User:Greenstreak

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TAR PK Hunter Greenstreak
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Joined: Oct 10, 2006
Character Details: Urban Dead profile
Rank: TAR PK Hunter
Character Class: Military
Favorite Equipment: My razor-sharp wit
Favorite Weapon: Shotgun
Backup Weapon: Pistol
Current Status: Right behind you.
Location: Probably the Witt Arms, finishing a lukewarm beer
Current Level: 41
Kills: I lost count after I had to take off my shoes
Revives: 21
Deaths: 23
Group: Tactical Area Rescue
Journal: No time. I'm too busy killing.

Greenstreak's Back, Tell a Friend

Hoo. How time flies.
7-24-2009

After roaming aimlessly as a stinking, rotten corpse for over a year, I've been revived and I'm back in Wyke, protect you whether you like it or not...

New group, same murder-licious taste!!

Now with half the carbs...
12-11-2007

I have joined the HWC's old allies, the TAR, in their fight to reclaim Wyke Hills.

I'm continuing my crusade of red-ass-PKer-beatdowns as well as whatever is required of me by my new teammates.

The South will rise again!

Hartford Wrecking Crew Dissolved

12-7-2007

Man, you leave UD for nine months and they delete your group page. What a bitch. Oh, well... I know a couple of my former teammates are still active, including UnHonoredSoldier, so Wyke Hills is still under our watchful eye.

I'm going to continue to work closely with the TAR and so forth.

I'm back. PKers have a reason to sleep with one eye open in Wyke again...

Wait. Is that even possible? I must've been drunk when I wrote that --Greenstreak 07:45, 24 July 2009 (BST)

The story of a man. A manly, manly man.

This is my old profile description. I decided to keep it for posterity. It's my page. I can do that.


As you probably already know, he's the leader of the prestigiously ass-kicking Hartford Wrecking Crew. (I came up with the name during a phone conversation with my younger brother, UnHonoredSoldier, whilst drunk. (this is true --UnHonoredSoldier 20:11, 26 October 2006 (BST)))

Anyway, Greenstreak is the hero of millions. He has to wade through throngs of slavering fans every morning just to get to his car bike. It is quite sad. He is also possibly the coolest character in the Hartford Wrecking Crew or even the entire city of Malton. Definitely the drunkest.

Check it out: our flag is a modified version of the Iowa flag. C'mon, you know it should have had a gun on it in the first place anyway. It's Iowa for chrissakes.

In real life, I'm a 25 year old jet engine machinist and hopeless alcoholic living in West Des Moines. It can be said that I'm addicted to UD, MPFC, MST3K, and plenty of other acronyms*. I've read both the Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z by Max Brooks. I know what's up.

*Other acronym addictions may include (but are not limited to) LSD, DVDA, PBnJ, D&DDR, CHS, WTF, THGttG, BBQ, RC, TMNT, and SWF.


  • Don't forget SnM --UnHonoredSoldier 23:36, 31 October 2006 (UTC)
  • The correct usage of that acronym would, indeed, be BDSM. But good job. --emoxjo 03:49, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Actually I was refering to Sam 'n' Max, but that works too.--UnHonoredSoldier 03:51, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
  • dammit, Jo. Why is everything sex to you?--Greenstreak 13:39, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
  • You're all liars if you say everything isn't sex to you, too. --emoxjo 01:06, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

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Proud defenders of Southern Malton
Est. Oct 2006

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