User:Hagnat/hagnat
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[edit] HistoryHagnat did not have a worse day in his life than when Malton turned into the nightmare it is now. He was fired from the job he had slaved his entire life, his had wife left him for his best friend, his son was killed by a moose, his daughter discovered that she was pregnant and didnt know who the father was, his dog ran away and zombies started to appear on his backyard. Heck, he was pissed! So he joined the horde ranks with pleasure knowing that he had nothing to lose from it. His hunt started with his wife and his ex-best friend, whom he found hiding in a local pub. Ah, the pleasure of beer been drunk from your wife's skull!! He then proceed to Yagoton, the damned place where his daughter used to hang out. He found several of her "friends", hiding and crying in fear of the hordes of zombies chanting "Mrh?" inside a church nearby. He killed each and every one of them, until they too joined the horde of "Mrh?" cows, waiting for something that never came. He then went to the zoo, where he found the Moose, zombiefied by a zombie baby seal. He ate his brain anyway. His final piece of revenge awaited... His boss, who was cowering inside Caiger Mall. By that time Caigar was already full of mall wankers and no zombie horde ever found a way to get them out of there. Hagnat was upset that his revenge would remain unfulfilled, when he discovered his boss inside the Latrobe Building, attempting to store syringes. Hagnat soon made short work of him, Sadly, he never found his dog. But the damn dog was smart, and must be a zombie by this time, too. [edit] Fun Facts
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