User:Hunter S Thompson
From The Urban Dead Wiki
How I'm alive, and what I'm doing in Malton, are not questions I'm answering at this time. The real conspiracy is far weirder than anything you've heard.
I don't have any drugs to share with you, and chances are you know as much as I do about where to find them in Malton.
If I was still interested in talking about my writing, I wouldn't have shot myself in the face.
