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Striking

I'm sorry, but IT WAS WORTH to strike your vote. The signature HAS to link to your user page, if not theres no way to know who made it once the suggestion is moved to it's correspondant Previous Days Suggestions page. --Matthew Fahrenheit YRC | T | W! 19:59, 3 August 2006 (BST)

Do not contradict God. -- (GOD) 00:42, 4 August 2006 (BST)

Blasphemy

Your user name is quite blasphemous... I love it! Look at the templates on my user page, they're pretty controversial too!--Gage 20:09, 3 August 2006 (BST)

Thank you, my son. -- (GOD) 02:42, 4 August 2006 (BST)

Sweet

You're pretty cool, but stop stealing my thunder! –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 06:20, 4 August 2006 (BST)

How would I steal that which I created? Are you the "Bob" those school children were referring to right before I got biblical on their asses? -- (GOD) 18:03, 4 August 2006 (BST)
No no, I'm the "Bob" it talks about on page seven of the Idiot's Guide to Ruling the Universe, right under "Threats to Your Seat of Power." –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 18:21, 4 August 2006 (BST)
Do you really want to be on the divine Radar Screen? Remember what happened to the last guy that started shit on God's home turf. He only ended up way down in Hell 'cuz I threw him so hard. -- (GOD) 18:35, 4 August 2006 (BST)

ZombieBabyJesus

ZBJ is my lord and savior! What say you, disembodied voice of the unknown? Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 18:25, 4 August 2006 (BST)

Man, you kids are into some kooky stuff these days. I'll see what Little J. thinks and if he is indeed zombified at this point. That kid's always been a bit of a rebel. -- (GOD) 18:33, 4 August 2006 (BST)

Fun with Existentialism

  • If you are the One and the All, Creator of the Infinite (sorry, my religious title recognition is sub-par at best) how can you create a wiki account that can be perceived by individuals such as us without shattering out minds a la Cthulhu? You are, after all, something that can create not only a fully functional ecosystem, but several other planets, stars, and galaxae in under a week. How is it possible for us to even interact with such a powerful force on a simple, easy-interface level? --Kalir 07:34, 8 August 2006 (BST)
    • The Lord is very careful to safeguard your fragile minds. I communicate to you now as a human would communicate to an ape with sign language. Post. Post Wiki. Water drink? Water drink good. Kitten soft. -- (GOD) 18:19, 8 August 2006 (BST)

Atheism

I don't believe you exist. What now? --V2Blast TP!CSR 19:32, 8 August 2006 (BST)

I agree. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 19:33, 8 August 2006 (BST)
I agree too. Maybe with enought signs god will just fade away.--Thari T/C/TJ! 19:35, 8 August 2006 (BST)
Nor do I. --Gage 01:41, 9 August 2006 (BST)
Many a man hath erroniously thought acting sensation Abe Vigoda to have passed long ago. This be not true, and Mr. Vigoda hath suffered no ill fortune due to the mistaken notions of the masses. -- (GOD) 05:01, 9 August 2006 (BST)

God is a Zerger

Yes, it is true, the holy of all holiness is a dirty zerger. Proof? God has many accounts, his main being God of the group Christianity. There is also Allah of the group Islam, Jehovah and Yahweh of Judaism, Elohim, Jah in Rastafarianism, and there is also the Holy Trinity which is made up of three zerg alts. This is proof that God is nothing but a dirty little zerger. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 19:41, 8 August 2006 (BST)

Have you seen them playing together?--Thari T/C/TJ! 19:43, 8 August 2006 (BST)
No. Us mortals cannot see God. But we know he is there because we have faith. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 20:29, 8 August 2006 (BST)

God, is Xenu from the Galactic Confederacy group one of your alts?--Thari T/C/TJ! 20:32, 8 August 2006 (BST)

The Lord wishes to inform you that this is utterly false. God is not a zerger, God is a DJ and you are the music. -- (GOD) 04:47, 9 August 2006 (BST)

Panic on the streets of London and I'm the DJ. You're a dirty zerger of a ton of groups. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 05:07, 9 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord God is all things. This includes you, my Son. As you are made in his image, so too must ye be a zerger. -- (GOD) 05:09, 9 August 2006 (BST)
Sonny. And I was made in the image of James Caan. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 05:35, 9 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord is very, very sorry. -- (GOD) 05:45, 9 August 2006 (BST)

I'm worried

I was just reading this page about masturbation, and it said that "God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason." Is this true? Because if it is, then I must withdraw myself from your holiest dance team. --Niilomaan GRR! 14:36, 11 August 2006 (BST)

Absurd. If God did not intend for people to masturbate, he would not have made their hands reach. -- (GOD) 17:57, 11 August 2006 (BST)
Thank you my god.. Now I must go and make better use of this new info I gathered... --Niilomaan GRR! 18:54, 11 August 2006 (BST)

Sorry

sorry for pointing out the custom page title. I never meant for it to result in you getting two warnings. Like I said, I didn't consider it all that big of a deal--Gage 21:45, 14 August 2006 (BST)

You need no forgiveness, my son. For you see, it was not a big deal. The heretics simply ignored their own policies in order to exact revenge on the Lord God for pointing out the mistake of their comrade. Bless you. -- (The Lord God) Pray 00:55, 15 August 2006 (BST)
Are you a part of any in game groups God?--GageASS 18:37, 15 August 2006 (BST)
Do you play UD, God?--Thari T/C/TJ! 18:40, 15 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord God would obviously not be here if he did not. -- (The Lord God) Pray 18:43, 15 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord God is not yet a part of a group, though he has begun to set about creating his own. -- (The Lord God) Pray 18:43, 15 August 2006 (BST)


Other Spam

Bad idea banished to the archive!

The chainsaw has long been a desired-but-non-implimentable item. Following the theft above, the Lord God was inspired to do this.

The following suggestion is a snippet to be worked on when the Lord God find the time. Feel free to comment.

Sniper Rifle, Sniper Skill

Timestamp: 18:37, 28 July 2006 (BST)
Type: Item, Skill
Scope: Survivors
Description: Usable only from buildings tall enough to jump from the window, Sniper Rifles would be found in Armouries and Police Stations.

This weapon would take one clip for the sake of easy implimentation.

With this weapon, players would be able to snipe zombies or humans outside the building for 3 damage. The rifle takes 1 AP to start using, which shifts your view to the outside of the building. The rifle then takes 5 AP to fire with a 35% chance of a successful hit.

Doing any action or clicking the rifle again will return you to your indoor view for the usual AP.

The player cannot see those on surrounding blocks, only their own.

Flak Jackets will block some damage from the rifle, as with any gun.

Head shots apply, since snipers usually go for the head anyway.

There would be a "Sniper Training" skill that increases chance of success by 15%, bringing the total to 50%.

There would be an "Advanced Sniper Training" skill below that, which increases damage by 2 points, bringing the total to 5 damage.

Votes
Comments welcome. Suggestion not finished. -- (The Lord God) Pray 02:05, 19 August 2006 (BST)

Sorry, weapons can't be used inside a building.--Canuhearmenow 02:08, 19 August 2006 (BST)

The Lord God shoots people inside buildings all the time! -- (The Lord God) Pray 02:19, 19 August 2006 (BST)
I believe he meant (although in a retarded manner) shooting people outside from within isn't accepted. --A Bothan Spy Mod WTF U! 02:23, 19 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord God thinks that in light of Kevan's violation of the "Don't move other players" rule, there may be room for rethinking other such guidelines. -- (The Lord God) Pray 02:26, 19 August 2006 (BST)
The imposter is wrong. Both rules apply still, else would be as unbalanced as zombies opening portals to hell. --Agent White WTFW!SGPCMS-MetaCMS 03:42, 19 August 2006 (BST)
Foolish mortal. Zombies can drag other players into the street, thusly moving them without permission. The Lord God will absolve you of the sin of contradicting him. -- (The Lord God) Pray 03:57, 19 August 2006 (BST)

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