Control Corps
This user is an active operative of the Army Control Corps.
Beatbejesus.jpg Beat The Bejesus
This Person or Group Knows That Sometimes You Just Gotta Beat The Bejesus Outta Somethings...


SargeMartLogo1.png I shop at Sarge Mart!
Garretjax purchased REVENGE!!!!!! at Sarge Mart!
Force.gif USE THE FORCE!
This user only uses their powers for good,
and for tipping over small babies.

*No small babies were harmed in the making of this template*

This user's or group's powerlevel is…

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BePreparedGuide.png Don't Leave Home Without It
I don't go anywhere without
The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton
Dead.gif Urban Dead
This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
Keyhole2.jpg Just Lock the Freaking Doors Already!
This user can't figure out why survivors don't just lock their doors to keep out the zombies.
Weapons.JPG Weapon of Choice
This user's weapon of choice is his Necrotech Syringe. One hit Kill baby.
Generatorcarry.JPG Heavy Lifters, Maybe?
This user can't figure out for the life of them how survivors are able to carry around several portable generators at once.
DontGK.jpg GKers Suck
This group thinks that destroying generators is a pussy move.
Survivor giddings stand.jpg Battle of Giddings
This user or group was among the living that fought honorably against the Big Bash 2 in the one month long Battle of Giddings.


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This user has signed the Coalition for Fair Tactics Player Pledge.

Quotable Quotes of Quotyness

  • "The Bird of Hermes is My Name, Eating My Wings to Make me Tame."

Ripley, The Ripley Scroll