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Haht Dahg!

Hot dogs, armoured Hot Dogs!

What kinds of kids get eaten by armoured Hot Dogs?
Big kids, little kids, kids who stack the deck!
Fat kids, skinny kids, even kids from Necrotech!
Eaten by hot dogs, armoured Hot Dogs!
The dogs love to bite kids!

Hey Kids!

This is Ginormous! You may remember me from such shows as the brief New Gingerbraaains, The Laughing Dead, and The Naughty Zombie Gods.

Tune in to my new adventures on Lick The Prick at a suburb near you, coming on right after The Big Prick!

I'll see you there!

*Waves his hands.*

*Sets one hand aside.*

*Eats the other.*